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Hubble86 Sr. Member

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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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Ja, ja, I have to tell you, that we have one problem less, but more new ones. We are in quarantine. No fresh muffins more, but we have to stand two gentlemen from the Faculty of Veterinary Medicine, in Helsinki.
They are alarmed, but NOT over 謍ubbles story about the chupacabra from the back of the Moon. Oh NO! They don't believe a word of that. No, they fear that the animal is an old species from the thawed Russian tundra and is some sort of dinosaur.
So they measure and weigh our poor pregnant goats that nowadays are m滗鋓ng day and night. One problem less is the raping chupacabra. 72 year old Seppi Ranta shot the invisible monster with 16 shots. Ranta is very crosseyed and could only see the bupping head.
But they had some difficulties though, when they should bury the invisible animal, and they had to dig a broad and deep grave, to be sure that all of him was in. But some say that they heard how he snarled and now there are scary rumors that his bupping head has been seen all over the village.
Nea has come up from his underbed and would like to go home to US, but since it is sort of his fault that the monster came here, 謍ubble says, he has to stay till this neverending story is completed..And since it is neverening, who knows when...
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:40 am Post subject: |
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Ja,ja! From now on Nea and I can call ourselves Goat-midwives-assistants, since we have helped the vet-professors with the delivery of bock Bruse's offspring.
Bruse had been very m滗鋓ng several days, and the vets decided to liberate him from the kicking things in his stomach. They made an operating room, in the barn and we managed to get Bruse up on the table.
He(Bruse of course) kicked and screamed and the vets had to put him to sleep, before they could take an ultrasoundfilm of his big stomach.
But we could hardly believe what we saw on that film.
Three bupping monstrous heads with goatbeards. NOTHING MORE. The stomach seemed empty, but the heads made sounds like m滗鋝...
We listened in stethoscope. And yes they m滗鋏d. Even more strange was that we could hear heartbeats from three different hearts.
God heavens lord.There must be three different monsters there with hearts, and huh and vojne, how many more were there in our eleven female pregnant goats? And our four bocks? Vojne! Again! And Huh. Again too!
The vets decided to take out the heads and their ticking hearts.So they cut up our Bruse...
Three bupping heads stared at us and, and...they said PERKELE...
It was a bit too much HUH. So I have to regain my senses now. Sorry...  |
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:31 am Post subject: |
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I see goats on the Moon,
And in Koskalukka too,
I see their stomachs grow,
With Monsters inside,
And I think for myself,
What a dangerous world.
I look at the Moon,
And the clouds in the sky,
The bright Goat-Moon,
Lights up the scary night,
And I think for myself,
What a mysterious world. |
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Hubble86 Sr. Member

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Hubble86 Sr. Member

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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:44 am Post subject: |
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Nea and I can now call ourselves Chupacabraexcutioners, since we helped to kill and bury the Moonmonsters.
The female goats have all delivered and there is a big difference to those we killed, that were more monsters than goats. But 諬ubble is very worried after his tests. The new one are all bocks and they have very strange DNA. AND THEY SPEAK FINNISH...
I talked to Jukka Harminen and he told me the story of his ancestors, as he got it from his grandfather. Millions and millions of years ago a little lizard crawled ashore in Finland. It developed and developed to different species and also dinos and humans, The little lizardgene followed in all livings . So after more million years, came some aliens to visit Koskalukka. They fell in love with the koskagoathumans and there were children. Now with aliengenes.
But the aliens got bored with the Finnish climate and left with their children. And they found out that the metal,opredulus, they need for their transportbubbles was in great amount on the back of the Moon, so they made mines there and it is now used by all aliens that need opredulus.
There are problems, since the Chupacabras say that the Moon is theirs and they fight everyone that tries to land there. Now 諬ubble is afraid that our new bocks are some planted Chupacabrasoldiers.
I can only say a bigbig HUH...  |
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:32 am Post subject: |
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Jaja! The Chupacabramonsters are now dead, but we have 16 new questionmarks to worry about. They often look like goats and m滗s like goats,, but suddenly they speak Finnish and sing old Russian warsongs.
The vets will show them on TV, but I say no, since it would create fear and chaos. To get some order in the situation I have asked Nea and K鲻ski to infiltrate the group and get to know what they want to do.
Nea has come close to one big brute, we call Axel, and they have been out on Koskalake pretending to sail to the Moon. Axel liked that and he likes Nea, so he (Nea of course) has to be careful out there in the barn, since Axel is his Chupacabrafathers son.
The new bocks are, strangely enough, not interested in the female goats and they are probably all gay. They have the most curious DNA and have lost all their grasseaterbite, but got new carnivoreteeth, which worries us. They walk mostly on their hindlegs and they sing.
I have been open about our unusual problems here on this Forum since it seems to have few visiters. I have to document our findings somewhere and I count on your discretion...  |
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:45 am Post subject: |
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Now I will give you a report from the farm, told by Nea. HUH! Pekka was apparently in his evil outerspacemood, when he met the Media.
They came in an united squad. CNN, Fox, der Spiegel, BBC and five Swedish rags. Pekka welcomed them, with Finnish beer and Kosken and they put up their cameras. The interviews could begin and they wanted to know everything about monsters and aliens.
And they drank their Finnish beer...
After seven minutes came the first strange sign.
The journalists started to jump a little. And at the same time they sort of disappeared in a fog. But the heads were visible, but they bupped and the butts shivered. Next minute they all jumped a little higher and bupped a little more and one guy from Sweden bumped his bupping head in the ceiling.
Then they all started to scream.
Very sharp and loud. And they jumped higher now. Out, out to their cars still screaming in panic.
Nine bupping heads drove from the farm with the gas in the bottom and God knows what happened then, since not a single report has come up in the Media.
Nea told me that Pekka is very happy and that he earlier spent a lot of time in 諬ubbles lab and with his Grasshoppowder and Invisiblepills.
We are now going back to the farm and we will be laughing all the way...  |
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Pfff...I have heard, that they now make a big affair of visualizing the molecules in human bodies. Pfff again...What is the news? I have told you so for ages, and how I made my invisiblepills from red to blue molecules. Or is it the opposite? I don't really remember, since I am a distracted professor, after all.
No one else has understood, that it is just the change, that gives invisibility. The bupping heads is a not desirable side-effect, that I work on now, and I have already made the movements a little less buppy. But the tremulant butts are more difficult to change. They seem to have their own sort of buttmolecules, that are neither red or blue. Maybe they are green...
There are much more to discover and I am working very hard. That is for sure...  |
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The port of basinland continued to be bashed by a vicious storm. Invaders from pipeland were preparing their missiles, rockets, exocets and variously shaped bayonets all pointed towards the basinpresident and their unsuspected residents. "2020 is still to far away" they have said, on the radios and on the main matrix webpage "The penetration has begun!" And penetrate they did, slowly but surely. They penetrated the waters, leaving a solid slipstream of rice stench and piss. The once clean waters of the basinstrait were now deep yellow, and the surface quickly became a nutritious froth for rapacious animals and piss eating bacteria.
Notwithstanding, the first bomb was heard before the break of dawn, unannounced and so the once tea ridden streets turned instead into to a tumultuous liquefaction of piss and human figures stenched in piss, running and covering their faces. This event was in the future come to be refered by historians as the Pissennacht.
After a desperate morning run, a group of people made it unstained to the shore, were a lonely rusty vessel was about to go in the long green sea. The last people to board the ship were 2 men, one held a notebook with old pages, the other one was an old men with no luggage.
They sat by each other as they gathered their breath and finally noticed the destination sign on the boat. A rusty metal plate with the name "koskalukka" crowned the rusty vessel, and they had no idea what it meant. The old name finally revealed his name, he was mr Shen.
Mr shen, full of wisdom, held a lotus flower in his hand. Sometimes his eyes were luminous, as when he spoke:
"The wheel has seven spokes, cach spoke could have chosen a different wheel but they were blessed by the unmovable, the eternal. Samsara has placed us in this boat, and we run from the pee rivers. Let the breadmen take more land, for their demise lies within themselves."
But no soon had he finished uttering his wisdom that the ocean began performing a tumultous Te Deum that flung the ship back and forth. It was no ordinary performance though, for the waters broke and let forth a curious figure that emerged slowly from the depths.. |
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