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NeonVomit Sr. Member

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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote: |
AGAG wrote: |
I think it's me. I believe! How to know for sure?
But! Come back down, burn poems as much as you want but in the safety of the atmosphere at least. Too many neutrinos can ruin your hair. The search never ends. If you absolutely must, I can lend you the banana-spaceship so you can dance safely with any asteroid in whatever solar system.
Bah! Respectableness. Try not to cut your freckles. I remember the freckles dance. Do they still dance every now and then?
I haven't written in a long time, if any poems or prose come off as shit-sounding it may be because of that. Or maybe absolute lack of writing faculty. A void in the emptiest space. A glass of water turning off an Icelandic Volcano.
Do you still Jarrett? (From the verb "To Jarrett") |
Oh dear! You are, you are, really you. I can confirm that now, to make you sure! Google showed me the Bananaship, close to the elephantshed and there was also you in deep poemthoughts as usual. I was in a hurry home, since I had been all over Salvador in my SOS for you, but I will come back later for more Wilhelm and some not Pee-tea...
Still Jarrett, but also some AGAG-Kebbbbbbbbbbbb and Midnight oatmeal... |
So sorry you had to hear that. I promise to try harder the next times
A little fortress at noon when there´s no work to do. I´ll rev up the pee leaves.. for the tea! |
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ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ Sr. Member

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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:27 am Post subject: |
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AGAG wrote: |
ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote: |
AGAG wrote: |
I think it's me. I believe! How to know for sure?
But! Come back down, burn poems as much as you want but in the safety of the atmosphere at least. Too many neutrinos can ruin your hair. The search never ends. If you absolutely must, I can lend you the banana-spaceship so you can dance safely with any asteroid in whatever solar system.
Bah! Respectableness. Try not to cut your freckles. I remember the freckles dance. Do they still dance every now and then?
I haven't written in a long time, if any poems or prose come off as shit-sounding it may be because of that. Or maybe absolute lack of writing faculty. A void in the emptiest space. A glass of water turning off an Icelandic Volcano.
Do you still Jarrett? (From the verb "To Jarrett") |
Oh dear! You are, you are, really you. I can confirm that now, to make you sure! Google showed me the Bananaship, close to the elephantshed and there was also you in deep poemthoughts as usual. I was in a hurry home, since I had been all over Salvador in my SOS for you, but I will come back later for more Wilhelm and some not Pee-tea...
Still Jarrett, but also some AGAG-Kebbbbbbbbbbbb and Midnight oatmeal... |
So sorry you had to hear that. I promise to try harder the next times
A little fortress at noon when there´s no work to do. I´ll rev up the pee leaves.. for the tea! |
But, but, I love it. It is fresh, clear and YOU! And I am not talking about the peeleaves , urkkkk! |
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:22 am Post subject: |
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Learn from Monty Python's spermsong.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathens spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for,
Each sperm that can't be found.
Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for,
Each sperm that spills in vain.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaate... |
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