Philosophies.

[Elements]

If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you.

God is love, the Devil has match point.

Most accidents are caused by kids on the back seat. Most kids are caused by accidents on the back seat

[browneyedgirl]

If you are homely surround yourself with beautiful people, and you'll look better.
If you are beautiful, surround yourself with homely people and you'll look even more beautiful.

If you are rich, surround yourself with poor people, and soon you will be poor, too---and alone.....

The fun, thrilling things in life are what ultimately will hurt us.

The best tasting foods are the most fattening, and unhealthy.

If you get a phone call at 2 am, it can't be good....

The opposite of love is not hate--its indifference.

The tighter a person tries to hold on to something, the easier it slips right through their fingers.

[Allison]

Here's a few I found........

A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.

Ability is what you're capable of doing...
Motivation determines what you do...
Attitude determines how well you do it.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.

A closed mind is a good thing to lose.
A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the statement of an agreeable untruth.

A computer beat me at chess once.
But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show.

Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A drop of ink may make a million think.

A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American.
"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes.
We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them."
The American nodded. "It's the same in the USA only we see stars too!"

Adversity doesnt build character, it reveals it.

A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

[valo_666]

browneyedgirl wrote:
If you are rich, surround yourself with poor people, and soon you will be poor, too---and alone.....

Do you really think so? That's very very sad and disgusting if someone thinks this way...

[browneyedgirl]

valo_666 wrote:

browneyedgirl wrote:
If you are rich, surround yourself with poor people, and soon you will be poor, too---and alone.....

Do you really think so? That's very very sad and disgusting if someone thinks this way...

Oh, realy?
Then look at the past USA welfare system and you'd know what I mean.
And its not disgusting at all....

[Nicko]

browneyedgirl wrote:
If you are homely surround yourself with beautiful people, and you'll look better.
If you are beautiful, surround yourself with homely people and you'll look even more beautiful.

bit shallow isn't it?

If you are rich, surround yourself with poor people, and soon you will be poor, too---and alone.....

or use the money you have to help the poor people!

The tighter a person tries to hold on to something, the easier it slips right through their fingers.

thats a good one! Never happened to me though

I always liked:

There is no shame in failing, only in not having tried.

and

Life is about going from one disappointment to the next, without losing enthusiasm.

[browneyedgirl]

Nicko wrote:

browneyedgirl wrote:
If you are homely surround yourself with beautiful people, and you'll look better.
If you are beautiful, surround yourself with homely people and you'll look even more beautiful.

bit shallow isn't it?

If you are rich, surround yourself with poor people, and soon you will be poor, too---and alone.....

or use the money you have to help the poor people!

The tighter a person tries to hold on to something, the easier it slips right through their fingers.

thats a good one! Never happened to me though

I always liked:

There is no shame in failing, only in not having tried.

and

Life is about going from one disappointment to the next, without losing enthusiasm.

I liked your sayings, Nicko!
That holding something saying is about if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, and you start dating them, and the more possessive you get of them, the more it turns them off--so, the tighter you hold on to a person, ironicaly, the quicker they will leave because they feel smothered....

Yes, I know that was a shallow saying but, basicly, the truth is the truth--as cynical as it sounds, people ARE basicly shallow&superficial--actions speak louder than words!(another philosophy)!

[HymnToLife]

The water fear high places - Aristoteles

[Static_J]

The people that make you the happiest are also the ones that can hurt you the most.

}:-)>

[ladyofeternity]

Static_J wrote:
The people that make you the happiest are also the ones that can hurt you the most.

}:-)>

Yeah unfortunate this is True !
& the people that We most Love are the people that someday We can Hate too

[browneyedgirl]

Ironically, sometimes people treat&talk to the ones they love most, the worst---if you push someone away, they can't hurt you.

[Curufinwe_Fëanor]

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.


Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

[GreenPeace]

There might not be a solution for everything, but oddly, there's a revenge for everything.

The more you learn, the biggest the impression that you do not know enough is.

Now for sylogisms:

Ppl say I'm a nobody.
Nobody's perfect.
Thus, I am perfect.

God is love.
Love is blind.
Stevie wonder is blind.
Thus, Stevie Wonder is God.

More to come, soon...

[God Called In Sick T]

NP: Dragonforce - Soldiers Of The Wasteland

[browneyedgirl]

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[browneyedgirl]

One thing in Life is Certain: When you see an Ugly man with a Beautiful Woman, he either has an enormous cock, or a huge Bank Account--Or, BOTH!
It NEVER fails!

[browneyedgirl]

Just because a woman is pretty, it does not mean she is hot--reversely, just because a woman is homely does not mean she is a cold fish. Smart men know this, and use it to their advantage.

The "tears of a clown" philosophy is very true.

Clothes make the man/woman.

You cannot judge a book by its cover. You have to read its pages.

[Stratobanger]

Some philosophies i found in a book called "El Filosofo de Güemez"

-When the rooster sings in the morning...it might rain a lot...it might rain a little....it might not rain...

-If you're screwed...you're screwed (el que se chingó...se chingó....)

-Raise ravens...and you'll have a lot

-It's dying a lot of people that never died before....

-What's right isn't wrong...

-If it doen't rain by the last day of this month...it didn'r rained this month.

-Firts goes the 1 and then the 2, but in the 21 the 1 fucked up

[God Called In Sick T]

Very good, indeed!


NP: Marea - El Rastro

[browneyedgirl]

You spend your last coin of change in a pay-toilet, then instead of shitting, all you do is fart! That pain you felt was only gas! :shud: :pissed:

[God Called In Sick T]

You're a Siamese twin. Your brother is gay, you're not. He has a date tonight. You only have one ass.

(Things can always go worse than they are right now)


NP: AFI - Morningstar

[Stratomano]

don't search for love, the love find you