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Grambambuli · Member Joined: 16 Aug 2002 Posts: 81

After reading this thread I feel the strong urge to form a band called STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN and write some songs about the pleasure of giving birth to a chlid through my penis.

browneyedgirl · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 9:36 pm Post subject:

Pregnancy: 'Pregnant Man'- Lesbian Activist Confused

http://blukorpregnancy.blogspot.com/2008/04/pregnant-man-lesbian-activist.html

I found that AVATAR pic on THIS website. This blog content is about news from the same area as FIFTHTEA-SAUSAGE lives: Washington.
I think my hunch was right. Wink

Having a little law enforcement education comes in handy sometimes! Very Happy

BUSTED!

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:48 pm Post subject:

Hello again Miss Brown Eye Girl! I am so thrilled that you have found my personal "All-Pregnancy" blog.

I wonder how this site is on the rankings of Google. Could you kindly tell me how long you browsed for pregnant men before you stumbled upon my picture? I bet it was worth it, yes? Please tell me what you think of my other postings.

Besides this, unfortunately it seems we have strayed off topic somewhat, and perhaps some other members of the forum may not take kindly to this? I also suspect perhaps you are not pleased with my postings either, though I have tried my best to remain courteous and civil. Let us attempt to, shall we say, "bury the hatchet", for at least the time being?

I am not familiar with tea sausage (somewhat of a strange combination. Is this a delicacy in your area?). But rest assured I am not Timo Tolkki. I understand he is not as slim as in his earlier days perhaps, but to the best of my knowledge, it would be fallacious to attribute his weight gain to pregnancy.

I wish you and all others a fantastic day, and once again I must apologize if my behavior has been unsatisfactory. I have switched to "nicotine gum" and am in the process of quitting the foul habit of smoking, for the sake of the baby. As you can imagine I do not always behave my best!

Demir · Member Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 97

Beast_Pete · Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:31 am Post subject:

We have the official seal for phailing, but where's the winner one?!!

This thread is gold, definitely.

Mormegil · Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:18 am Post subject:

Here you go:

This thread deserves it.

Korppi- · Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:56 am Post subject:

If you allow me to get back in to the topic Very Happy

I saw TK yeasterday and asked him about this interview of JM and the continuation under the name Stratovarius. Well TK confirmed TT wasn't lying, BUT that the interview was done BEFORE TT gave them the right to the name... so he didn't say anything about will they continue as Stratovarius or not, but I just wanted to point out that TT isn't always lying, even though some people here are willing to believe so Wink

and a little off topic here... but the acouistic duo Kotipelto&Virtanen was just plain amazing! It was reaelly interesting to hear for example the solo of Black Diamond played acuistic, or TK singing songs like Bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer or Europe's Final Countdown Very Happy

more of that kind of stuff, and less of statements please Smile

ps. I wasn't sure in which section to post this, but I guess it's not that big deal...

Mysteriet · Jr. Member Joined: 10 Nov 2007 Posts: 42 Location: Finland

stratohawk · Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:26 pm Post subject:

All this talk about rights, money and blaming doesn't interest me a little bit, and the longer these ridiculous discussions in this forum continue, with childish bashing, idiotic trolls, and everyone thinking to be the absolutely wise one, I lose more and more interest in new music of the Ex-Stratovarius-guys. Sad. It's all dragging it down.

IceBreaker · Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject:

StratoHeart · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:55 pm Post subject:

When Timo said that the band was over, and the "remaining members" has nothing in hands, there came a lot os statements talking about how the "other side" care about money, abou how the "others"' greed just finnished with the band. Now, Timo gave Stratovarius rights to you, you have, let's say, everything in hands. And look: now it's like "Dear Timo", "Thank you" and "Good luck"... Come on! I think that If these was TRUE noble feelings you have inside, as you meant to show, they would come out since the beggining of this situation.

That all became a circus. And I realize that the clowns are WE, THE FANS. 'Cause you write statement after statement, and, in the end, it's not a matter of money from Timo's side, nor a matter of money from remaining members' side.
It's a matter of money from both sides!

Maybe somewhere in the past Stratovarius was HEART-TO-HEART music. But at this moment it's just about filling the pockets.

StratoHeart · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:11 pm Post subject:

In the other hand, Timo said that the other members, including TK, worked on his back when he was in a hospital. But at that time they (TK, JM) doesn't even was in the band... Am I wrong?

RazielSR · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:21 pm Post subject:

Stratoheart, while listening this (I completely agree) =

browneyedgirl · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:02 pm Post subject:

RazielSR · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject:

Stratovarius Rockumentary part one-> http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=hcDka075w_M

Stratovarius Rockumentary part two -> http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=qISnkFcSWLk

In that fake videos, they talk about all this.

icecab21 · Sr. Member Joined: 19 May 2008 Posts: 2878

"its good, i buy it"
"this is exactly what good producers do" they sing about milk
et does the maniac dance