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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum? |
Mormegil (He is fabulous <3) |
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3% |
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NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all) |
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5% |
[ 5 ] |
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her) |
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20% |
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miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims) |
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9% |
[ 9 ] |
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...) |
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4% |
[ 4 ] |
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum) |
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3% |
[ 3 ] |
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum) |
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5% |
[ 5 ] |
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination) |
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2% |
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rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination) |
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4% |
[ 4 ] |
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor) |
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3% |
[ 3 ] |
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone) |
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12% |
[ 12 ] |
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.) |
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16% |
[ 15 ] |
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran) |
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8% |
[ 8 ] |
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran) |
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1% |
[ 1 ] |
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.) |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
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Goal Stockhausen Sr. Member

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fuck Sr. Member

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Goal Stockhausen Sr. Member

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fuck Sr. Member

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Goal Stockhausen Sr. Member

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fuck Sr. Member

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Goal Stockhausen Sr. Member

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fuck Sr. Member

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Goal Stockhausen Sr. Member

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Goal Stockhausen Sr. Member

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fuck Sr. Member

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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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Goal Stockhausen wrote: |
RHYMESTEALTIME.
I can see it right from here,
That miniclutt up in your hair,
And I'm sure, that I can swear,
A sea-gull has been shitting there,
Since he want's your nomnompear,
He his birdrights will declare,
When he shits in your hair, so fair ...
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Let's get crazy
We are all lazy
Wake up and smell the daisies
Let's have babies
Sex without condoms, insanely
Let my Willy guide you to safety
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Goal Stockhausen Sr. Member

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Goal Stockhausen Sr. Member

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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2016 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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Jaja! This I read on FB.
One of the new "randoms" that volunteered to the new Swedish silliness is (was ) an older lady, Sara. A good Swede, that loves her country and wanted to help, with the message about it's excellence. Full of expectations she answered her first call.
"Hi this is Sara in Sweden, speaking."
"Hi, this is Santos from South America. Are you married?"
"Yes, I am! And very happily!"
"And do you have a camera on your computer?"
"Sorry, we have no computer."
"No computer? But I wanna netfuck your husband. Do he like that?"
"What do you mean now?"
" Netfuck, netfuck. Do you live in the stone-age there in Sweden. Never heard of netfuck?"
" No, and here we are supposed to talk about my beautiful country."
"Mierda de perro."
The random good Swede disconnects... |
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fuck Sr. Member

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Goal Stockhausen Sr. Member

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Goal Stockhausen Sr. Member

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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:46 am Post subject: |
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I answered the phone, and gosh what a luck,
The guy, that called, was a brother Fuck,
He lived in Alabama and drove a truck,
And voted on Trump a politic-eunuch,
I told him about Swedes, so very schmuck,
But that some from "schnapps" got really dumbstruck,
And sus-trömming, he asked, is it really so yuck,
And I had to admit, it is worse than muck,
I loved to talk to that Alabamahuck,
And now I feel like a thunderstrucked duck...
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