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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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Beeautiful!
Oh, that bee. How she loved to die on your napkin! She had looked for you for days, when she felt her end was near, her final countdown. I can hear her buzz!
Thank you AGAG for the lovely music on my napkin-funeral.
My end is near,
And so I face the final countdown,
My AGAG-friend I say it clear,
I left my hive and flew to you without fear.
I've lived like a bee,
I went out to see,
El Salvador, it was my home,
there was my mom,
She ate nomnom,
And she did it her way.
For what is a bee,
What have I got,
If not a sting,
Then I am not,
So I will die as a little fly.
And do it my way.
I stung a few,
But a few to mention,
I did what bees do,
And saw it through without exemption.
I planned my flights,
Each honey-strights,
Along the byway,
To you my dear AGAGAGAG,
My goal on this last flyday.
I could eat you up and spit you out,
I have had my fill of you this route,
I say it loud,and not in a shy way,
I love you so, and I do it my way.
Goodbye, goodbye, farwell,farewell,
I wag my sting for you my bell,
On your red napkin, here I fell,
And I did it my way! |
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:55 am Post subject: |
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This is a strange Al-Gore-thread? Isn't it ?
So, what shall we do with our shitty river?
What shall we do with our shitty river?
What shall we do with our shitty river?
Early in the morning!
We build a treat-ment plant in the sewer,
We build a treat-ment plant in the sewer,
We build a treat-ment plant in the sewer,
Early in the morning.
But what shall we do with all pee and poo?
What shall we do with all pee and poo?
What shall we do with the pee and poo?
Early in the morning.
Oh, we can let it float to Ohio,
Oh, we can let it float to Ohio,
We can let it float to Ohio,
Early in the morning.
Hooray, she will be like new,
Hooray, she will be like new,
Hooray, she will be like new, clean as a Summer-dew,
Then we can sail on our clean blue river,
Then we can sail on our clean blue river,
And no risk for hepatitis in our liver,
Early in the morning.
HOORAY! |
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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AGAG wrote: |
I think it's me. I believe! How to know for sure?
But! Come back down, burn poems as much as you want but in the safety of the atmosphere at least. Too many neutrinos can ruin your hair. The search never ends. If you absolutely must, I can lend you the banana-spaceship so you can dance safely with any asteroid in whatever solar system.
Bah! Respectableness. Try not to cut your freckles. I remember the freckles dance. Do they still dance every now and then?
I haven't written in a long time, if any poems or prose come off as shit-sounding it may be because of that. Or maybe absolute lack of writing faculty. A void in the emptiest space. A glass of water turning off an Icelandic Volcano.
Do you still Jarrett? (From the verb "To Jarrett") |
Oh dear! You are, you are, really you. I can confirm that now, to make you sure! Google showed me the Bananaship, close to the elephantshed and there was also you in deep poemthoughts as usual. I was in a hurry home, since I had been all over Salvador in my SOS for you, but I will come back later for more Wilhelm and some not Pee-tea...
Still Jarrett, but also some AGAG-Kebbbbbbbbbbbb and Midnight oatmeal... |
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