You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
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You are dangerously addicted to at least one drug, attempted suicide a couple times, been in rehab a few, and owe hundreds of thousands of $$$ to shrinks/mental health centers.
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You can, at your choice, have Plastic Surgery until its past the point of being ridiculous!
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Women want your autograph on their ass, or boobs! :banana1:
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Your bands name, logo, and mascot, etc. become very popular tattoo subjects!
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
In various tour cities, Nightclubs have a special drink named after you!
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You take a 3-year break in recording&touring, then come back just as strong as ever!
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You get a speaking part in a cheap, but catchy comedy flick. Plus, you get to do a love scene with a prominent starlet, who later becomes your 4th wife. (It has to be the BIG :banana2: !)And, you move up 3 notches on Donna's dick rating chart! (WOW! Those $30 a piece Penis enlargment pills really DO work!) :jump:
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You decide to buy the "magic pill" factory, and all stock--lock, stock, and barrel.
Then, you go on a national adverising campaign with yourself as the :banana1: model!
Because you are just so damn happy!
What a few extra inches, and great talent can do for a man!
Then, you go on a national adverising campaign with yourself as the :banana1: model!
Because you are just so damn happy!
What a few extra inches, and great talent can do for a man!
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You get called to Co-Host Sesame Street!
*Don't laugh--Carlos Santana, Janet Jackson, and Ted Nugent were guests on that show before! Plus, others....
*Don't laugh--Carlos Santana, Janet Jackson, and Ted Nugent were guests on that show before! Plus, others....
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You claim to be happily married, yet you fuck every female that crosses your path who lets you, and you get away with it scottfree, simply because YOU are WHO you are.
BTW, the guy down the street from you tried this behavior and got tarred, feathered, &ran out on a rail!
Which proves if you are a musician you can get away with anything--even being a hypocritical bastard!:lol: :jump2:
BTW, the guy down the street from you tried this behavior and got tarred, feathered, &ran out on a rail!
Which proves if you are a musician you can get away with anything--even being a hypocritical bastard!:lol: :jump2:
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You can beat at least 2 photographers per week
...And the booga will unite the nations and in the name of the justice, they'll fight against the evil one...
-The Booga Prophecies by Zheo Blackheart, master of all magics
-The Booga Prophecies by Zheo Blackheart, master of all magics
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Re: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Stratobanger wrote:
You can beat at least 2 photographers per week
Tommy Lee comes to mind!
*Loved that video---I bet his nickname is Mr. 9 1/2* :banana2:
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You have better things to do than to worry about a damn Internet Forum!
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You don't have to write good songs to sell albums. Just your name on it will do it...
When I 've sat by the window
and gazed at the rain
With an ache in my heart
but never feeling the pain...
and gazed at the rain
With an ache in my heart
but never feeling the pain...
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
When you need a very big sound system to produce sound at one end of an arena to another end.
www.16.betrayer.ca
www.16.betrayer.ca
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You can do other things beside play your perspective instrument. You can write, produce, mix, act in commercials, TV shows, movies, write books, etc--you get the picture!
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround
Give me liberty, or give me cake!
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People name their pets after you!
Lots of Dogs named Elvis out there!
Lots of Dogs named Elvis out there!
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Some fans think they own you to the point they cannot stand to see/hear a "lesser" fan even discussing you. :sick::sick: :sick: These nutcases think some of the other fans are not worthy enough to even be your fan!
Could give concrete example, but I better not!
Could give concrete example, but I better not!
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Your songs get played/sang at weddings, funerals, bar mitzahs, ship launches, olympics, even used as background music during love scenes on soap operas!
*Ask Mister, Mister and Tears for Fears....I rest my case!
*Ask Mister, Mister and Tears for Fears....I rest my case!
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
If you die(Heaven forbid)a cheesy TV-movie is made about your life&career.
A la: John Denver, Karen Carpenter, Def Leppard, Hank Williams, Jr. Etc. Etc.
A la: John Denver, Karen Carpenter, Def Leppard, Hank Williams, Jr. Etc. Etc.
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Bears repeating.......browneyedgirl wrote:
Some fans think they own you to the point they cannot stand to see/hear a "lesser" fan even discussing you. :sick::sick: :sick: These nutcases think some of the other fans are not worthy enough to even be your fan!
Could give concrete example, but I better not!
These fans think they own musicians, then accuse other fans of being obsessive!:lol:
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You have your own line of perfume/aftershave(Celine Dion, Kenny Rogers, Iglesias,etc)
Or, clothing line.
Or, clothing line.
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You&your band can pull off the most elaborate PR stunts, and your fans are so taken in/blinded by you they don't recognize the PR stunt!
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Hairdryer? I am 41, and thats a new nickname for IT, on me.....but, I see the resemblance!NordicStorm wrote:
When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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What about BLOWdryer? Thats better!browneyedgirl wrote:Hairdryer? I am 41, and thats a new nickname for IT, on me.....but, I see the resemblance!NordicStorm wrote:
When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Teenage wannabe musicians copy your clothing&hair styles, even your mannerisms!
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You CLAIM you hate idolizing, yet your adoring fans forgive you EVERYTHING, which you take advantage of to the hilt!(They sure would not do this to Fred the plumber!)
Now, how about an "H" tattoo on your forehead, Mr. Famous/Wealthy Musician?
H=hypocrite, of course!
Now, how about an "H" tattoo on your forehead, Mr. Famous/Wealthy Musician?
H=hypocrite, of course!
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Your fans become atheists just because you and people in your band say you all are one. Of course the fans deny that they are so pitifully blindfollowing, but you know its true! And, they will never find out that you are really a believing Baptist!
Have a little fun outta those blind idolizers for a while!
Have a little fun outta those blind idolizers for a while!
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
You forget(?)to pay your taxes for years, then after the IRS takes all your possessions for payment you do a comeback. Within 5 years you have everything you lost back&then some!!!
Willie Nelson is an example!
Willie Nelson is an example!
"Your life is yours, and yours alone. Rise up and live it!"
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~
Bob: I don't believe in God.
Archangel Michael: That's OK, Bob, because He doesn't believe in you, either!~Legion~