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- Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:31 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24894
Re: StratoUnited
I’ll tie my boner in a knot if that happens. :twisted: Are you really sure you can knot/knit your boner in your time. Again? Huvaligen in that case... Yes. I dip the micro phallus in the surströmming and ask my priest to try a taste. :wink: There was a sale on Swedish Instagram cam girls to marry o...
- Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:20 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24894
- Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:01 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24894
Re: StratoUnited
:oops: plus 10 Hi dear! How are you? Thank You for asking! I am OK, but Saturday-bored...and stressed. Autumn-stressed. I miss the old days at this Forum. Vojne, vojne.. I miss the old days too. I don't like Facebook much. Maybe one day I'll make an account named something like "Yngwie Kotipelto" l...
- Sat Oct 19, 2019 6:52 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24894
Re: StratoUnited
:errrr: WHAT to say? It is life in a nutshell.
- Sat Oct 19, 2019 5:06 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24894
Re: StratoUnited
Are you really sure you can knot/knit your boner in your time. Again? Huvaligen in that case...robocop wrote:I’ll tie my boner in a knot if that happens.
- Sat Oct 19, 2019 5:02 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24894
Re: StratoUnited
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Hi dear! How are you?Hubble86 wrote: plus 10
Thank You for asking! I am OK, but Saturday-bored...and stressed. Autumn-stressed. I miss the old days at this Forum. Vojne, vojne..
- Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:11 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24894
Re: StratoUnited
plus 10
- Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:36 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Is Dreamspace weird?
- Replies: 122
- Views: 38378
Re: Is Dreamspace weird?
Spooooky...
- Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:32 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:heil: pffff Dark Materia. Lithium-ion Batteries....Bläääää!
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:39 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:x :x PFFFF "Hubble in trubble" Pfff . I'm NOT in Hubbletrubble. At all! They are talking about a telescope, named after me, the presumtive Nobel-prize-winner, they always forget. This year no exception,since my inventions surely are too much for them to grasp. Or they are just evil and typical envi...
- Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:01 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Hallo Agag and welcome back! Hope you will come to Koskalukka! I have a big adventure for you here. A real challenge, where you will use my new inventions. A fantastic battery and some grasshoppowder. Just something to go into for a brave young man like you. I tell you more when you come here, wh...
- Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:58 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Pfff...I have heard, that they now make a big affair of visualizing the molecules in human bodies. Pfff again...What is the news? I have told you so for ages, and how I made my invisiblepills from red to blue molecules. Or is it the opposite? I don't really remember, since I am a distracted professo...
- Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:32 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:? Jaja! The Chupacabramonsters are now dead, but we have 16 new questionmarks to worry about. They often look like goats and määs like goats,, but suddenly they speak Finnish and sing old Russian warsongs. The vets will show them on TV, but I say no, since it would create fear and chaos. To get som...
- Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:11 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: I listened to the two Keeper of the Seven Keys albums
- Replies: 13
- Views: 8819
Re: I listened to the two Keeper of the Seven Keys albums
NeverendingAbyss wrote:Me and my goat 🐐🐐🐐
travel 🚋 in a boat ⛴⛴⛴
together to the moon 🌙
and forever in love 😍😍😍 with you 💯💯
Wow! Wow!
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- Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:51 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: I listened to the two Keeper of the Seven Keys albums
- Replies: 13
- Views: 8819
Re: I listened to the two Keeper of the Seven Keys albums
This 👈👉 is money snek. 🐍🐍💰💰 Upsnek ⬆⬆🔜🔜 in 7.123 7⃣ 1⃣2⃣3⃣ snekonds 🐍🐍 or you ✋✋ will NEVER ❌❌❌❌ get monies 💰💰 again Beware!!...
- Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:22 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( I have a lot of stitches from monsterbites,but they are well worth it, since I got amazing results from my gene-tests of those Moonanimals. They are related to Tyrannosaurus rex and to my enormous surprise also to people from Koskalukka. There are also dinosaurusgenes in our neighbor-rednecks. HU...
- Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:53 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) I am very interested in gene-science, and red and blue molecules. The four of my invisible pills, that the Moonmonster ate was a big overdose, and it's effect was a dramatic change of the gene-tree. His invisibility is probably a full part of his molecules now and also inheritable. The tests I ma...
- Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:14 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( Jaja! Chupacabra seems to have gone somewhere else just now. Maybe to the village for some redneckblood. So you can come to the kitchen for your porridge with goatmilk. But be prepared to go back to your underbedplace with short notice. And remember that we need you, when our goats start to deliv...
- Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:58 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:o What are you mumbling about, son? Your Chupacabra is not under control, so you have to stay under your bed for now. :( I will bring you Nomnomnoms but NO FLO...For sure. I have a little poem for you to think over. Carissima Luna, Nos apud vos ridere, Tu putas idiote, Et tu probabiliter ius.
- Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:25 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:x :x Why did NASA retouch their video from the Moon??Did they try to conspire? Again? Where are Nea and Freckle, with my revolutionary atmospherebattery? And all the goathumans, that speak Finnish? I just say! More questions. Why release a video without the real sensation, "that would have made jaw...
- Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:06 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1431768
Re: Most nicest poster
Great konsert. As usual... :luv1: :luv1:
- Thu Jul 19, 2018 4:05 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1431768
Re: Most nicest poster
:) Saturday we, Kööski, Freckle, Nea and I are going to Laukaa and listen to our beloved Strato. We really need the distraction from all our pregnancyproblems. Maybe we also will talk with the boys and especially Porra, since Freckle got in her head, that they are some sort of cousincousins. PFFF......
- Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:46 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( Vojne! Vojne! The Chupacabra didn't leave the farm. Oh no! He must have thought that he had come to Chupacabra-heaven,with 73 goatvirgins waiting for him. He had all the blood he wanted and till that he could satisfy his huge sexneeds. My pills had apparently worked as some viagra and since he wa...
- Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:38 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( Ja,ja. We have a huge problem here on the farm, and even in Finland. The Chupacabra made the hole, in the barnwall, big enough for him to come out and we tried to close doors and windows, but he sneaked in. He screamed for Nea, who had hid under his bed, and the monster didn't find him, so he wen...
- Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:54 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
forts Moonjourney... "Ja,ja," The man with the fucking high eyebrows was irritated "Enough of that invisiblebullshit. Why are you saying that you have been on the Moon, with a terror-atmosphere-battery. Is it some advertisement? Do you really, really imagen that anyone, ANYONE, will believe you? Hah...
- Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:08 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Phallustine can't be compared with north
Scandinavia, where 100 procent are FLO-addicted. It is a real problem for the wolves.
Scandinavia, where 100 procent are FLO-addicted. It is a real problem for the wolves.
- Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:04 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1431768
Re: Most nicest poster
Ah, you have to wait for those legs to 22nd of November...And so does Arnold. No beforehandthanksgiving. At all.
- Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:45 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( Vojne, vojne! Bomkabom! In the village has some kretin called the polis about the "mad professor", and that he has visited the Moon, with a new dangerous terror-atmosphere-battery. So they came with the heavy machinery. Six armed blue boys! They looked scared, when they knocked on the door. Just ...
- Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:11 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Stratovarius is in the studio!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 10244
Re: Stratovarius is in the studio!
:? Thanks for that! I am staying at the top. Always! Haha and pfffff... Now that i'm back upon my throne, I thought it best to cast the first stone, In recent years, verse has been few, And missing in action have been the A-crew, Yes- this humble man balks from his shabby brown box, Just ten minute...
- Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:13 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 839986
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
I have seen the ugly bird make several trips to the Moon, in Oceanus Procellarum. He likes it there because Pekka fucking Nurmi feeds him argonized dietary fiber. Oh goodness, the smell is contouring the non-existent atmosphere. Send Stratowarius asap! Don't mention the war and stay away from the u...