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Hubble86
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:14 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Sad Jaja! Chupacabra seems to have gone somewhere else just now. Maybe to the village for some redneckblood. So you can come to the kitchen for your porridge with goatmilk.

But be prepared to go back to your underbedplace with short notice.


And remember that we need you, when our goats start to deliver chupacabrababies... Shocked Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:38 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Ja, ja, I have to tell you, that we have one problem less, but more new ones. We are in quarantine. No fresh muffins more, but we have to stand two gentlemen from the Faculty of Veterinary Medicine, in Helsinki.

They are alarmed, but NOT over Öhubbles story about the chupacabra from the back of the Moon. Oh NO! They don't believe a word of that. No, they fear that the animal is an old species from the thawed Russian tundra and is some sort of dinosaur. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

So they measure and weigh our poor pregnant goats that nowadays are määäing day and night. One problem less is the raping chupacabra. 72 year old Seppi Ranta shot the invisible monster with 16 shots. Ranta is very crosseyed and could only see the bupping head.

But they had some difficulties though, when they should bury the invisible animal, and they had to dig a broad and deep grave, to be sure that all of him was in. But some say that they heard how he snarled and now there are scary rumors that his bupping head has been seen all over the village.

Nea has come up from his underbed and would like to go home to US, but since it is sort of his fault that the monster came here, Öhubble says, he has to stay till this neverending story is completed..And since it is neverening, who knows when...


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Kööski
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:40 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Confused Ja,ja! From now on Nea and I can call ourselves Goat-midwives-assistants, since we have helped the vet-professors with the delivery of bock Bruse's offspring.

Bruse had been very määäing several days, and the vets decided to liberate him from the kicking things in his stomach. They made an operating room, in the barn and we managed to get Bruse up on the table.

He(Bruse of course)Rolling Eyes kicked and screamed and the vets had to put him to sleep, before they could take an ultrasoundfilm of his big stomach.

But we could hardly believe what we saw on that film.

Three bupping monstrous heads with goatbeards. NOTHING MORE. The stomach seemed empty, but the heads made sounds like määäs...

We listened in stethoscope. And yes they määäed. Even more strange was that we could hear heartbeats from three different hearts. Shocked

God heavens lord.There must be three different monsters there with hearts, and huh and vojne, how many more were there in our eleven female pregnant goats? And our four bocks? Vojne! Again! And Huh. Again too!

The vets decided to take out the heads and their ticking hearts.So they cut up our Bruse...

Three bupping heads stared at us and, and...they said PERKELE...

It was a bit too much HUH. So I have to regain my senses now. Sorry... Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:42 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

In the wind
I see the build
A great wall!
Said Donald Trump

To the moon
He said with truth
For this great goal
Will be made with goats

Bruse has sprout
And Trump is proud
Vojne is there
And everywhere

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Kööski
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:31 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Smile
I see goats on the Moon,
And in Koskalukka too,
I see their stomachs grow,
With Monsters inside,
And I think for myself,
What a dangerous world.

I look at the Moon,
And the clouds in the sky,
The bright Goat-Moon,
Lights up the scary night,
And I think for myself,
What a mysterious world.

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Hubble86
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:53 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Smile I am very interested in gene-science, and red and blue molecules. The four of my invisible pills, that the Moonmonster ate was a big overdose, and it's effect was a dramatic change of the gene-tree.

His invisibility is probably a full part of his molecules now and also inheritable. The tests I made on the bupping heads, with the invisible bodies, show just that.

I can tell you, it wasn't easy to take those blood-samples from the wild screaming things. They bite everything that comes near and they can really bite.

They also refuse to eat anything but fresh blood, so we had to buy from a slaughter in Tuscalokta. We vill have a big feeding problem when all the other goats have delivered. HUUUUU.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:15 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Sad Jaja! My senses are now back! Fairly. And I am almost used to our new situation. We had to "take care"of the four harassed bocks. Brum (he brumbrumed instead of määing) Buff (used his horns too often) Bite(he lost his teeth in a fight) Trump(obvious). Those four bocks stomachs were too damaged and the Vets had to put them to sleep and take out the bupping heads. Now with tails! Rolling Eyes

We had bought aquariums for them and ÖHubble was very enthusiastic over their molecules. He took bloodsample after bloodsample. They bit him and he used his syringes . Many bites were there and at last he gave up. But he forget to close the aquariums and the heads came loose in the barn. Eleven monstrous bupping heads babbling in some old Finnish-Russian dialect, that no one could understand. BUT,BUT. One word was clear for us all. BLOOD! Who's BLOOD?
OURS of course...

Double huhs. Again!!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:22 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Sad I have a lot of stitches from monsterbites,but they are well worth it, since I got amazing results from my gene-tests of those Moonanimals. They are related to Tyrannosaurus rex and to my enormous surprise also to people from Koskalukka. There are also dinosaurusgenes in our neighbor-rednecks. HUH! Who could have believed that?

I have samples from a Jukka Harminen, and he told me the most strange stories about his ancestors. He could also talk to our newborn monsters in their curious language. And how they can talk at all is an uncanny riddle I can't explain. At all! Confused

Our first female goat has delivered two kids. To our surprise they looked like goats and määed like goats. But are they goats? We have to see if the rest has goats or monsters in their stomachs. Goats were a blessing since our Moonmonsters are more and more a big problem and we probably soon have to take a very drastic decision... Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:44 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Smile Nea and I can now call ourselves Chupacabraexcutioners, since we helped to kill and bury the Moonmonsters.

The female goats have all delivered and there is a big difference to those we killed, that were more monsters than goats. But ÖHubble is very worried after his tests. The new one are all bocks and they have very strange DNA. AND THEY SPEAK FINNISH... Shocked Shocked

I talked to Jukka Harminen and he told me the story of his ancestors, as he got it from his grandfather. Millions and millions of years ago a little lizard crawled ashore in Finland. It developed and developed to different species and also dinos and humans, The little lizardgene followed in all livings . So after more million years, came some aliens to visit Koskalukka. They fell in love with the koskagoathumans and there were children. Now with aliengenes.

But the aliens got bored with the Finnish climate and left with their children. And they found out that the metal,opredulus, they need for their transportbubbles was in great amount on the back of the Moon, so they made mines there and it is now used by all aliens that need opredulus.

There are problems, since the Chupacabras say that the Moon is theirs and they fight everyone that tries to land there. Now ÖHubble is afraid that our new bocks are some planted Chupacabrasoldiers.

I can only say a bigbig HUH... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:32 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Confused Jaja! The Chupacabramonsters are now dead, but we have 16 new questionmarks to worry about. They often look like goats and määs like goats,, but suddenly they speak Finnish and sing old Russian warsongs.

The vets will show them on TV, but I say no, since it would create fear and chaos. To get some order in the situation I have asked Nea and Kööski to infiltrate the group and get to know what they want to do.

Nea has come close to one big brute, we call Axel, and they have been out on Koskalake pretending to sail to the Moon. Axel liked that and he likes Nea, so he (Nea of course) has to be careful out there in the barn, since Axel is his Chupacabrafathers son. Shocked

The new bocks are, strangely enough, not interested in the female goats and they are probably all gay. They have the most curious DNA and have lost all their grasseaterbite, but got new carnivoreteeth, which worries us. They walk mostly on their hindlegs and they sing. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

I have been open about our unusual problems here on this Forum since it seems to have few visiters. I have to document our findings somewhere and I count on your discretion... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:05 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Vojne, vojne! Rumors all over the world!Most call it fake news from corrupt journalists and laugh, but others believe them and Twitter is full of speculations about aliens, moonmonsters and a mad professor that is the root of it all. Some say that the world will explode with monsters any day.

It all started in Finland! Finland? A little cold and dark country, in the North, close to big Russia. Where gloomy Finns drink Koskenkorva for breakfast. Finland? The center of all Universe aliens? Fake or no fake? Who would have thought that?

Media from all over the world have found ÖHubble and me and we expect an invasion of media here, so we have left and are now hiding in a safe place. Nea and Pekka have to take care of the truthseekers. Haha! Serves them right...

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:45 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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Now I will give you a report from the farm, told by Nea. HUH! Pekka was apparently in his evil outerspacemood, when he met the Media.

They came in an united squad. CNN, Fox, der Spiegel, BBC and five Swedish rags. Pekka welcomed them, with Finnish beer and Kosken and they put up their cameras. The interviews could begin and they wanted to know everything about monsters and aliens.

And they drank their Finnish beer...

After seven minutes came the first strange sign.

The journalists started to jump a little. And at the same time they sort of disappeared in a fog. But the heads were visible, but they bupped and the butts shivered. Next minute they all jumped a little higher and bupped a little more and one guy from Sweden bumped his bupping head in the ceiling.

Then they all started to scream.

Very sharp and loud. And they jumped higher now. Out, out to their cars still screaming in panic.

Nine bupping heads drove from the farm with the gas in the bottom and God knows what happened then, since not a single report has come up in the Media.

Nea told me that Pekka is very happy and that he earlier spent a lot of time in ÖHubbles lab and with his Grasshoppowder and Invisiblepills.

We are now going back to the farm and we will be laughing all the way... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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