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Smile That was the fastest Chopin op 10 I ever heard.

But what an UGLY carpet. HUUUH!
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ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote:
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I think it's me. I believe! Shocked How to know for sure?

But! Come back down, burn poems as much as you want but in the safety of the atmosphere at least. Too many neutrinos can ruin your hair. The search never ends. If you absolutely must, I can lend you the banana-spaceship so you can dance safely with any asteroid in whatever solar system.

Bah! Respectableness. Crying or Very sad Try not to cut your freckles. I remember the freckles dance. Do they still dance every now and then?

I haven't written in a long time, if any poems or prose come off as shit-sounding it may be because of that. Laughing Or maybe absolute lack of writing faculty. A void in the emptiest space. A glass of water turning off an Icelandic Volcano.

Do you still Jarrett? Smile Smile (From the verb "To Jarrett")



Oh dear! You are, you are, really you. I can confirm that now, to make you sure! Google showed me the Bananaship, close to the elephantshed and there was also you in deep poemthoughts as usual. I was in a hurry home, since I had been all over Salvador in my SOS for you, but I will come back later for more Wilhelm and some not Pee-tea...

Still Jarrett, but also some AGAG-Kebbbbbbbbbbbb and Midnight oatmeal...


Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

So sorry you had to hear that. I promise to try harder the next times Confused Cool Smile Smile Sad

A little fortress at noon when there´s no work to do. I´ll rev up the pee leaves.. for the tea!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:40 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Chopin etudes all up in this pee thread!!


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Laughing Thank you RoBo! But when will I, for one, find time? Not now for sure! Maybe some day, when Heaven meets Earth...
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AGAG wrote:
ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote:
AGAG wrote:
I think it's me. I believe! Shocked How to know for sure?

But! Come back down, burn poems as much as you want but in the safety of the atmosphere at least. Too many neutrinos can ruin your hair. The search never ends. If you absolutely must, I can lend you the banana-spaceship so you can dance safely with any asteroid in whatever solar system.

Bah! Respectableness. Crying or Very sad Try not to cut your freckles. I remember the freckles dance. Do they still dance every now and then?

I haven't written in a long time, if any poems or prose come off as shit-sounding it may be because of that. Laughing Or maybe absolute lack of writing faculty. A void in the emptiest space. A glass of water turning off an Icelandic Volcano.

Do you still Jarrett? Smile Smile (From the verb "To Jarrett")



Oh dear! You are, you are, really you. I can confirm that now, to make you sure! Google showed me the Bananaship, close to the elephantshed and there was also you in deep poemthoughts as usual. I was in a hurry home, since I had been all over Salvador in my SOS for you, but I will come back later for more Wilhelm and some not Pee-tea...

Still Jarrett, but also some AGAG-Kebbbbbbbbbbbb and Midnight oatmeal...


Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

So sorry you had to hear that. I promise to try harder the next times Confused Cool Smile Smile Sad

A little fortress at noon when there´s no work to do. I´ll rev up the pee leaves.. for the tea!



But, but, I love it. It is fresh, clear and YOU! And I am not talking about the peeleaves , urkkkk!
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NeonVomit wrote:
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Almost every music-critics, say that Sviatoslav is Russia's gift to the world, and I can't understand why I am not so enthusiastic. (And it is not for his bad carpettaste.)
He is, in my humble amateur perception, too much and sometimes too technically fast and he makes me nervous and restless. Something in me isn't in harmony with his instrumentattacks and I can't help it, even if I try...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:03 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Sviatoslav, the pee champion.

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stolen from jensfacebook !
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Although I could only watch 5 minutes, it is a great soul snack. Ill get the whole meal when I get home, ceres willing.
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Where has all the pee gone? That is what I'm asking now.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:05 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Pee low sugar diet soda.

Cholesterol free lard burgers.

Smile Smile Smile

My bloodstream...
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Hello Mr peepants!
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No computer.

Masturbation bad Sad Sad Sad

Detriment.
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Just remember, you are the champion masturbator. With midnight oatmeal.
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May I interest you in mouth-induced masturbation?
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Shocked It sounds like you all are characterized by great resourcefulness and activity and very capable of breeding or reproducing.
You have the attributes and traits required to fertilize, inseminate, impregnate or pollinate. Producing sperm in great quantities and capable of developing into new individuals by uniting your male germ cells, with whatever...

HUH! And you just waste it... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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Laughing Learn from Monty Python's spermsong.


Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathens spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for,
Each sperm that can't be found.

Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for,
Each sperm that spills in vain.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaate...
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Oh the sperm Smile

I give you a river of sperm: every sperm gets a home.

Sometimes, sperm causes soul-ache. It's just too much and you can spill it just about everywhere. What to do? Sad
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My homosexual tendencies are aroused.
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I dream a sea of semen.
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Hello mr semen demon!
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Midget-porn cable man. How are things? Smile
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I'm pretty good, fucking midgets daily. How is your philosophy going? Did you learn about Sisyphus' penis length yet?
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This thread is for gay homosexual pee fetishists only!!!!!
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I am only here for the black cock.
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Confused You don't understand the signals he sends. As almost everyone here he is gay and he is fishing for a partner. Many gays have found the love of their lives in Internet and he is surely also a catholic. Mad
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ok, Stratowarius 3.0

I present you my last song, i had help of one "Yellow Goat"! Yes a Yellow Goat!! he is Finnish, and singer too!!

I hope that you like it! Very Happy

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Yes, I am a gay catholic looking for a black partner.
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Shocked Aber, some Aliens don't look different at all! So take care out there
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