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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:27 am    Post subject: Omegle Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I attempted to give this Omegle.com website a try today. The premise is, you are paired up with a random stranger and must have a chat conversation with them. This has got to be the most useless site i've ever seen. Mildly entertaining though, for a few minutes anyway. Here are a few of the conversations I had. If any of you guys troll on this thing....post it here for my entertainment. Laughing

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: yo
Stranger: asl ?
You: oh so i'm an asshole now
Stranger: age , sex and location
You: I'll have sex with anyone, anywhere.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: helloooooooooooooooooooooo!
Stranger: hello
You: We're past that now.
Stranger: from?
You: to!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: where are you to?
Stranger: japan
You: you are from JAPAN??
You: konichiwa!
Stranger: where is konichiwa?
You: you claim to be from japan but you don't know how to say hi in japanese?
You: what kind of moron are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Stranger: Okay, let’s play a game. It begins like a regular conversation, and after six minutes, you guess the other person’s asl. The rules:
Complete honesty is required.
Once you reveal your true asl, you must prove it with a picture or something else.
You: that sounds like a retarded game
You: I say we play scrabble instead
You: I'll make the default grid

X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X X X X
Stranger: I LOST THE GAME
Stranger: asshole
You: I'll randomly assign you some letters: X X X Q Z Z (hey sorry man, so it goes...)
Stranger: oh thank you
Stranger: how very nice
You: ok my turn first
You:
X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X P H A L L U S X X

X X X X X X X X X X
You: I think I got like a hundred points! You're up, kid!!
Stranger: fuck you
X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X Q X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X P H A L L U S X X

X X X X X X X X X X
You: I'm pretty sure sexual relations are not in the scrabble rulebook. I'm going to have to deduct some points. You're at -10.
You: Ok, my turn again. Let me see!!
You: X H A M S T E R X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X Q X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X P H A L L U S X X

X X X X X X X X X X
You: Looks like I got another 300 points!! YEAH BABY!
Stranger:
X H A M S T E R X X

X X X X X X X X X X

X X X X X X X Q X X

X X X / B / X X X X

X P H A L L U S X X

X X X X X X X X X X
You: Jee, sorry! The XXBXX is not in the scrabble dictionary! Unless thats some kind of porn site, i'm going to have to deduct another 200 points!
You: Alright! I'm up again!
Stranger: dick
Stranger: cumdupster
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:48 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Laughing The second chat session was awesome.

Stranger: where is konichiwa?

Laughing Moron.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:53 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Quote:
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl plz
You: 21 m seattle
Stranger: gay
You: straight
Stranger: ass hole ur gay


Quote:
Stranger: Kleeborp.
Stranger: FUMANCHU
Stranger: Kleeborp.
Stranger: YOURABADCATMAN
Stranger: Kleeborp.
Stranger: YESYOUARE
Stranger: Sorry I just have really syrupy diarreah

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Stranger: hello send me a naked pic of u plz
You: asl
Stranger: 17 m usa

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:13 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Syrupy diahrrea!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:24 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I tried it and I think mine gets some sort of anti-prize Laughing

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:26 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

and a second try:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: yes, all three =)
Stranger: what?
You have disconnected.


Very useful site that!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:32 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

@ Jens: Ha, I did the "yes, all three" before. Always amusing.
Your first attempt should definitely get a Guinness nomination. I think your conversational partner got cold feet.

This guy didn't even give me a chance to thank him for the compliment.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: heyy
You: Do I know you?
Stranger: i don't know
You: Then why are you chatting with me?
Stranger: cause i want to know if u a girl
You: I try to be one by day
You: but not by night
Stranger: ...
You: my voice betrays me though
You: and my Adam's apple
You: and my beard
Stranger: fuck off
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:41 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Quote:
You: Helloooo!
Stranger: hey
You: what are you? Smile
Stranger: f
You: really? you're an f? that's a hard life i suppose
You: isn't it? hmmm
Stranger: yea
You: how do you get along with other letters?
Stranger: not so well
Your conversational partner has disconnected


Quote:
You: hello!
Stranger: hey
You: I want to kill myself
Your conversational partner has disconnected


Quote:

You: hi!
Stranger: hi hello there
Stranger: hi!?
Stranger: korean?
Stranger: if you are korean
Stranger: please click the disconnect
Stranger: merci:(
You: can you speak french?
You: je suis de la bas
Stranger: i think you are not a french
Stranger: hahahaha
You: oui...
Stranger: you
You: comment je peux faire que tu me crois?
Stranger: >
Stranger: where is your french keyboard?
You: ici... morceau de merde
You: chez-moi
Stranger: fuck!!!
You: no, fuck you Smile
Stranger: thx
Stranger: haha anyway
Stranger: so where are you live in little french?
You: you have flawless grammar as I can see Smile
You: je suis de lion
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you are a lion?
Stranger: thts so funny
You: yes, you're an idiot as I can tell
Stranger: yepyep
Stranger: so you are a ...french?
You: yea
You: isn't that amazing?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: anyway...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i dnk
Stranger: so where r u live in fr
Stranger: lots of my friend is .french
Stranger: now , i'm in europe
Stranger: so i can't speak and write...and.......etc....in french.
You: what's your mother tongue?
You: spanissh? german?
Stranger: nope...
Stranger: now
Stranger: i live in.. suisse
Stranger: fuck!!!!
You: vraiment??.... ils parlent francais la-bas...
Stranger: yepyep
Stranger: lots of suisse's people
You: oder deustch... kannst du deutsch sprechen? Smile
Stranger: perfectly
Stranger: spick
Stranger: french
You: francais ou allemande?
Stranger: dont talk about
You: deutsch oder frankzösich?
Stranger: germans
You: u hate them?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you are a genie ...for..language?
You: are you a jew?
Stranger: jew? no...
Stranger: but my friend is jew...
You: that's good, that you're not because I kind of hate them Smile
Stranger: why?
Stranger: why do you hate them?
You: do you know what a neo-nazi is?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: but Rassismus is bad
You: would you willingly share your table with a jew???
You: that's disgusting...
Stranger: no
Stranger: but
Stranger: jew have a...diffrent custom....
Stranger: Dreyfus Affair,,,,,,
Stranger: in france.
Stranger: hhhhhhhaaa
Stranger: L'affaire Dreyfus...is badass
Stranger: so long so long
You: BULLSHIT!! HITLER IST GOTT!!! DER NEUES WELTES GOTT!!! ICH WERDE DIR FICKEN VORAUS!
Stranger: are you mad?
You: so long my dick Smile
You: nope
Stranger: haha
You: im pretty smart Smile
Stranger: yesyes
You: i used a brainmeter so u can trust me Smile
Stranger: yes...
Stranger: yor are stuck up french.
Stranger: haha right?
You: nope Im a cosmopolitan u know
You: im of the world
Stranger: you are a magazine?
Stranger: cosmopolitan?
Stranger: hahaha
You: youre truly an idiot my friend Smile
Stranger: yesyes
You: do you know what a dictionary is?
Stranger: dictionary is?
Stranger: is a book..pocket book
Stranger: uselesss
Stranger: in the world
You: yeah
Stranger: hahahahahah
You: its shit
Stranger: okay.
You: do you like nietzche?
You: he's my god Smile
Stranger: you are so smart
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: about 70% people in this site
Stranger: they doesnt know about nietzche
You: its true
Stranger: if you are a teen
Stranger: you are a smartest student in your class...
You: not really...
You: im really lazy
Stranger: lazy?
Stranger: lazy french.
You: i just sleep in class Smile
Stranger: sleep in class?
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: live in paris?
Stranger: i love paris
You: no, I said i live in lion
Stranger: you didnt say
Stranger: where r you live in!!!!!
Stranger: lyon?
Stranger: lion is an animal
You: lion is lyon's capital
Stranger: soooooorrry
Stranger: i'm a idiot
Stranger: idiottttttt
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you are a sooo mart
Stranger: do you know about my schoo;l?
Stranger: suisse's boarding school
Stranger: fuck....
Stranger: yester day was ...math test....tomorrow is...french test....hajajajajaja
Stranger: today was history test....
Stranger: no holiday
You: I see
You: dont u have a fucking class there?
You: in which you can fuck your teacher? Smile
Stranger: fucking class?
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: there are lots of grandma
Stranger: here is...lots of french , russian (even ukraine) , american asian)korean / japan
You: what are you then?
Stranger: strangely american is..nerd.....in the school
Stranger: european is the best!!!
Stranger: i love eu eueueueueueueueu
Stranger: i hate pound
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do you know about korea and japan?
Stranger: its the leader of asian group...but ..it's ssss so nerd...
Stranger: most powerful student 1.european .especially ,from france 2.aroud europe 3.american 4. eastern european 5.asian-african
Stranger: are you there? listen to my .............
You: im reading not listening
Stranger: haha
You: that's phisically imposible
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you are sooooooo smart
Stranger: i love italiansexy guy
Stranger: but french guy is so cute Smile
You: thanks Smile
You: but im a girl
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: french girl have a...
Stranger: sense of....
Stranger: fashion? hhaha
Stranger: not a hollywood style..so i love them...
Stranger: their own style...french girl
Stranger: love itt
Stranger: english man is badass... so nerd..so ugly
You: I know and its awfull because i have to fuck at least one every week Sad
Stranger: you have to fuck
Stranger: every week?
You: do you know the meaning of prostitution?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: my spanish is greater than my english
Stranger: first lanuage is
Stranger: french
Stranger: next
Stranger: spanish
Stranger: 3
Stranger: american
Stranger: ...fuckfuckfuck
Stranger: i hate my english-french keyboard
Stranger: so nerd
Stranger: so gay
Stranger: you are a whore?
Stranger: reall?
Stranger: prostitution??
You: yes Smile
Stranger: haha
You: I love to buy clothes so i fuck guys
Stranger: but your english is pretty good
You: im a smart bitch Smile
Stranger: if you dont love them...
Stranger: but you can fuck him?
You: yes, you just open your legs and let him do the job Smile
Stranger: oh my god
You: its like getting your nails done, but u get paid
Stranger: are you okay?
Stranger: how many times fuck ...in...1day
Stranger: how old are you?
You: around 5, depends on the day
You: im 17
Stranger: omg
Stranger: 17?
Stranger: are you going to school?
Stranger: high school?
You: yes Smile that's where I get most of my clients
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: your classmate is....
Stranger: your clinets?
You: they're friends too, but I fuck them if they pay me
You: Smile
Stranger: oh my god...
Stranger: how muchis it?
Stranger: musch is it?
Stranger: 200?
You: nope, my friends pay just $10 per hour, strangers $11
Stranger: 200 franc?
Stranger: just a girl.....17....
Stranger: oh my god..
Stranger: when you fuck with your client
Stranger: hows your feeling?
Stranger: excited?
Stranger: when is your first prostitution?
You: yeaaaaa, its really good, sometimes i get some really hot guys and they fuck 3 times in a row like rabbits Smile
You: i started when i was 12
Stranger: oh my god...
Stranger: you are a girl!!!! just a girl
Stranger: sensitive and enocent
Stranger: $10 is...5 franc? 6 franc?
Stranger: are your parents know about this situation?
You: we use euros here
Stranger: 5 euro?
You: and yes, my parents are in the business too Smile
Stranger: oh....
You: something around 5 euros
You: Smile
Stranger: wow....
Stranger: do you know about
Stranger: castilon family?
Stranger: castillon? family?
Stranger: de castillon...
You: I don't think so
You: I dont ask for names when I word u know
Stranger: what?
Stranger: hjaha okay
You: work*
Stranger: alright
Stranger: anyway...
Stranger: please stop...prosituation
Stranger: its bad for your health
Stranger: haha...
You: but i use condoms Smile
Stranger: even your virginaly
Stranger: virginality....
You: i lost it long ago
Stranger: you can blow job?
Stranger: when is your first fuck?
You: yes, im really good blowing :p
Stranger: oh my god..
Stranger: when is your first fuck?
Stranger: it was...by gang?
Stranger: 12?
You: nope, it was with a neighbor when i was 10
Stranger: oh my god
You: he was shy and i had to do all the job
Stranger: who is it?
Stranger: who is it? neighbor
Stranger: a boy?
Stranger: 10 years old boy?
Stranger: did you love him?
You: yes, I still do Smile
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: he is your boyfriend?
You: he helps me in my job too, if someone wants a threesome
You: yes he is
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: he know about prosituation?
Stranger: threesome is.....weird..you are a 17 french girl
You: its; fairly common to have foursomes here
You: you just need condoms and lots of chocolate fudge Smile
Stranger: omg
Stranger: fuge...
Stranger: oh my god
You: melted chocolate to put it over your body
You: and the others lick it off
You: its tasty
Stranger: omg
Stranger: do you have a facebook?
Stranger: did you fuck foreigner?
Stranger: if your client is...african /because lots of african live in france/ or asian....will you doing your job?
You: yep, those have massive dicks Smile
You: one of them made me bleed
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: because so big?
You: yep Smile
Stranger: african's dick is massive.
Stranger: but...asian?Confused
Stranger: and did you fuck foriegner?
You: asians have tiny penises
You: i dont fuck them that often
Stranger: but you did it?
You: I fucked guys from all over the world, from el salvador, the US, germany, Cuba, russia and mainly from iceland
Stranger: i love gaspard ulliel..haha
Stranger: german have a tiny cock
Stranger: iceland is....hmmm indian?
Stranger: look like asisan?
You: no, they're quite muscular
You: their dicks look like sledgehammers Smile
Stranger: haha
Stranger: cool
Stranger: but...do you know about gaspard ulliel?
Stranger: lots of my french friend...they look like gaspard ulliel
You: yes, he's hot
Stranger: and the funny shit is...my jew(girl) friend and austrian friend is....
Stranger: fight....for 10 years
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: do you know why?
You: why?
Stranger: austrian friend is a boy...
Stranger: austrian friend's grandfather is nazi
Stranger: famous nazi's leader
You: i hate jews
You: they must die
Stranger: haha
Stranger: did you fuck the jew?
Stranger: bye
Stranger: no bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:55 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Should I put a link to the” to catch a predator" website?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:10 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

icecab21 wrote:
Should I put a link to the” to catch a predator" website?


Why don't you take a seat? Have a seat right over there...

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ Chris_hansen

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:53 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Shocked Shocked Shocked

I have tested it too. Not my cup of tea.. Hahaha

You,Hi there!
Stranger. Hi there yourself.Are you a guy or a lady?
Y.I'm a girl and I am 23 years old and live in Phallas in Texas. On a ranch. Where do you live?
S. In New York city.And I am a guy 31. A stockbroker You mean Dallas?
Y.Of course not.If I say Phallas I mean Phallas.
S. Ok ok Never heard of it. Where in Texas.
Y Close to Bush. I know him well.
S You do? And I know Mrs Clinton.
Y Great haha. How is she?.
S She is OK but let us talk about you. You seem to be very nice.
Y Yes I am rather nice and I like to be here with all the cats we have here.
S Cats? Would you like to come to NY. I have a cat.
Y Yes...But I am going to Europe soon.So you break stocks? In NY?
S You are a funny girl I think and beautiful and hot

Can't you make a stop in NY on your way?
Y. Why?
S, To meet me. I think we could hit it off.
Y Hot? Hit what off?
S. Oh you know what I mean.
Y No I don't.
S I think I am in love with you already.I will pay you for your journey. I kiss you now.
Y Blääääääää Bye bye stockbroker 31.


End of my story with Stranger.In NyCity close to Clinton Family. My A-family is all I need.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:30 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Have anybody tried http://chatroulette.com/ ? It's Omegle with webcams.

This pic pretty much tells you everything you need to know about chatroulette:

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:12 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

http://chatroulette.com/

i guess here one can count the number of random people jacking off they find

one person actually had that why don't you take a seat.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:13 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Some of those were great Laughing
This one was another classic. Biglaugh

Quote:
Stranger: hi
You: hello!
Stranger: aSl?
You: yes
You: E/N/P?
Stranger: what's that?
You: I'm asking for your measurements- ear/nose/phallus.
Stranger: why
You: I'm the one asking questions here.
You: E/N/P?
Stranger: suck my dick
You: Only if you tell me your "P"
You: Thats kinda the point, man...
Stranger: 7 inches
You: I asked for P, not N.
Stranger: soo?
You: I'm here for a casual hookup and you're not making things easy for me...
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what do you want to know?
You: E/N/P (looks like we have a real einstein on our hands)
Stranger: lol...
Stranger: like i said before
Stranger: idk what that is..
You: And like I said before, its ear/nose/phallus. You're trying my patience.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: well
Stranger: phallus
Stranger: 7 inches
Stranger: ear and nose i really don't know.
Stranger: [;
You: What if we meet up, and despite your enormous macrophallus you have ears like an elephant and a nose like a woodpecker?
Stranger: that i gurantee i don't have.
You: A spellchecker?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: funnny?
You: To an educated audience.
Stranger: right
You: wrong.
You: E/N/P?
Stranger: look
Stranger: i just
Stranger: want
Stranger: you to
Stranger: suck
Stranger: on my dick
Stranger: really good
Stranger: that's all i want.
You: E/N/P?
Stranger: 12/10/7
You: Your nose is ten inches long. This is EXACTLY what I was afraid of. See, I was asking for a reason ,man!!
You: This isn't going to work out. Bye.
You have disconnected.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:26 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Quote:
Stranger: age?
You: yes
You: age of empires 3
You: wanna play? Join ip 74.332.145.23
Stranger: ...
You: cya in game
You have disconnected.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:50 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

did not save it but one dude was asking to pay money for people to have sex with his cat.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:04 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Haha! I love that page Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:34 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I am officially addicted to trolling on this thing Laughing
(Go figure) Yelrotflmao

Quote:
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: why do you ask?
You: are you looking for a date?
You: Here?
You: Really!?
Stranger: what?
You: You heard me!
You: Are you here for sex?
Stranger: no
Stranger: talk with others
You: snore
You: Sorry, I have a rare medical condition- I fall asleep when lied to.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
You: Don't tell me that just turned you on...!
Stranger: no
You: how convincing...
Stranger: haha
You: don't play cute with me please.
Stranger: you are create diffculties
You: Your eloquence is unparalleled.
Stranger: sure?
Stranger: haha
You: I'd leave this conversation but I really would feel better about myself if you left instead. Mind mashing the "disconnect" button in the lower left corner of this window? Sorry- its a pride thing.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:26 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes This is what I got from Venezuela Boy in confidence.

Stranger, Pedo. Hi!
VBoy, Hi yourself.
SP. Who are you?
VBoy. I'm boy flom Venezuela: Im 12 yor will be 13 next yer.
SP.Yesss. Great Just what I am looking for. What do you like to do, boy?
VBoy. Play futbaoll and talk about Strato.
SP. Sooo sweet. And who can that Strato be? Some little friend?
VBoy. Nonono. Its a finich band. The best. Sorry mi englese.
SP. Do you have a relation with them?
VBOy. Relation?Confused They never come here. Do you know when they come to Venezuela?
SP.No I have no idea...
VBoy. I will not taljk more to you when you dont know. I will call someone else
Disconnect.

Call again.

VBoy. Hi
Stranger. Hi there.
VBoy. Hi I am flom Venezuela. Caracas.
St. So strange. Me too.Funny. Where do you live?
VBoy. On Santa Hurega. Nr 274.
St. What? Is your name Juan?
VBoy. Yes.
St. Than you are one of my sons. Perde.
VBoy When shall we eat?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:45 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

AAAAAAAAA wrote:
Rolling Eyes This is what I got from Venezuela Boy in confidence.

Stranger,Pedo. Hi!
VBoy,Hi yourself.
SP. Who are you?
VBoy. I'm boy flom Venezuela: Im 12 yor will be 13 next yer.
SP.Yesss. Great Just what I am looking for. What do you like to do,boy?
VBoy.Play futbaoll and talk about Strato.
SP. Sooo sweet. And who can that Strato be? Some little friend?
VBoy.Nonono. Its a finich band. The best. Sorry mi englese.
SP. Do you have a relation with them?
VBOy. Relation????They never come here. Do you know when they come to Venezuela?
SP.No I have no idea...
VBoy. I will not taljk more to you when you dont know. I will call someone else
Disconnect.

Call again.

VBoy. Hi
Stranger. Hi there.
VBoy. Hi I am flom Venezuela. Caracas.
St. So strange. Me too.Funny . Where do you live?
VBoy. On Santa Hurega. Nr 274.
St. What? Is your name Juan?
VBoy. Yes.
St. Than you are one of my sons. Perde.
VBoy When shall we eat?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:40 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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Stranger i
Stranger hi
You Hi, my name is Pekka Nurmi- how are you?
Stranger Pretty good, and you?
Stranger btw, 19 Male here Smile
You Not bad.
You I am a 43 year old Finnish goatfarmer. I live on the border of Russia and Finland.
You Have you ever met someone from Finland?
Stranger not really,sorry
You That's ok.
You Can I ask you a question, I know it may seem strange.
You Is there any room under your bed?
You I mean- any free space underneath? (I mean under the bed, not the sheets)
Stranger yeah, there is
You I was wondering, is there any way I can stay down there for a while?
You I can try to breathe really quetly and I really won't bother you at all.
You Just for one weekend, I need a place to stay.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:37 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Quote:
Stranger: hi I am prince charming
You: a frog?
Stranger: no
Stranger: a prince
You: a frog prince
Stranger: Smile
Stranger: please save me
You: and turn you into a newt


Quote:

Stranger: I have a glass of pee next 2 me, wht should I do with it?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:21 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Laughing
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello...Mrs. Parker? *calling outside door* Anybody home?
You: I lost my cat Sad
You: Have you seen him?
You: He is 12 ft tall and has a bushy phallus
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my canary ate my cat
Stranger: hi stranger
You: MY CANARY ATE MY CAT
Stranger: sorry
You: I miss him
You: D:
You: He was big
You: 12ft to be exact
You: and don't even ask me about his phallus
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:22 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heya stranger
You: STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN is at it again
Stranger: Do you have a pussy? With the titts and stuff?
Stranger: YOu are typing too slow
You: You could have argued the fact that my phallus is contoversial in some sort, while the hippocampus is getting all worked up
Stranger: Wow
You: Tell me, do you possess a bowflex?
Stranger: And educated pussy :O
Stranger: Nice to meet you
Stranger: Whats your name honey
You: Some people call me The Stranger, while others see me as a humble and retractable person
You: But... do you have a bowflex?
Stranger: Ok cool, you're all misterious and shit Surprised
Stranger: I like that
Stranger: You're probably cool to hang with but I'd corrupt you and I dont want that to happen Smile
Stranger: You're a good girl arent ya?
You: To my knowledge, it is an honour to declare my sexual identity. However, I must know if you have a bowflex!
Stranger: Can you cook?
You: I can eat!
You: but the bowflex... do you have one?
Stranger: Bowflex is the brand name for a series of exercise machines used for strength training and cardio training, marketed and sold by Nautilus, Inc.. They are primarily sold through the use of infomercials.
Stranger: I don't know what a bowflex is honey Smile
You: Indeed, do you have one?
You: Sad
You: I'm sorry, but I need someone with a bowflex
Stranger: Why is that
You: A guy named STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN has regular intercourse with the almighty God Priapus. He needs a bowflex to stay in shape
Stranger: That sounds so amazingly sexy
Stranger: Does your god have tentacles?
You: Tell me about it. I host myself under their bed. They are always busy
Stranger: Because if so I'm gonna jizz in my pants
You: I love that song, but can you send me a bowflex?
You: I live in Phalluzuela
Stranger: If you give me cyberhead, okay
You: >start /b/
Stranger: 8xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxD <- my cock, suck it now
Stranger: Suck eet nao biatch
You: It is filled with Xs
Stranger: Cut the shit, time to fuck
You: STDs you know
Stranger: irrellevant, time to fuck
You: cybersex is dangerous when you don't have a cybercondom
Stranger: You do as I say BIATCH
Stranger: Now suck it
Stranger: Thats right
You: According to my IQ of over 9000, I must rely to the fact that you don't have a bowflex
You: And that is something I cannot tolerate
Stranger: You damn /b/tard
You: You see, I need a man with a bowflex
Stranger: You know you sold your soul, fool!
You: Some spooky man, named icecab, who lives ten minutes away from a man named AAAAAAAAAAA, needs love
Stranger: Irrellevant, time to fuck ... Suck it now 9xxxxxxxxxxD
Stranger: As you can see I'm Hitler because I only have two minus one balls
Stranger: aye
You: If I suck the 9XD, can I have the bowflex?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: If you suck my cock I find you a gay man with a bowflex
You: No no no... that won't work. STINKY is precarious with his lovers. I remember I once gave him fishliveroil, but he denied. I must have a bowflex to start a relationship
Stranger: Its only cybersex, no emotions or thus relationships involved - now obey you useless cunt
Stranger: I just want to stick the tip in and then we see how it feels
You: You call me names? Fine! I will call you a hircine, a compremesis, a miserere, a caprylic, a buncombe, an ignoramus, a cretin, and of course, a meretrix!
Stranger: How come you have high IQ and still you prefer to be a troll if you could do so much more usefull things in this world
Stranger: Youre probably arround 20, do you know you have only 40 more years to life?
Stranger: I know it because I died once and never lifed to the fullest
Stranger: now that I'm reborn as Hitler I tell you you have to do everything to make oyur dreams happen
You: trolling? no. It is altering with time and space. You see, the capacity of a bowflex is exponentially powerful. Everytime I use it, time disorts itself
Stranger: Even if it involves killing massive ammounts of jewish people
Stranger: I actually just here because I want some porn
Stranger: Send me some porn
Stranger: And you can stay here knowing Im jizzing to your porn
Stranger: Give me porn feed me porn now zalgo....
You: Have you checked the "Yeah Thread"?
You: there is porn.. a lot of porn in the Yeah Thread
Stranger: HE WHO HIDES BEHIND THE WALL
You: gets a bowflex?
Stranger: You now have a virus
Stranger: Have fun
Stranger: And youre know blinking manually
You: Some strange signs. I need a bowflex
Stranger: And your head is itching
Stranger: and youre breathing manually
You: It's spinning!
You: breathing heavely, actually
Stranger: and you hear the final countdown in your head
Stranger: you see a black cat
You: were-cat
Stranger: you see two guys fucking each others assholes
Stranger: i totally mindfuck you right now
You: interesting!
Stranger: its part of the virus
Stranger: you can see your own mother getting boned by some nigger cock
You: I am corrupted. My registry is in extreme need of a bowflex
Stranger: youre now breathing manually
You: no no... heavely breathing!
Stranger: youre now blinking manually
You: Phalluzuela is going to attack for this
Stranger: think of a number between one and four
You: 3
Stranger: dont tell me
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 3
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: okay
Stranger: next try
Stranger: dont tell me dumbass
You: 2
Stranger: think of a number between 1 and 10
Stranger: 7
Stranger: Surprised
You: 6
Stranger: HAR
Stranger: No
Stranger: youre wrong
Stranger: wrong
Stranger: okay
Stranger: wrong
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Think of a tool and a colour
Stranger: hammer and red
Stranger: HAR
Stranger: HAR
Stranger: HAR
Stranger: HAR
You: red bowflex
Stranger: Mindfucked
Stranger: Do you know
Stranger: about them puas
Stranger: Them PickUp artists
Stranger: Who fuck every girl they wanna fuck
Stranger: You heard about them
You: No, but I heard about the Three-Wolf Moon!
Stranger: You male right?
Stranger: Lets have serious conversation now
Stranger: I think youre a cool person
Stranger: You behave really nice
You: How dare you! Question my sexualiy in a represive intent. I must give you an ultimatum demanding a bowflex
Stranger: Tell me
Stranger: I can make your dreams come true
Stranger: in regards to pussy
You: Cats are aweful and decieving... do you have a dog?
Stranger: I have a cock
Stranger: And you have one too
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Because
Stranger: There are no such things as female trolls
Stranger: Xcept the ugly ones
You: In the name of Priapus, I must know if you can send a bowflex to Phalluzuela ASAP
Stranger: That are more male than female
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: done
Stranger: Wish granted
Stranger: It must be there allready
You: I love you brother <3
Stranger: Now tell me
Stranger: Do you want to know about them PUAs?
You: Place Under AAAAAAAAAAAAs? I know that place
You: it is in Seattle
Stranger: Pick Up Artist
You: And somehow in a ranch
You: in Texas
Stranger: Pussy fucker
Stranger: Comon
Stranger: Lets change the world
Stranger: So everyone can have a bwoflexth
You: Starting from Phallas, Texas!
Stranger: thou shalt not thou
Stranger: Phallazuela sure
You: No no no! Phalluzuela is the empire. Phallas is the capital
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Is it a pun
Stranger: Like
Stranger: Venezuela or something?
Stranger: Like
Stranger: With phallus
Stranger: Penis and shit
Stranger: Is your empire gay?
You: No... Phalluzuela is a hairy jungle off the coast of Seattle. It is a mess. One time we could not install a sanitary code. There were feces everywhere!
Stranger: What are feces
Stranger: Im not a native english speaker
You: Have you heard of a thesaurus?
Stranger: Like dinosaurus and shit?
Stranger: T Rex?
You: Rhymes with Tolkkisaurus
You: Have you seen one??
Stranger: A T rex?
You: no. A TOLKKIsaurus
Stranger: I read one once
You: really?
Stranger: But then I have to say yes now because why is itthat tollkii saurus is black
You: hahahaha no he's just fat Very Happy
You: say hi to the forum!
Stranger: What forum
You: StratoForum!
Stranger: give link
You: You can make a great A family I bet
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Give me link
Stranger: To porn or forum
Stranger: I dont care
Stranger: Give me porn
Stranger: I prefer porn feed me porn
You: Fine fine... it's purple.com
Stranger: nice
You: Your eyes will shatter!
Stranger: there is no purple.com
Stranger: Sad
Stranger: you deciefer
You: :O There is. Did you type it correctly?
Stranger: traitor
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I made some tasty copypasta
You: copypasta! Can you make a copybowflex?
You: PLEAAAAAAAASE!
Stranger: Yup wish granted
Stranger: You now have a copybowflex
Stranger: now suck my cocketycock
You: And could you make one that gives you fishliveroil?
Stranger: k
Stranger: http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/m/ maxblackrabbit/3110.jpg
Stranger: That is so sexy
Stranger: Dont you agree
You: it says black...
You: I'm scared of checking it
You: MIDITEK will succomb the KKK and kill all of them
Stranger: Its two nightelf femalse and a human female sucking and fingering eacht other
Stranger: its totally hot
Stranger: Hes such a great artist
You: Human? I want ducks!
Stranger: He has furry too
Stranger: Like cats and dogs and ducks and shit
You: Ducks make my day
You: Smile
Stranger: I prefer them nightelfs
Stranger: are you still virgin?
Stranger: I am Sad
Stranger: How does sex feel like?
You: No because I prefer Fender
You: Virgin Mary is no match for Priapus
Stranger: I know you play your role good but now its getting boring, cant you speak about more hillarious shit?
You: Have you ever heard of the were-cat?
You: Pekka Nurmi and Uncle Onkel and A9 captured this savage beast
Stranger: Now you're trying too hard
You: I missed the action, because snow fell in Phalluzuela
Stranger: wow I'd pay you if you stop right now
Stranger: really
Stranger: Thats so bad its like worst trolling ever
Stranger: and thats what your mother said
You: BAHAHAHA YOu must say hi to the forum. It will make sense to them!
Stranger: Im gonna smoke smome more weed and then i leave you here
You: Noooooo! Drugs are bad! And BEG insists in another bowflex
You: *Never gonna give you up*
You: Listening to this song
You: Regardless, have you ever been to Phalluzuela?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:01 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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I admit when he said "Hammer and Red" I was surprised you didn't mention our favorite movie series Biglaugh
But overall, very nicely done!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:07 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
I admit when he said "Hammer and Red" I was surprised you didn't mention our favorite movie series Biglaugh


He put some weird programming code that looked like a virus and I wasn't able to read that part. I could not post it here in this forum because it said there is an error. But thank you, though! Mushy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:57 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

This next one is in honor of you, NEA Laughing

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Stranger: Heeyy
You: Hello
Stranger: what`s up?
You:
The ostrich roams the great sahara,
Its mouth is wide- its neck is narra'
It has such long and lofty legs,
I'm glad it SITS to lay its eggs!
Stranger: wtf???
You: Have you ever seen the film "Hammer 6"? Its the opening theme song. An absolute classic!
You: I received a copy of this movie free with the purchase of my BowFlex(tm).
Stranger: no
Stranger: :O
Stranger: :O
You: Can you do me a quick favor, friend?
You: Could you say BYE to PABLO for me?
Stranger: what?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:49 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Laughing A true classic.
And that video is very meaningful fyi Rolling Eyes Laughing

Oh well, Living Poets Society forever! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:53 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Laughing Another classic
Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey~
You: Khello! I am from Ukraine. The greatest counttry on earthh
Stranger: awesome!
You: Are you sarcastic? O'K I have to smash board
You: My name is Igor
Stranger: hi igor
You: Igor Danyleyko
You: I am the mayor of Kiev
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:22 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You inspired me a bit Laughing

Quote:
You: Khello!
Stranger: hi
You: My name is Sergey, I come from Ukraine (the GREATEST!!! country in world)
You: How you do?
Stranger: Greatest?
Stranger: What's good in Ukraine?
You: Ukraine has best MUSICS best CULTURES best INDUSTRIES best PEOPLE best GIRLS!!!!
You: we are GREATEST PEOPLES IN THE WORLD!!
Stranger: There's nothing good, social care sucks, people are starving, whole policy of that country just SUCKS ASS.
You: Hey, I come from Ukraine, you not tell me UKRAINE is weak!
You: UKRAINE is game to you?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: Just telling the facts.
Stranger: You said it's the best country
You: HOW ABOUT I COME OVER THERE AND SMASH YOUR BOARD TO PIECES?!?!?!?
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