Omegle
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:27 am
I attempted to give this Omegle.com website a try today. The premise is, you are paired up with a random stranger and must have a chat conversation with them. This has got to be the most useless site i've ever seen. Mildly entertaining though, for a few minutes anyway. Here are a few of the conversations I had. If any of you guys troll on this thing....post it here for my entertainment.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: yo
Stranger: asl ?
You: oh so i'm an asshole now
Stranger: age , sex and location
You: I'll have sex with anyone, anywhere.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: helloooooooooooooooooooooo!
Stranger: hello
You: We're past that now.
Stranger: from?
You: to!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: where are you to?
Stranger: japan
You: you are from JAPAN??
You: konichiwa!
Stranger: where is konichiwa?
You: you claim to be from japan but you don't know how to say hi in japanese?
You: what kind of moron are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Okay, let’s play a game. It begins like a regular conversation, and after six minutes, you guess the other person’s asl. The rules:
Complete honesty is required.
Once you reveal your true asl, you must prove it with a picture or something else.
You: that sounds like a retarded game
You: I say we play scrabble instead
You: I'll make the default grid
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X X X X X X X X X X
X X X X X X X X X X
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Stranger: I LOST THE GAME
Stranger: asshole
You: I'll randomly assign you some letters: X X X Q Z Z (hey sorry man, so it goes...)
Stranger: oh thank you
Stranger: how very nice
You: ok my turn first
You:
X X X X X X X X X X
X X X X X X X X X X
X X X X X X X X X X
X X X X X X X X X X
X P H A L L U S X X
X X X X X X X X X X
You: I think I got like a hundred points! You're up, kid!!
Stranger: fuck you
X X X X X X X X X X
X X X X X X X X X X
X X X X X X X Q X X
X X X X X X X X X X
X P H A L L U S X X
X X X X X X X X X X
You: I'm pretty sure sexual relations are not in the scrabble rulebook. I'm going to have to deduct some points. You're at -10.
You: Ok, my turn again. Let me see!!
You: X H A M S T E R X X
X X X X X X X X X X
X X X X X X X Q X X
X X X X X X X X X X
X P H A L L U S X X
X X X X X X X X X X
You: Looks like I got another 300 points!! YEAH BABY!
Stranger:
X H A M S T E R X X
X X X X X X X X X X
X X X X X X X Q X X
X X X / B / X X X X
X P H A L L U S X X
X X X X X X X X X X
You: Jee, sorry! The XXBXX is not in the scrabble dictionary! Unless thats some kind of porn site, i'm going to have to deduct another 200 points!
You: Alright! I'm up again!
Stranger: dick
Stranger: cumdupster
Your conversational partner has disconnected.