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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Jan 09, 2016 7:16 am

PAGE 100!!!!


Hungry? Try this!! :D
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/ajaTf0n


:crowd1: :elk: :banana1: :twak: :umbrella: :grouplaff: :newbie: :repuke: :sex1: :pissed5: :ola:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Jan 09, 2016 8:52 am

:rvd: :luv3: :kiss2: :jump: :ola: :bounce1: :laff: :yum: :music: :crowd1: :luv2: :leapfrog: :banana1: :banana2: :jump2: :yum2: :w00t: :party: :heil:


Yessss!
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:29 am

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Now I am sure! You love waving arms! And legs! :D
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Jan 10, 2016 7:48 am

I love shitting!

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Here's a load of shit

The stench comes from my armpit

It all comes out like a misfit

Here to transmit

Its time to take a shit
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:36 am

Speaking of shit, check this out : http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfb_1452449862

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:42 am

:shock: Here is the word HUH really on it's place. New York, New York...
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Jan 11, 2016 12:30 pm

David Bowie and Lemmy are dead

And last night we didn't' go to bed

It's hotter than a thermonuclear warhead

Just stay up and make some banana bread

Then pick up your guitar and shred

Took a DNA test and found out I'm inbred
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Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:53 pm

:) Thank you for the rhymes. It's only you and I here, so we have to keep together. 8)

Don't know if I am alive or dead,

Worked all night and am still in bed,

It's cold like in hell or a warhead,

I will soon go up and eat some bread,

But I don't have a guitarra I could shred,

But of course I will test if I'm an inbred...
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:58 am

:lol: :lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4TJkPLN_g8
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Jan 13, 2016 6:43 pm

:lol:

You can never guess how many Norwegians that are required for changing one light bulb. But after you have seen their exercises here, you will have a clue. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Jan 13, 2016 10:56 pm

We should shoot up steroids in our asses. :)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:54 pm

:wink:
Someday you get your shitty song you have wanted.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:15 pm

What? :lol: I just clogged the toilet with a huge shit. :lol:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:10 pm

:lol: Oh dear! You are a CLOGGER! HUH!
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Post by Goal Stockhausen » Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:20 pm

:(
I'm so sorry, BUT I have to tell you, that my brother Arnold, doesn't like you. At all! He works as a plumber in Leeds, where they have a bad, very bad sewer system. The wastepipes are often placed outside the houses, and when it is freezing cold the cloggs, that you and other cloggers produce, freeze to hard lumps and hinder the more normal shits from floating free. They all gather along the pipe and become a nuisance.

Arnold's job is to clean those pipes and when he executes this honorable task, the clogg often explodes in his face. I think that he, in this situation, has all the reason to dislike you, as a far too content clogger.
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:24 pm

I'm sorry but I don't need a plumber!I've got this!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qMbk5mL24
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:51 pm

:) :roll: Those tricky blow-ups can maybe be used in Paenis, US, but in Leeds, England that has very different conditions, with weather and cold winds, do such airpumps not work. At all. Maybe it is a good idea to use smaller sizes in asses. Just maybe, so don't try it in your own toilet... :roll: :roll:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Jan 16, 2016 4:31 pm

Well, you don't need to worry about clogged toilets when you have an outhouse/port o potty in your back yard! This one in particular you can shit with a friend! :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Jan 16, 2016 5:16 pm

:lol: Oh dear!Shared Space for felicitous and blissful moments! Yes, yes!
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Jan 17, 2016 12:37 am

I have some Bach to help you poop! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CNcTAgk2oNk
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Jan 17, 2016 4:13 am

:luv1: Thank you, in the middle of the night...
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:30 am

Maybe a harpsichord will cure your constipation? :D
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3yXAMiFgyI
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Jan 18, 2016 6:57 am

Yes! They always cause diarrhea. Vojne, vojne. :shock: :shock:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:39 pm

IVE GOT HAPPY FEET!! :lol:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbEEhee3GU
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:44 pm

:)

Now we know for sure, that you love waving extremities.

I am more for his feet, in his dancing shoes...


He can dance, he can jive, having the time all day long,

See those feet, in those shoes, digging the Chopinsong,

Dancing shoes, dancing feet, feel the beat in your toes,

in your dancing toes...in your dancing shoes...



:banana1: :banana2: :banana1: :banana2:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:20 pm

While we're dancing, I remembered this place in the Netherlands that lets people with down syndrome work at a brownie store. :D brownies and downies , I'm going to helvete for laughing at this. :lol:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QHwsOPasF0s
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Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:10 pm

:) I think those guys did this video for fun and that they hoped you would laugh. So they will not send you to hell, but maybe be disappointed over my reaction. I didn't laugh at all. But I have maybe another sort of humor or was in the wrong mode. HUH.
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Jan 20, 2016 6:16 pm

You don't think downies are funny? :shock:
Maybe we can all laugh at these goats together :)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Jan 21, 2016 4:33 am

:lol: :lol: Jaja. Talking goats are more my juvenile cup of the. :D :D
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