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HEHHEHHEHHHH. nice, especially the Einstein comic.

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian
Customs agent stops them and tells them:
"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means a four" replies the Italian official.
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze otomobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly.

"Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent.
"Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your cara and you are
thereforea breaking the law."
" The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over,
ich vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2
guysa in a Fiat Uno

hilarious

I know what the "perfect secretary" consists of, but its too racy for this Forum!

Look alive, guys! I think Donna from the Ho-Board visits here!

Don't ask!

So true.

Those are always funny.

I like those, and the joke with Italian border is great, although I knew it already

My old friend Shurik, the word you've entered isn't in the dictionary - try chauvinism. Most men can't spell well ....

from a female chauvinist

Sorry, my english is still far from perfect But I was close

It's a word of french origin, if I'm not mistaken, and I just forgot how they wirte "sh" ...