Same meanwhile. "I wasn't in Finland to sprinkle. No, it was a rather scary wilderness-safari, with wolves and bears. But, now when we are alone mother, what do you think about that Priapus, as my father? Or was there another, more normal guy?"
"Honestly,I don't know. The nuns bribed the midwife, to say, that I was a virgin, since they should have protected me from nasty sperms, and were afraid of God's and the Abbess's wrath. But when I saw the Google-drawing of that Priapus, it awoke a foggy memory of someone like him. And he could very well really be your father."
"Oh,huhhuh! But another thing, that I wonder over, is who left me, a little boy, alone with that dangerous and angry gay-lion?"
"That was our au pair from England, a Blenda Jackson. She was really evil and we sacked her when we knew. She married a Gary Layne and got a son called Arnold, that became worldnews,after they found two twins in his stomach. They were a small sensation. But he had some obsession for ladyknickers on washinglines and was caught, when he stole the queen of England's woolpantaloons."
"But, huhhuh. Again! Blenda Layne! She is the MOM i have been involved with, and that I use to brag about in my avatar! Arnold's mom!! He would kill me if he knew! And cut out my liver! And eat it! This is bad, very, very bad news mother. I must go in hide."
But BUMKABUM!
A hard knock-knock on the door...The walls shook...
