two women walk into a bar...
...you'd think one of them would have seen it!!
Re: two women walk into a bar...
May I order a beer please?!?!?
'...Verilko sot skefre!
Ae ske stoulega gil stouvol!'
Ae ske stoulega gil stouvol!'
Re: two women walk into a bar...
Dammit I love you man.Nicko wrote:
...you'd think one of them would have seen it!!
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Me too Me too!*burp*Lava wrote:
May I order a beer please?!?!?
Jano...Se lähtee juomalla.´´Finland alone - in danger of death, superb, sublime Finland! - shows what free men can do´´
-Winston Churchill
Broadcast speech
1940-
-Winston Churchill
Broadcast speech
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Re: two women walk into a bar...
@Elements - I love you too man!
@Sammi112 and Lava - sorry, bars closed due to British licensing laws, it's a bitch aint it.
@Sammi112 and Lava - sorry, bars closed due to British licensing laws, it's a bitch aint it.
Re: two women walk into a bar...
British licensing laws????
IT is still 10 minutes to last orders!!!!! You can get at least 1 round in and then double up for last orders
IT is still 10 minutes to last orders!!!!! You can get at least 1 round in and then double up for last orders
Re: two women walk into a bar...
Fuck the laws! We want BEER!
Jano...Se lähtee juomalla.´´Finland alone - in danger of death, superb, sublime Finland! - shows what free men can do´´
-Winston Churchill
Broadcast speech
1940-
-Winston Churchill
Broadcast speech
1940-
Re: two women walk into a bar...
Aaaaaaaahhh... So, let's have this last round at least!!! And hey, let's order as many beers as we can!!!
'...Verilko sot skefre!
Ae ske stoulega gil stouvol!'
Ae ske stoulega gil stouvol!'
Re: Re: two women walk into a bar...
Dammit, I just looked at the clock again and it's bloody stopped, it said 11:05!!Elements wrote:
British licensing laws????
IT is still 10 minutes to last orders!!!!! You can get at least 1 round in and then double up for last orders
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Re: two women walk into a bar...
Give a bum a piece of bread, and he will feed himself for a couple of minutes;
Teach him to have faith, and he will starve to death praying for a piece of bread.
Q: What are the small bumps around a womans nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'
Teach him to have faith, and he will starve to death praying for a piece of bread.
Q: What are the small bumps around a womans nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'
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Re: two women walk into a bar...
hahahhaahha
Give a bum a piece of bread, and he will feed himself for a couple of minutes;
Teach him to have faith, and he will starve to death praying for a piece of bread.
Q: What are the small bumps around a womans nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'
Teach him to have faith, and he will starve to death praying for a piece of bread.
Q: What are the small bumps around a womans nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'
Re: two women walk into a bar...
Heak! Ups, s***!!! Drunk again!!! But with warm chocolate this time!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!!!
'...Verilko sot skefre!
Ae ske stoulega gil stouvol!'
Ae ske stoulega gil stouvol!'
Re: two women walk into a bar...
BEER!
Jano...Se lähtee juomalla.´´Finland alone - in danger of death, superb, sublime Finland! - shows what free men can do´´
-Winston Churchill
Broadcast speech
1940-
-Winston Churchill
Broadcast speech
1940-
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Re: two women walk into a bar...
Yeah, a bar! BOOZE! M3 W4N75 B00Z3!!
Muahahahaha!
Muahahahaha!
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Re: two women walk into a bar...
Were they both Blondes?
:rotflmao2: :rotflmao2:
Cheers!
No offense....us auburn-haired ones can be just as ditzy sometimes!
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Cheers!
No offense....us auburn-haired ones can be just as ditzy sometimes!
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