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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?
Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3%
 3%  [ 3 ]
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5%
 5%  [ 5 ]
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20%
 20%  [ 19 ]
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9%
 9%  [ 9 ]
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4%
 4%  [ 4 ]
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3%
 3%  [ 3 ]
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5%
 5%  [ 5 ]
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2%
 2%  [ 2 ]
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4%
 4%  [ 4 ]
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3%
 3%  [ 3 ]
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12%
 12%  [ 12 ]
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
16%
 16%  [ 15 ]
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8%
 8%  [ 8 ]
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1%
 1%  [ 1 ]
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Total Votes : 93

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Goal Stockhausen
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 4:59 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Sad He wants that pin...let him OUT... Crying or Very sad Mad Mad MOrrrmorrmorrr...




Heyheyhey!!!!! Page 103...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:19 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Goal Stockhausen wrote:
Sad He wants that pin...let him OUT... Crying or Very sad Mad Mad MOrrrmorrmorrr...




Heyheyhey!!!!! Page 103...

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Meth lab explosion near my house!! Huge fire and there was no electricity for porno!! Lucky it was only 5 hours of darkness. Masturbation is now back in session. Laughing B B Jump1

Page 103? I'm waiting for page 169.
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Goal Stockhausen
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:24 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Laughing Don,t you exaggerate some activities? And need more power-failures? Not less! For your eye-sight's sake? Confused



And why not a more moderate wish? 104 for example? Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 7:45 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
It's true, my eyes area a bit Fucked from being a computer addict. Laughing So, I've got prescription glasses. But now you can get corrective laser surgery for that too. I never exaggerate masturbation! Laughing oh well, 2 more cups of coffee and I will shit my pants. Bigok

P.s.
I've got android and Amazon tablets I got to stare at when the power went off, and used the cellphones WiFi hotspot option. Internet to the rescue! My eyes will never rest!! Bcyclop Eyecrazy
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Goal Stockhausen
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:32 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Smile

Your eyes, your eyes, your fucking eyes,

I don't want to generalize,

But from your physical exercise,

And from your pathetic microrise,

Your tries to have full size,

Eyes risk to pay a too big prize,

They can be myopic or see the world crosswise...





Wink Wink Wink Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:47 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Huh!! I found Arnold laynes black twin!

https://m.youtube.com/watch? v=beH1YGh2exQ
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:56 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Shocked Arnold, Leeds most intense baconracist, will probably be a little upset, when he hears about this black twin. And our mother, Blenda Layne! How could she hide this brother for us all.

And, and! If this guy is Arnold's twin, how many are we? Twins I mean? Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:41 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Meanwhile, in Leeds.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:07 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Smile

A grumpy guy in Leeds,

Drinks more tea than he needs,

From El Salvador pee,

Of very strange quality,

Peed by goats that only eat weeds...

Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:56 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Boners here, boners there

I've also got semen in my hair

Gross shit, we declare

Seated on the toilet eating a pear

There is nude tyrannasaurus transexuals everywhere
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Goal Stockhausen
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:00 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
RHYMESTEALTIME.


I can see it right from here,

That miniclutt up in your hair,

And I'm sure, that I can swear,

A sea-gull has been shitting there,

Since he want's your nomnompear,

He his birdrights will declare,

When he shits in your hair, so fair ...

Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 11:33 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Goal Stockhausen wrote:
RHYMESTEALTIME.


I can see it right from here,

That miniclutt up in your hair,

And I'm sure, that I can swear,

A sea-gull has been shitting there,

Since he want's your nomnompear,

He his birdrights will declare,

When he shits in your hair, so fair ...

Wink


Very Happy

Let's get crazy

We are all lazy

Wake up and smell the daisies

Let's have babies

Sex without condoms, insanely

Let my Willy guide you to safety


Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 3:20 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Smile

I'm too lazy,

To find own rhymes on daisy,

And I'm not so crazy,

To try baby with insanely,

No, but I like condoms and safety...
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:23 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Lube me up

Driving while peeing in a cup

Do that in public and you'll be on lockup

The stinky man drives a garbage truck

Go out to the bar and put on makeup

If I had a girlfriend I'd breakup

And buy a doll that is blowup
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 11:57 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Smile

A sensitive gayguy throw-up,

When his boyfriend used too much make-up,

So he gave him a tough shake-up,

When he bought him a doll to blow-up,


But the boyfriend became so fucking fucked-up,

That he made an angry and fast break-up,

And the gayguy had to drink that bitter cup.

And summing it up, in a big bottom-up...
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:09 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Not a gay man

But a horny straight man plan

To ravage women in Japan

Take off my clothes and flop out my can

And approximate my scrotum wingspan

Travel to Pakistan

To buy a frying pan
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:54 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Smile

First he tried his luck in Taiwan,

Then he went over sea to Japan,

He wanted to be blown,

But the girl knocked him down,

With a heavy and evil frying Pan...


Zzz Zzz Zzz Good night...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2016 3:02 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Have you heard of the "call a random swede?" I'm going to do it and have phone sex with an elderly viking. Bigok Viking
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/08/travel/ sweden-phone-number-launch/

I'm also going to keep calling people until they send me
surströmming. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2016 5:28 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Shocked Laughing Good luck with both the Swedesex and the trömming. Hope they don't smell the same...

Good night...
Zzz Zzz
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:39 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Good night?!?! The party is just getting started!! This is the site: http://theswedishnumber.com/

Do you think they would give me their best Swedish fish recipe? Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2016 1:07 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Jaja! This I read on FB. Laughing Laughing


One of the new "randoms" that volunteered to the new Swedish silliness is (was Wink) an older lady, Sara. A good Swede, that loves her country and wanted to help, with the message about it's excellence. Full of expectations she answered her first call.

"Hi this is Sara in Sweden, speaking."

"Hi, this is Santos from South America. Are you married?"

"Yes, I am! And very happily!"

"And do you have a camera on your computer?"

"Sorry, we have no computer."

"No computer? But I wanna netfuck your husband. Do he like that?"

"What do you mean now?"

" Netfuck, netfuck. Do you live in the stone-age there in Sweden. Never heard of netfuck?"

" No, and here we are supposed to talk about my beautiful country."

"Mierda de perro."

The random good Swede disconnects...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2016 4:54 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
How are you, dear friends ?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:24 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing B Jump1
I want to call up with a redneck southern accent and have a conversation. Tell them I like to drive trucks and shoot deer and drink beer. Tell them we're voting for Donald trump. Laughing

P.s.

Where is Arnold Layne?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:01 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing

Poor random Swedes... pervert pervert pervert
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:46 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Smile

I answered the phone, and gosh what a luck,

The guy, that called, was a brother Fuck,

He lived in Alabama and drove a truck,

And voted on Trump a politic-eunuch,


I told him about Swedes, so very schmuck,

But that some from "schnapps" got really dumbstruck,

And sus-trömming, he asked, is it really so yuck,

And I had to admit, it is worse than muck,


I loved to talk to that Alabamahuck,

And now I feel like a thunderstrucked duck...

Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:00 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Very Happy

Atlanta? Pennsylvania is where I'm from

Where small cocks bake in the sun

Amish people plague the fun

North Philadelphia is the slums

Scranton is where the office is based on

My land of small cocks has lots of guns

To protect them from Saatanas grandson



Laughing Jfkiss1 W00t Smileysex5 Uzi
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:13 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Shocked

But, but, I know were you live,( In Paenis jaja) but you wrote that you "should talk with a southern accent, with the Swedes." And the only southern place I thought would do was Atlanta...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:21 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
More of a southern accent would be Alabama (where beg is from Laughing ) or Tennessee or texas. (Even though Texas isn't in the south, more like south west) There's different accents around the country but southern is the worst. Laughing Makes you sound like derrr derp derrrr. Laughing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kh4aDSJq- 9U



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:22 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
104

Great! We are the winners We are the best,

Page 104 let's make a fiest (a).

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:46 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
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Telescopes are gay Wink
https://youtu.be/Hvn0gqzh_-4
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