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AGAG · Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:10 am Post subject: I give you my river of pee.

Let's share our pee and everything.

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robocop656 · Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:10 am Post subject:

What the fuck...this isn't my metronome.

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AGAG · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:39 am Post subject:

I can't top that in terms of hardcoreness.

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ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087

But you can, you can! You are the hardcoreness himself!

But, this about "peeriver", is hardly something that appeals to sensitive girls...

AGAG · Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:42 am Post subject:

Haha!

I'm sorry. I tend to forget things. But! Would a shitriver be more luring?? You can be a greenbird. Yes! Yipee Very Happy

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087

Shit was not an improvement! May I describe a more romantic river for you?

From the high snowcovered mountain, "Mount Alp", floated the river down the valley in happy jumps. The clear and clean water reflected the blue and tranquil heaven, and there were neither shit nor pee in sight. No, nothing, but flouncering trouts and floating red and pink roses, that displayed their blossoming little flowerfaces, to the smiling sun.

On the warm and silken riverbeach sat the beautiful couple and drank exciting nectar, between the kissings. In the background you could see and hear an orchestra playing Mozarts Pianoconcerto in C major.

Diaturbing? A bit! But very breathtaking...

AGAG · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:46 pm Post subject:

Today, after a breathtaking ink-drawing by the dawn and after welcoming a pulsating sun that opened his ways inside the heavens from the deep primordial darkness of the Tartarus, I saw a fiery group of clouds that screamed to me that I had to get back on the forum to ejaculate more and more into this snowball of thoughts and happy people for the betterment of the world.

Butt we have many things now. We have your beautiful pure C minor mozart-river and my shit/pee/rectal-discharge river. Let's fuse them together! In a green luscious valley a Y shaped river bank will fuse our two liquid masses and guide them straight into the sea. Can you imagine the excitement of Oceanus and Poseidon when he hears the rumor of our powerful wide brown river approaching at full speed at his shores?? They will welcome our shit with a week-long feast! the fish will dance and dance engulfed with this new diamond substance in their wet bodies. The whales will ring their crystal horns to make a beautiful brown magestic hymn. Of course, the couple will sit on top of an enormous floating oyster, melting in an act of pure love while entering the kingdom of the sea...

It will be so beautiful! Smile

robocop656 · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:29 am Post subject:

Hello.

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087

Hello Robo! I am now going to answer AGAGs riverpoem and you can read it too!

The enormous oystershell wasn't that enormous, when they came to the Y's big leg and saw the shits in the pee-stinking Y-arm from AGAGs river. The water was rainbowcoloured and a lot of waterbottles and rotten mangos were floating around, among dead fucked dogs and even two dromedaries. (Animals also)

Mozart could no longer be heard and the rosebuds lost their colour and were greybrown. It was a very sad sight and the two lovers on the frail oystershell hold hands, in fear of falling of the rank raft.

It came a sour smell from the dirty water and when they came closer to Neptuns kingdom, they could see how the waves grew bigger and bigger. It was a surf of shit and pee.

Suddenly there was a violent gust and the shell capsized. The beautiful pair fell in the dirty water and it was impossible for them to swim among all those big shits.

So they drowned! Yes they did!

And now the orchestra played another Mozart. Requiem! Over lost beauty and love!

And Who? I say WHO, was to blame? AGAG of course! It was he that put all that shit and pee in the Y-leg, without the least of consciense. HUH!

AGAG · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:07 am Post subject:

I'm sorry, my pee must have already dissolved those gushy lovers by now. I am sure there are many other body-fluids with which we can make this river. There are rivers in heaven too! and those two lovers can still kiss on God's Lap.. What do you say? Smile

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087

Jesus and the Apostles fuck, AGAG! You can't use Wilhelm as some piece of plaster in this situation. Two beautiful young persons have drowned in your caustic pee, and this lovely music only makes it worse.

Tears are falling from my fucking eyes, when I think of your environmentcrime and don't try to hide behind Wilhelm... Mad

AGAG · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:29 am Post subject:

Why oh WHY do you think Wilhelm is just clay?? It is true I was trying to build something here, maybe a dam to contain all that acid greenish urine. In that case, Mr Kempff would be my most solid construction material. A beautiful piece of arquitecture that would stand for generations. And and... I know my pee may not be the tastier but it is surely trying its best!! Sad

I think it is really insensitive to associate Jesus with fucks all the time, he died a virgin after all. And now it is the apostoles! Crying or Very sad

Judas will be very upset. Do you think they will serve roasted duck in the last supper now? Will Mary be dessert?

How can we continue this river now? We have Kempff, the mighty Dam. Jarrett is the cigarrette-shaped lighthouse, giving us the way. Maybe Pärt is the moon, hidden by some evil gray clouds... Now we need a boat to sail and not drown like those unealthy oyster-lovers. I suggest a very dimly lit boat, in the middle of a wide wild river. I don't know what you'll think! I think it is romantic in a sense.

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ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087

First we have to take away the gray clouds and we don't do that by exposing my grandgrandmother Tatiana. She is even known for her exexuberant life and I think she had something going with Kiril Kondrashin and maybe also a Finnish composer. HUH! Don't mention her here again, please. It is sensitive! Shocked

Butt I never said Wilhelm was clay! Far from it. He is one of my favourites and you can very well make a bronzestatue of him, but you shouldn't pee on his art ass in rivers. And don't bother with Jesus and his Apostles fucking. It was Neon that brought up them and their habits. Not me. I am only a quoterer...

AGAG · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:31 pm Post subject:

Tell me more about your grandmother! She sounds interesting. Did she work for KGB? Smile

I don't know what this can be in our river-trip be but he has some really cool sunglasses. You should give us the sun, we have no sun still in here! How sad and depressing.

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ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087

Thank you for the music.

I was talking a little about my greatgrandmother. Not my grandmother, that has no questionmarks in her reputation. Butt I think I better say no more, because I don't really know anything for sure. There are many rumours, butt I can't say what is true.

We can talk about you instead. You think you can shun your responsibility by playing suitable music, for my fucking ears. (I liked Wilhelm the best. Tatiana is a bit polysyllabical for me) Butt you have done a big environmental sin, when you contaminated our beautiful river and drowned those two lovely lovebirds. Not even Wilhelm can rub out that. Rolling Eyes

AGAG · Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:05 am Post subject:

Your grandmother sounds interesting! Talking about me? I have not commited sins, it was necessary for some waste to be spent on the trench of nature. The river can allow two beautiful bodies to diffuse in a coma of golden fish. The pee is just the same altogether, maybe it will encapsule and form some beautiful banshee

On the other hand, let's talk about you! Why are you so wary of your pee? Sad

Is it a secret? You can tell me if it is!

And on the other (third) hand, a bee visitor is agonizing on my napkin, she choose that place out of all she could have been tonight! and I can do nothing but watch as her life ticks away Crying or Very sad

I am not a bee-doctor so I can only give her some good boat for her travel to the heaven of honey and silk. I don't know if she would like this.. I'm not a beemusic expert. Nor a music expert at all. Oh, the lack of power Crying or Very sad

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087

Beeautiful! Smile

Oh, that bee. How she loved to die on your napkin! She had looked for you for days, when she felt her end was near, her final countdown. I can hear her buzz!

Thank you AGAG for the lovely music on my napkin-funeral.

My end is near,
And so I face the final countdown,
My AGAG-friend I say it clear,
I left my hive and flew to you without fear.

I've lived like a bee,
I went out to see,
El Salvador, it was my home,
there was my mom,
She ate nomnom,
And she did it her way.

For what is a bee,
What have I got,
If not a sting,
Then I am not,
So I will die as a little fly.
And do it my way.

I stung a few,
But a few to mention,
I did what bees do,
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned my flights,
Each honey-strights,
Along the byway,
To you my dear AGAGAGAG,
My goal on this last flyday.

I could eat you up and spit you out,
I have had my fill of you this route,
I say it loud,and not in a shy way,
I love you so, and I do it my way.

Goodbye, goodbye, farwell,farewell,
I wag my sting for you my bell,
On your red napkin, here I fell,
And I did it my way!

AGAG · Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:29 am Post subject:

I'm sure the bee would have loved the poem even better. The wind carried it away, I'm sure she is in a happy place surrounded with dogs made of honey.

What can we do now? With this river?

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087

This is a strange Al-Gore-thread? Isn't it ? Rolling Eyes

So, what shall we do with our shitty river?
What shall we do with our shitty river?
What shall we do with our shitty river?
Early in the morning!

We build a treat-ment plant in the sewer,
We build a treat-ment plant in the sewer,
We build a treat-ment plant in the sewer,
Early in the morning.

But what shall we do with all pee and poo?
What shall we do with all pee and poo?
What shall we do with the pee and poo?
Early in the morning.

Oh, we can let it float to Ohio,
Oh, we can let it float to Ohio,
We can let it float to Ohio,
Early in the morning.

Hooray, she will be like new,
Hooray, she will be like new,
Hooray, she will be like new, clean as a Summer-dew,

Then we can sail on our clean blue river,
Then we can sail on our clean blue river,
And no risk for hepatitis in our liver,
Early in the morning.

HOORAY!

AGAG · Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:27 am Post subject:

This thread is too much dead. We could use a rumba or something.

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Albert Camus · Jr. Member Joined: 02 Feb 2012 Posts: 19

you need to fuck off with your musique optimiste

GAGAGO · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 2:09 am Post subject:

And you need to fuck of your communisme. 1poke

robocop656 · Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:54 am Post subject:

Bump for AGAG returning. Wink

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087

AGAG · Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:39 pm Post subject:

Pee might have reduced to a trickle but the bladder still houses mighty liquids.

Hi. Smile

Wilhelm, yes, such a long time.. We must listen again. For our souls.

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A propos souls, some days ago I got some insistent signals from space, blue flashing lights.. do you Happen to know the whereabouts of our alien friend? I worry it might be an SOS, so I must get the banana-spaceship ready for an emergency rescue.

Or could it be that your blue soul got a little too adventurous and is now dancing with Ceres in our beloved asteroid belt? Smile

The plaits! They must still exist.. or or.. ? Shocked

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087

OH! Gosh! Gosh! Is it really you? AGAG? The poet from Salvador? REALLY? Or are you maybe some of those sushiallergic Nurmirelatives that has invaded this Forum lately.

But only you know about my blue dancing dotsoul and it must have been me you saw up there in the sky. I have been looking for flying, burning poems in the Salvadorian sun and it wasn't "Save Our Souls" you heard. It was my "Soul On Search".

This Forum is about the same as before and so am I. My plaits are now one, and shorter. I had to cut it to look more respectable. Crying or Very sad

But the freckles are still there.

Now I so hope that you will stay a while. It feels a little unaccustomed to write to you and I would like to catch up. Again.

Thank you for Wilhelm...

AGAG · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:34 am Post subject:

I think it's me. I believe! Shocked

How to know for sure?

But! Come back down, burn poems as much as you want but in the safety of the atmosphere at least. Too many neutrinos can ruin your hair. The search never ends. If you absolutely must, I can lend you the banana-spaceship so you can dance safely with any asteroid in whatever solar system.

Bah! Respectableness. Crying or Very sad

Try not to cut your freckles. I remember the freckles dance. Do they still dance every now and then?

I haven't written in a long time, if any poems or prose come off as shit-sounding it may be because of that. Laughing

Or maybe absolute lack of writing faculty. A void in the emptiest space. A glass of water turning off an Icelandic Volcano.

Do you still Jarrett? Smile

(From the verb "To Jarrett")

robocop656 · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:09 am Post subject:

Valentina Lisitsa with Beethovan vegetable soup.

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ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087

Ok, she plays very well and dramatic. BUT, BUT she is NOT, as beautiful as Wilhelm. His hair, for example, is wonderful. And those eyes. Yum...

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Sr. Member Joined: 04 Mar 2010 Posts: 5087