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Hubble86
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:08 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Smile

Jsja! They are back on Earth and on the farm. Nea and Freckle. Without Moonharms. They performed just as I ordered, and my invention, the Dyrobattery, is now the talk of the world.

And I can't help, but laugh mischievously at the Nobel-committee, and wonder who laughs the best and last now. Haha!

But let me tell you ignorant, that doubted me, about my innovation, the battery, that can produce nitrogen, oxygen and argon = air, in a perfect mixture for human lungs, in suck a quantity, that it can be used for Moontrips.

But not only that. It can also help the muscle-system to work with more effect, and as you could see the two on the Moon jump very high, it was not only from the non-gravitation, but also from my Dyrobattery.

Sorry to say, I must also admit, that my invention still has some, not so good side-effects. Used here on Earth this battery-air very often gives strong and scary hallucinations. The jumps are also a bit too high for ordinary humans, since the fall back on Earth can break bones and give concussions.

But, but i'm working on a more moderate version with less argon, and I'm sure my battery has a golden future.

The Nobelcommittee has to stand there and polish their long noses...

Razz Razz Razz

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Nurmi
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:08 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Sad I really miss you and your pills.

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AAAAAAAAAA
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:53 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I am probably 30 pages behind in this story Laughing

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NeverendingAbyss
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:37 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Well, get reading! Razz

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AAAAAAAAAA
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:40 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

bye pablo Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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Nurmi
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:41 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

tjäbbel only tjäbbel among the Stupids. Rolling Eyes

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all girls-birds are beautiful.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:46 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

pervert









popcorn.

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Hubble86
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:42 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Jajaja!At last I have some result to present for you. I have been away thinking about how to improve my moonbattery and heureka I found it.

Who jumps without damage of the brain? Grasshoppers! The little ugly jumping insect in all gardens. It jumps 49 times its own size. 49times! Without any broken legs. Again and again. How come?

I collected some, ground them and put them in my microscope. First I found what every insect has in their bodies, but suddenly there was something small and green that sort of jumped before my fucking eyes. I understood at once that it was a new element and called it "HUB ONE".

I collected all grasshoppers I could find and put the HUB ONE in my batterymaterial. Then I made a pill and called for Nea. I told him that I had done a new fishliverpill without side effects and he swallowed it with great joy. Ten minutes later he till his enormous astonishment
jumped around like ha grasshopper. Huh!

Now we can go to the Moon with my battery, that counteract the low gravity and we can investigate the backside. What we will find, the Stratoforum vill be the first to know...

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NeverendingAbyss
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:35 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Your words are whispers to my ear.

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Hubble86
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:44 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Laughing Can you please stop that jumping? Now? Your bumping disturbs my thinking...

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Hubble86
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:02 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Jajaja! Since there have been lot of questions about my new discovery "HUB ONE" i will explain to you distrustful skeptics how it works.
The Moon has a low gravity and an eightykilopersons steps will go 92 cm higher over the Moons surface than on the Earth. With my new grasshoppill it will go 182cm and that reduces the 92 to almost nil since everything, as science has told us, is opposed on the Moon.
In Neas case the pill works with Earth-gravity, so the problem now is, that the side-effect is still there and we have to tie him to a chair.
He takes it with great calm and my daughter feeds him with nomnoms. She is angry at me and blames me for carelessness. But Pffff that is what I say. He liked it and even said that he heard nice whispers in his fucking ears... Wink Wink

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AAAAAAAAAA
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:09 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Hubble86 wrote:
But Pffff that is what I say.



It is pfffffft, dear Rolling Eyes

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Hubble86
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:08 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Mad No no! Its NOT a "t" at the end. In my little sweet world it always is pfff at the top...

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:50 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Smile Pffff, huh and vojne, vojne,what a broadside Pekka, the damn alien delivered today, when he refused to lend us his Universbubble, that now stands, to no use in the barn.

Skunkalien, I will put some extra strong sushi in his meal, if he stops our journey to the Moon.

Nea has been there, but I am not so sure he tells the truth. He has come up with fantastic stories, from when he slept invisible under mombeds and I believe it was pure fantasy.

He claims that there are goathumans on the Moon. Half goat,half human. Some with goatheds and horn and some human like us. Ja,ja it sounds incredible. And there is more! They speak finish. Huh! And vojne! Again!

But we have to wait till that damn alien gives us permission to use his bubble, so we can test my grasshoppill and not to forget my Dyrobattery with less argon...

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:38 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I have seen the ugly bird make several trips to the Moon, in Oceanus Procellarum. He likes it there because Pekka fucking Nurmi feeds him argonized dietary fiber. Oh goodness, the smell is contouring the non-existent atmosphere. Send Stratowarius asap!

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