A bit of chauvinism
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Re: A bit of shauvinism
HEHHEHHEHHHH. nice, especially the Einstein comic.
I haven't killed him yet sir,
But when I do, I shall have the stomach and the liver too,
And the floppily doppilies in their horrid glue.
But when I do, I shall have the stomach and the liver too,
And the floppily doppilies in their horrid glue.
Re: A bit of shauvinism
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian
Customs agent stops them and tells them:
"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means a four" replies the Italian official.
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze otomobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly.
"Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent.
"Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your cara and you are
thereforea breaking the law."
" The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over,
ich vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2
guysa in a Fiat Uno
Customs agent stops them and tells them:
"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means a four" replies the Italian official.
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze otomobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly.
"Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent.
"Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your cara and you are
thereforea breaking the law."
" The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over,
ich vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2
guysa in a Fiat Uno
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Re: A bit of shauvinism
I know what the "perfect secretary" consists of, but its too racy for this Forum! 
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Re: A bit of shauvinism
Look alive, guys! I think Donna from the Ho-Board visits here! 
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Re: A bit of shauvinism
Those are always funny.
Re: A bit of shauvinism
I like those, and the joke with Italian border is great, although I knew it already
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Re: A bit of shauvinism
My old friend Shurik, the word you've entered isn't in the dictionary - try chauvinism. Most men can't spell well .... from a female chauvinistRe: A bit of shauvinism
Sorry, my english is still far from perfect But I was close
It's a word of french origin, if I'm not mistaken, and I just forgot how they wirte "sh" ...
But I was close It's a word of french origin, if I'm not mistaken, and I just forgot how they wirte "sh" ...
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