For the sexually starving...

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For the sexually starving...

Post by theflyingfinn » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:48 pm

Maybe a Tolkki doll is just around the corner?
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by browneyedfool » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:15 am

WTF? This is a joke, right? :buh:
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by Lava » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:05 am

??? ??? ???
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by Twilightsymphony » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:07 am

:lol:

Those movie reviews are great too
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by Diablos » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:18 am

yuk.... :err:
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by AdrianFly » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:38 pm

Jar Jar Binks does absolutely nothing for me.
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Post by antonio » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:53 pm

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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by Taim » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:09 pm

This is hilarious :lol:
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by jean_luc_picard » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:21 pm

oh my... what's gonna come next? :eyes :eek:
What are you going to do then?
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Post by timo the soulforged » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:56 pm

jean_luc_picard wrote:
oh my... what's gonna come next? :eyes :eek:
godzila smokong :D :D :D
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Post by timo the soulforged » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:57 pm

timo the soulforged wrote:
jean_luc_picard wrote:
oh my... what's gonna come next? :eyes :eek:
godzila smokong :D :D :D
smoking...
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Post by jean_luc_picard » Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:59 pm

timo the soulforged wrote:
timo the soulforged wrote:
jean_luc_picard wrote:
oh my... what's gonna come next? :eyes :eek:
godzila smokong :D :D :D
smoking...
yep, or Captain Kirk farting :err: =P :D
What are you going to do then?
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by Neorave » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:45 am

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

um...















No comment. If you'll excuse me, I'm just gonna bash my head into a brick wall!!!!! :sick:
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by Mormegil » Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:08 pm

Christians...
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by HymnToLife » Sun Jul 18, 2004 5:23 pm

hahahahahahhaaha :lol:
That page is a joke...
Or :errrr:
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Post by Stratobanger » Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:14 am

Fuck the Sex Pistols, the Ramones, Iggy Pop, MC5....N'Sync is true punk!!!!!!!! :headbang:
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Post by antonio » Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:53 am

Stratobanger wrote:
Fuck the Sex Pistols, the Ramones, Iggy Pop, MC5....N'Sync is true punk!!!!!!!! :headbang:
:lol:
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by Reaper » Mon Jul 19, 2004 1:06 pm

theflyingfinn wrote:
Maybe a Tolkki doll is just around the corner?
That's sick!
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by Lightyear » Mon Jul 19, 2004 1:35 pm

"The ultimate goal for a child is to collect them, and once they've collected all of them, they can have anything they wish for. In most cases, the child wishes for complete control over his entire family. The pokemons approach in the still of night, entering the parents mouths and lodging themselves in their tracheas until they suffocate. They then scurry off quietly and return to their masters bed. When authorities arrive, they are shocked to see no evidence of foul play. They observe only a smiling child, fast asleep, surrounded by stuffed animals and 'innocent little' Pokemons."
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Post by theflyingfinn » Mon Jul 19, 2004 1:49 pm

Reaper wrote:
theflyingfinn wrote:
Maybe a Tolkki doll is just around the corner?
That's sick!
Not at all. I know one person who would buy it immediately.
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by Lightyear » Mon Jul 19, 2004 2:14 pm

Not at all. I know one person who would buy it immediately.
look at the signature:
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Any contradiction ?? oh no ofcourse not, how could such a thought even cross my mind!

I hope this doesn't lead to another fight.
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Re: For the sexually starving...

Post by theflyingfinn » Mon Jul 19, 2004 2:58 pm

Sherlock, listen. That signature is tongue-in-cheek. It's a quote from a Destiny's Child song. It's a way of saying "This is not something I got from my upbringing; this is something you ask for"
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