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Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2020 2:44 am**

robocop wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:41 am
Oh...last time I downloaded premiere I got a huge nigga dick virus in my ass!!

Where are you downloading all of these virus-infested programs from? I haven't had a computer virus since ~2003, back when you used to connect your network card directly to the modem (aka no security).

I don't download pirated software, but if I did, I would never trust a program that didn't have a checksum of the valid program that I could it compare against.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2020 4:27 am**

ZenithMC wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 05, 2020 2:44 am

robocop wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:41 am
Oh...last time I downloaded premiere I got a huge nigga dick virus in my ass!!
Where are you downloading all of these virus-infested programs from? I haven't had a computer virus since ~2003, back when you used to connect your network card directly to the modem (aka no security).

I don't download pirated software, but if I did, I would never trust a program that didn't have a checksum of the valid program that I could it compare against.

I tried to stop. But for audio production there used to be certain torrent blogs. I don’t have fast enough internet to maintain a ratio for private torrent sites. I’m sure there’s lots I don’t know of. I’ve been out of the loop. But the last game I got it from was Pirate Bay. (Old and they mine Bitcoin when you visit their site if you don’t block it) Now it could be just the keygen getting picked up by the virus scan. I don’t think it is. Same as premier. That was years ago. It had a trojan. I don’t really go nuts with wanting all the top stuff anymore. I used to want to have it all no matter what. For years. No checksum checking.

Posted: **Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:34 pm**

Motha-faka wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 04, 2020 12:22 am
sing with me karaoke based to midi and one complex method of edition

Flavio tribute song:

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:10 am**

robocop wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:34 pm

Motha-faka wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 04, 2020 12:22 am
sing with me karaoke based to midi and one complex method of edition

Flavio tribute song:

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:00 pm**

Thanks to Satanic Smile (forum user) for buying my one album on Bandcamp!! I’m so excited about it!!

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:40 pm**

robocop wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:00 pm
Thanks to Satanic Smile (forum user) for buying my one album on Bandcamp!! I’m so excited about it!!

YOU SEE? Zenith lose the opportunity to put his metal drums on "Kiwi in the butt" and now he will die anonymous

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:57 pm**

Motha-faka wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:40 pm

robocop wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:00 pm
Thanks to Satanic Smile (forum user) for buying my one album on Bandcamp!! I’m so excited about it!!
YOU SEE? Zenith lose the opportunity to put his metal drums on "Kiwi in the butt" and now he will die anonymous

Zenith is trying to make his snare sound perfect. As perfect as possible with a snap.

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2020 11:01 pm**

Motha-faka wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:40 pm
YOU SEE? Zenith lose the opportunity to put his metal drums on "Kiwi in the butt" and now he will die anonymous

It's okay, Flavio. Robocop already put my metal drums on his "Eat My Ass" song.

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:41 pm**

ZenithMC wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 11, 2020 11:01 pm

Motha-faka wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:40 pm
YOU SEE? Zenith lose the opportunity to put his metal drums on "Kiwi in the butt" and now he will die anonymous
It's okay, Flavio. Robocop already put my metal drums on his "Eat My Ass" song.

Yes. This is it. I layered it with electronic sampled drums too.

Posted: **Mon Dec 14, 2020 7:38 pm**

Flavio tribute song 2:

Posted: **Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:38 am**

robocop wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 14, 2020 7:38 pm
Flavio tribute song 2:

give us the lyircs!

Posted: **Fri Dec 18, 2020 7:53 pm**

doc_holliday wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:38 am

robocop wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 14, 2020 7:38 pm
Flavio tribute song 2:

give us the lyircs!

This is what I heard, doc.

Flaaaaa

Flavio
Flavio
Flavio
Flavio

Flavio
Flavio
Flavio
Flavio

You are the master of mixing
You have a big dick
Get posting all day and night
Song I like, really like
Stratoforum, in my blood
Elysium guitars are, bud

Waiting forever, in the day
We do it all Flavio way
Stay up and never sleep
MIDI files, really cheap

Waiting for everyday
We do it all the Flavio way
Stay up and never sleep
MIDI files, all real cheap

Flavio is a god
I pray that he'll stroke my rod
Flavio is a god
My boyfriend's name is Tod

Flavio is a god
I pray that he'll stroke my rod
Flavio is a god
I pray that he'll stroke my rod

Stroking shaft every single day
Making my stress go away

Broke my balls, broke my balls
Whispers of MIDI files
Turds line up in a bunch
Dung piles, crocodiles

Flavio
Flavio
Flavio
Flavio

Flavio
Flavio
Flavio
Flavio

Flavio is a god
I pray that he'll stroke my rod
Flavio is a god
My boyfriend's name is Tod

Flavio is a god
I pray that he'll stroke my rod
Flavio is a god
My boyfriend's name is Tod

Flavio is a god
I pray that he'll stroke my rod
Flavio is a god
Flavio is a god

Flavio is a god
Flavio is a god
Flavio is a god
Flavio is a god

Posted: **Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:52 pm**

Hahaha. Close. I took bits and pieces of this. I messed up a bunch when recording and took random pieces of what I wrote out. I have another song done for the Flavio tribute. This next one is KICK TO MY BALLS.

You are the midi king
You are the master of mixing
You have the biggest dick in Argentina
Men with small dicks are envious of your penis

Posting all day and night
It is all that I really like
Strato forum in my blood
Elysium guitars are mud

Waiting forever and a day
We do it all the Flavio way
Stay up and never sleep
Midi files are really cheap

Returning home to blast my balls
All we do is deck the halls
Back in the 90s we went to malls
Waiting forever for Ron Paul

Flavio is a god
I pray to him and stroke my rod
Flavio is a god
My boyfriends name is todd

Flavio is a god
I pray to him and stroke my rod
Flavio is a god
My boyfriends name is todd

Stroking the shaft every single day
Making my stress all go away
Broke my balls and became gay
Lay my dick out on a tray

Forgotten whispers of midi files
My turds line up in bunches of piles
Eating ass and a crocodile
Doing the same when I was a child

Flavio is a god
I pray to him and stroke my rod
Flavio is a god
My boyfriends name is todd

Get on guitar pro
Export the midi file
Get on guitar pro export the midi
Make my life seem so pretty

Posted: **Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:52 pm**

robocop wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:52 pm
Hahaha. Close. I took bits and pieces of this. I messed up a bunch when recording and took random pieces of what I wrote out. I have another song done for the Flavio tribute. This next one is KICK TO MY BALLS.

You are the midi king
You are the master of mixing
You have the biggest dick in Argentina
Men with small dicks are envious of your penis

Posting all day and night
It is all that I really like
Strato forum in my blood
Elysium guitars are mud

Waiting forever and a day
We do it all the Flavio way
Stay up and never sleep
Midi files are really cheap

Returning home to blast my balls
All we do is deck the halls
Back in the 90s we went to malls
Waiting forever for Ron Paul

Flavio is a god
I pray to him and stroke my rod
Flavio is a god
My boyfriends name is todd

Flavio is a god
I pray to him and stroke my rod
Flavio is a god
My boyfriends name is todd

Stroking the shaft every single day
Making my stress all go away
Broke my balls and became gay
Lay my dick out on a tray

Forgotten whispers of midi files
My turds line up in bunches of piles
Eating ass and a crocodile
Doing the same when I was a child

Flavio is a god
I pray to him and stroke my rod
Flavio is a god
My boyfriends name is todd

Get on guitar pro
Export the midi file
Get on guitar pro export the midi
Make my life seem so pretty

no, these are not the correct lyrics. It starts with "you are the master of mixing. you have a big dick..."

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2020 12:02 am**

(I took bits and pieces of those original lyrics like I said when recording it)

I put the songs made so far up on bandcamp as I make them:

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2020 2:08 am**

I LOVE it!

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2020 2:52 am**

AAAAAAAAAA wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 19, 2020 2:08 am
I LOVE it!

Awesome.

Hopefully Zenith has his song ready sometime, whatever it is he makes. He is an expert craftsman and I expect it to be superb.

Maybe even if you, the A man himself wants to add a nice acoustic track with the whistles?

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:28 am**

robocop wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:52 pm
I pray to him and stroke my rod

ZenithMC wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 18, 2020 7:53 pm
I pray that he'll stroke my rod

Oops...

I guess mine is the gay for Flavio edit.

Yeah, I couldn't hear some of those lines very clearly.

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:11 pm**

ZenithMC wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:28 am

robocop wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:52 pm
I pray to him and stroke my rod

ZenithMC wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 18, 2020 7:53 pm
I pray that he'll stroke my rod
Oops... I guess mine is the gay for Flavio edit. Yeah, I couldn't hear some of those lines very clearly.

sorry Zenith, but you are so handsome that all guyz fall in gay state, you are so handsome like Robocop eating a huge Mozzarella Pizza

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:43 pm**

Motha-faka wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:11 pm
you are so handsome like Robocop eating a huge Mozzarella Pizza

The only thing that can satisfy the big lumbering polack

Posted: **Sun Dec 20, 2020 12:44 am**

ZenithMC wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:28 am

robocop wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:52 pm
I pray to him and stroke my rod

ZenithMC wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 18, 2020 7:53 pm
I pray that he'll stroke my rod
Oops... I guess mine is the gay for Flavio edit. Yeah, I couldn't hear some of those lines very clearly.

I slur because of wet brain.

Actually the waves tune makes things hard to hear.

AAAAAAAAAA wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:43 pm

Motha-faka wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:11 pm
you are so handsome like Robocop eating a huge Mozzarella Pizza
The only thing that can satisfy the big lumbering polack

Its hard work. Maintaining my caloric deficit from cooming all day.

Now that I am thinking, I should have just did the vocals for that new song, and zenith could have done his own.

Posted: **Sun Dec 20, 2020 12:59 am**

great now I have the song stuck in my head... flavviioooooooo flaviiiiooooooooooo

Posted: **Sun Dec 20, 2020 11:21 pm**

New songs. One from A10, "Strato Kiddos!"

Posted: **Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:29 am**

robocop wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 20, 2020 11:21 pm
New songs. One from A10, "Strato Kiddos!"

hahah you are crazy, mnore that me.... ok i'm not very crazy.... you win me

and you need to think that I did crazy bullshit in my life.... but this?, is like one song of edd sheeran

Posted: **Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:45 am**

Motha-faka wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:29 am

hahah you are crazy, mnore that me.... ok i'm not very crazy.... you win me

and you need to think that I did crazy bullshit in my life.... but this?, is like one song of edd sheeran

Do not worry. Do you want a LIvin' la vida Flavio song? We have a blues song for you now too.

Posted: **Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:10 am**

robocop wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:45 am
Do not worry. Do you want a LIvin' la vida Flavio song? We have a blues song for you now too.

All blues fans out there should check this one asap, it proves that blues is ALIVE !!

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2021 5:01 am**

New Flavio tribute song. If anybody wants to add vocals lmk. I can restructure it.
ZENITH OF FLAVIO.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:08 am**

This one took me 3 years to make. Had to take out a house loan to fund this song.
"Coffee."

Covfefe

Posted: **Sat Jan 30, 2021 5:51 am**

Pizza song.

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