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Hallo there Pekka Nurmi! Welcome to our great Forum. I am sure you will like it here, when you get used to us!
You have a great name, Pekka, and you share it with our Pekka FUCKING Nurmi. He is as he is, with a very special character, and you two are probably not even related. He is a goatfarmer from the Russian border and allergic to sushi. And to tell you the maybe almost unbelievable truth. He is an alien from a planet called Excessa...
You have a great name, Pekka, and you share it with our Pekka FUCKING Nurmi. He is as he is, with a very special character, and you two are probably not even related. He is a goatfarmer from the Russian border and allergic to sushi. And to tell you the maybe almost unbelievable truth. He is an alien from a planet called Excessa...
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Its not nice that you use my name, I dont work for NASA or farm any goats, can you please stop?Stratowarius wrote: Hallo there Pekka Nurmi! Welcome to our great Forum. I am sure you will like it here, when you get used to us!
You have a great name, Pekka, and you share it with our Pekka FUCKING Nurmi. He is as he is, with a very special character, and you two are probably not even related. He is a goatfarmer from the Russian border and allergic to sushi. And to tell you the maybe almost unbelievable truth. He is an alien from a planet called Excessa...
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Sorry NO! Pekka Fucking is registered on Stratoforum and is here to stay.
So you have to live with this unsuual namesake. Haha!
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Love poem for StratowariusÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote:
Do I wanna be squashed by you?
Just you and nobody else but you?
Do I wanna get crushed by you-alone?
Bee Boo Bee Doo!!
Do I wanna be flattened by you?
Just you and nobody else but you?
Do I wanna be pressed by you?
And nobody else but you?
Bee Boo Bee Doo!
Could I maybe aspire?
For anything higher?
And feel some desire?
For more than your muffin-fire?
Badum Badum Bee Doodily Dum Boo!
Ba Deedily Deedily Deedily Dum
Boo Boo Bee Doo
The answer is Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Doodely
Bum Bum Bum
Doodely Deedely Dum Booo
That hair! That hair! I adore that hair!
That beautiful, gray, patchy hair.
There is charm in the asymmetry of your head,
And the wildlife that breeds there have nearly all fled.
That nose! That nose! I adore that nose!
That prominent, powerful, meandering nose.
There is grace in its crookedness, and the warts that you grew
And most of the time, the boogers are few.
That smile! That smile! I adore that smile!
That dizzying, intoxicating, heartwarming smile,
It is stolen from heaven- I feel like a thief
And best of all, you still have some of your teeth!
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Thank you!
I love you too!
Butt, Butt!
Isn't there some more of the pressing, springtimestresses waiting for your attention...
Huhhuhhuh
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The springstresses have subsided. I have emerged from the rubble, a true champion!
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Congratulaitions to the championship!!
But I have another agenda today. You wrote a poem to my daughter and it was a good poem, but not a what you called LOVE-poem. Nono! So I decided to give you my wise advice and rewrite it for you. This may come handy in your next girlcharmimgpoem. Jaja!
Another, more appropriate lovepoem...
Her hair, oh I adore her Wariushair,
That is so beautifully plaited,
On her head, so symmetrically created,
That Leonardo of envy would have crepated.
Her nose, her nose, I love her nose,
The sweet, the freckled, sunkissed nose,
There is a grace in having her so close,
That even when sneezeing, she is like a rose,
That smile, that smile, I adore that smile,
The dizzying, intoxicating smilysmile,
That she must have stolen from some angel, while,
Hubble tried to make me change my poetrystyle.
This my boy, would make all the difference. Believe you me...
But I have another agenda today. You wrote a poem to my daughter and it was a good poem, but not a what you called LOVE-poem. Nono! So I decided to give you my wise advice and rewrite it for you. This may come handy in your next girlcharmimgpoem. Jaja!
Another, more appropriate lovepoem...
Her hair, oh I adore her Wariushair,
That is so beautifully plaited,
On her head, so symmetrically created,
That Leonardo of envy would have crepated.
Her nose, her nose, I love her nose,
The sweet, the freckled, sunkissed nose,
There is a grace in having her so close,
That even when sneezeing, she is like a rose,
That smile, that smile, I adore that smile,
The dizzying, intoxicating smilysmile,
That she must have stolen from some angel, while,
Hubble tried to make me change my poetrystyle.
This my boy, would make all the difference. Believe you me...
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Hmm...I believe you, only if you are willing to guarantee it.Hubble86 wrote:
This my boy, would make all the difference. Believe you me...
Are you?
Willing to guarantee it, that is? :spin1:
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Jaja! No problem! I CAN guarantee it. Ja,ja! Don't worry! Butt, you are always welcome back, if this, for some other reasons, shouldn't work!
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Well, now that I have your guarantee I can finally be at ease. One other thing I can guarantee, is that I will be travelling over the course of the next five days or so. Bear in mind this does NOT concern the subsidedspringstresses. It is purely for recreation. See you when I get back.
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I did not have the full insight so i 'm not negative anymoreStratowarius wrote:
Sorry NO! Pekka Fucking is registered on Stratoforum and is here to stay.
So you have to live with this unsuual namesake. Haha!
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Jaja! Good for you! I was never alarmed over your state of mind and since I understand, that you are following your namesakes adventures on Neverending, you must be positive towards him and us!
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I have tried to PM you but you don't answer so i ask you here. How many Nicks do you have and why?
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Hrmhrm! I have ass a German an unic right to not-answer silly questions. So I don't. In this case of silliness the answer is further more blowing in the wind!
I have Arnold now!
I have Arnold now!
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Excuse me! But what has a dead controversial, German composer to do with my rightful question ?
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Your guess is as good as mine. He is German you know so he has the answers. I think!
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i don't understand nothing! Please tell me or answer your PM's!
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Answer my PMS? How do I do that?
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And what can I say to that? Butt! HUUUUUUU
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Alright, no more softball questions.Nurmi wrote:
Why did you rape lisa, and what have you done with her braces? Out with it, Nurmi. Or I'll whip up a tuna roll and we can do this the hard way. :pissed3:
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Now, now. Keep your cool. Since I lived with Pekka, I noticed his bird is the most precious possession, even though if we find it to be "ugly".AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Alright, no more softball questions.Nurmi wrote:
Why did you rape lisa, and what have you done with her braces? Out with it, Nurmi. Or I'll whip up a tuna roll and we can do this the hard way. :pissed3:
I suggest we take the ugly bird, and retain it until Nurmi talks once and for all!
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I got it! I got it! And the ALIEN SPY was none the wiser. Bahahahahaha!!
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Even as a tasty meal the bird still looks...
ugly.
ugly.
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Would you look any better if defeathered, skinned, and baked under high heat for 15 minutes a pound? With your plump thighs thrust helplessly towards the ceiling?NeverendingAbyss wrote:Even as a tasty meal the bird still looks...
ugly.
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"The alien spy was none the wiser".????
This forum is sometimes totally incomprehensible.
This forum is sometimes totally incomprehensible.
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Huh Nurmi, you are maybe one of my adversaries and since I am infected by the rhyming on Neverending, I like to tell you about how a German composer can experience the attacks on his art. Some piss on it you know...
Some say, I'm a twelve-tone offender,
Since I write the songs that I love,
But I like when they growe,
So I am rather abowe,
When idiots complain sophranosax makes ugly blowe...
Some say, I'm a twelve-tone offender,
Since I write the songs that I love,
But I like when they growe,
So I am rather abowe,
When idiots complain sophranosax makes ugly blowe...
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This poem just came in from our friend Pekka Fucking.
I am a dimension-descender, oooo
And I don't walk any stair, oooo
I can be here and there,
In the big atmosphere,
And in lightyears I really don't care.
I am a dimension-descender, oooo
And I don't walk any stair, oooo
I can be here and there,
In the big atmosphere,
And in lightyears I really don't care.