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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:30 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You are dangerously addicted to at least one drug, attempted suicide a couple times, been in rehab a few, and owe hundreds of thousands of $$$ to shrinks/mental health centers.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:33 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You can, at your choice, have Plastic Surgery until its past the point of being ridiculous!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:31 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Women want your autograph on their ass, or boobs! Ban_dance01

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:34 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Your bands name, logo, and mascot, etc. become very popular tattoo subjects! Tongue

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:36 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

In various tour cities, Nightclubs have a special drink named after you! Tongue Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:26 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You take a 3-year break in recording&touring, then come back just as strong as ever!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:33 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You get a speaking part in a cheap, but catchy comedy flick. Plus, you get to do a love scene with a prominent starlet, who later becomes your 4th wife. (It has to be the BIG Ban_dance02 !)And, you move up 3 notches on Donna's dick rating chart! (WOW! Those $30 a piece Penis enlargment pills really DO work!) Jump1

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:38 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You decide to buy the "magic pill" factory, and all stock--lock, stock, and barrel.
Then, you go on a national adverising campaign with yourself as the Ban_dance01 model! Very Happy
Because you are just so damn happy! Very Happy
What a few extra inches, and great talent can do for a man! Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:14 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You get called to Co-Host Sesame Street!

*Don't laugh--Carlos Santana, Janet Jackson, and Ted Nugent were guests on that show before! Plus, others....Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 9:00 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You claim to be happily married, yet you fuck every female that crosses your path who lets you, and you get away with it scottfree, simply because YOU are WHO you are.
BTW, the guy down the street from you tried this behavior and got tarred, feathered, &ran  out on a rail!
Which proves if you are a musician you can get away with anything--even being a hypocritical bastard!Laughing Yl2jump

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:18 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You can beat at least 2 photographers per week

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 9:45 am    Post subject: Re: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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You can beat at least 2 photographers per week


Laughing
Tommy Lee comes to mind!
*Loved that video---I bet his nickname is Mr. 9 1/2* Tongue Ban_dance02

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 6:42 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You have better things to do than to worry about a damn Internet Forum! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:39 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You don't have to write good songs to sell albums. Just your name on it will do it...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:56 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

When you need a very big sound system to produce sound at one end of an arena to another end.

www.16.betrayer.ca

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:16 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You can do other things beside play your perspective instrument. You can write, produce, mix, act in commercials, TV shows, movies, write books, etc--you get the picture! Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:32 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:31 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

People name their pets after you!
Lots of Dogs named Elvis out there! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:33 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Some fans think they own you to the point they cannot stand to see/hear a "lesser" fan even discussing you. SickSick Sick These nutcases think some of the other fans are not worthy enough to even be your fan! Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes
Could give concrete example, but I better not! Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:44 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Your songs get played/sang at weddings, funerals, bar mitzahs, ship launches, olympics, even used as background music during love scenes on soap operas!
*Ask Mister, Mister and Tears for Fears....I rest my case! Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 2:11 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

If you die(Heaven forbid)a cheesy TV-movie is made about your life&career.
A la: John Denver, Karen Carpenter, Def Leppard, Hank Williams, Jr. Etc. Etc.

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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2004 4:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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Some fans think they own you to the point they cannot stand to see/hear a "lesser" fan even discussing you. SickSick Sick These nutcases think some of the other fans are not worthy enough to even be your fan! Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes
Could give concrete example, but I better not! Wink


Bears repeating....... Eyes
These fans think they own musicians, then accuse other fans of being obsessive!Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2004 1:14 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You have your own line of perfume/aftershave(Celine Dion, Kenny Rogers, Iglesias,etc)
Or, clothing line.

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2004 3:26 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You&your band can pull off the most elaborate PR stunts, and your fans are so taken in/blinded by you they don't recognize the PR stunt!

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2004 6:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround


Hairdryer? Confused I am 41, and thats a new nickname for IT, on me.....but, I see the resemblance! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2004 7:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Re: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Quote:
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Quote:
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When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround


Hairdryer? Confused I am 41, and thats a new nickname for IT, on me.....but, I see the resemblance! Laughing Laughing Laughing

What about BLOWdryer? Thats better! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2004 7:15 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Teenage wannabe musicians copy your clothing&hair styles, even your mannerisms!

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2004 5:17 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You CLAIM you hate idolizing, yet your adoring fans forgive you EVERYTHING, which you take advantage of to the hilt!(They sure would not do this to Fred the plumber!)
Now, how about an "H" tattoo on your forehead, Mr. Famous/Wealthy Musician? Wink
H=hypocrite, of course! Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 2:40 am    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Your fans become atheists just because you and people in your band say you all are one. Of course the fans deny that they are so pitifully blindfollowing, but you know its true! And, they will never find out that you are really a believing Baptist!
Have a little fun outta those blind idolizers for a while! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 5:00 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You forget(?)to pay your taxes for years, then after the IRS takes all your possessions for payment you do a comeback. Within 5 years you have everything you lost back&then some!!!
Willie Nelson is an example!

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