In Flames: Crawl Thru Knives (beginning of chorus)
"It's in my hands, the sky" --> "It's in my ass, this guy"
Selena Gomez: Good for You (beginning of song)
"I'm on my fourteen carats" --> "I'm on my farting carrots"
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- Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:22 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: misheard lyrics
- Replies: 10
- Views: 5025
- Fri Nov 06, 2020 11:05 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: STRATOVARIUS LOT OF VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE
- Replies: 703
- Views: 412145
Re: STRATOVARIUS LOT OF VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE
By now he's built himself such a dubious reputation I sometimes wonder how come he still finds people willing to collaborate with him.
- Wed Nov 04, 2020 11:37 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: STRATOVARIUS LOT OF VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE
- Replies: 703
- Views: 412145
Re: STRATOVARIUS LOT OF VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE
Timo says Erik wanted to do some Strato songs Timo had never played before, and jokingly calls him an asshole for that.
- Sat Oct 10, 2020 10:50 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: What bands / albums do you recommend?
- Replies: 66
- Views: 21003
Re: What bands / albums do you recommend?
why all the Powermetal bands sound so generic?... is the style of production or what.... :err: My guess is that "everything" has already been made, and it's simply getting more and more difficult to come up with something original. Theoretically it's possible to create tens of billions of different...
- Fri Oct 09, 2020 12:06 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: What bands / albums do you recommend?
- Replies: 66
- Views: 21003
Re: What bands / albums do you recommend?
I would recommend Savage Circus for people who enjoy the classic Blind Guardian sound of 90’s. Towards the end of his time in BG the drummer Thomen Stauch had grown dissatisfied with the band’s musical direction, inspiring him to start a band that would play music similar to older BG. In Jens Carlss...
- Sat May 30, 2020 10:09 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: STRATOVARIUS LOT OF VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE
- Replies: 703
- Views: 412145
Re: STRATOVARIUS LOT OF VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE
Found this interview from 2004, if somebody can add some English subs, I can only understand their names :lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yiy_DbTRzU There's hardly anything new and interesting. The interview was done when the publicity stunts were going. "Fistfight" between TT and TK, TK and ...
- Sat May 16, 2020 5:36 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
- Replies: 524
- Views: 144844
Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
some random stuff but also a little behind the scenes of strato story, just found out that Jari K was fired because we wanted to bring his now-wife to a listening party and Tolkki fired him via text message. cold AF. In his new book Tolkki says he didn't fire him, but Jari himself wanted to leave b...
- Wed Apr 15, 2020 6:59 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
- Replies: 524
- Views: 144844
Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Let’s talk about the books you’ve written … you’ve just released “Loneliness Of A Thousand Years” and a formal autobiography, “Hymn to Live-Entr’acte”. Without going too deeply into the details, what can you tell me about these books? Yeah, let’s talk. However, the latter one has never been publish...
- Wed Apr 15, 2020 6:55 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
- Replies: 524
- Views: 144844
Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
https://www.is.fi/musiikki/art-2000006447903.html Apparently the biographical book will be released next week in Finland. No mention about the solo album, I wonder if that's still a going concern? Didn't he already release a book a few years ago? I think Loneliness of a Thousand Years came out in 2...
- Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:35 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: 2008 statements, Wayback Machine and the old.stratovarius.com stuff
- Replies: 46
- Views: 16569
- Sat Apr 11, 2020 11:38 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
- Replies: 524
- Views: 144844
Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
https://www.is.fi/musiikki/art-2000006447903.html
Apparently the biographical book will be released next week in Finland.
No mention about the solo album, I wonder if that's still a going concern?
Apparently the biographical book will be released next week in Finland.
No mention about the solo album, I wonder if that's still a going concern?
- Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:49 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: 2008 statements, Wayback Machine and the old.stratovarius.com stuff
- Replies: 46
- Views: 16569
Re: 2008 statements, Wayback Machine and the old.stratovarius.com stuff
Ah, I just remembered. Did he ever give away his guitar? I feel like he didn't. It looks like Luthor was out of luck on this one. Lehtiniemi says that Tolkki promised him payment. ”Because I believed money to be tight, it was arranged that I receive my payment in the form of two guitars. In the end...
- Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:09 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24198
Re: StratoUnited
Actually he said he's going to first release a solo album in March 2020 and the rock opera about Jesus is going to be later. He also made some Hitler jokes. He hopes a temporary "Strato United" could take place so that they could release a live DVD with that lineup. But he says neither him nor the r...
- Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:05 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24198
Re: StratoUnited
There's a new interview with TT in the Finnish (yellow) press. Here's the URL if someone wants to try it with a translator.
https://www.is.fi/musiikki/art-2000006294322.html
https://www.is.fi/musiikki/art-2000006294322.html
- Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:48 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Tolkki's new band with Jari K. "Infinite Vision"
- Replies: 38
- Views: 16289
Re: Tolkki's new band with Jari K. "Infinite Vision"
I would like to hear more about the Visions of Europe thing. It's the first time I've heard someone say it's re-recorded in studio. I believe Kotipelto once said he was getting worried over how much the band were drinking during the Visions tour, especially TT and JM. Maybe the performances weren't ...
- Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:57 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Tolkki's new band with Jari K. "Infinite Vision"
- Replies: 38
- Views: 16289
Re: Tolkki's new band with Jari K. "Infinite Vision"
"This is very, very bad"mocobhc wrote:
This is such a typical TT, I can't help but laugh. Another chapter from his infamous guidebook "How to piss off people in no time".
- Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:42 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: STRATOVARIUS LOT OF VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE
- Replies: 703
- Views: 412145
Re: STRATOVARIUS LOT OF VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpMe-f0leaA
Kiss of Judas live 25.11.2017 at Nivala, Finland
Jari Kainulainen substituting the absent Lauri Porra.
Kiss of Judas live 25.11.2017 at Nivala, Finland
Jari Kainulainen substituting the absent Lauri Porra.
- Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:12 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius keskustelu Suomeksi
- Topic: Loppuhuipennus klassisella kokoonpanolla?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 7367
Re: Loppuhuipennus klassisella kokoonpanolla?
Omasta mielestäni olisi aika kyseenalaista vetää viimeinen kiertue vanhalla kokoonpanolla. Se saisi Rolfin, Matiaksen ja Laurin näyttämään pelkiltä sijaisilta jotka saivat väistyä syrjään heti kun heitä ei enää tarvittu. Mahdollinen re-union pitäisi IMO toteuttaa mieluummin Helloweenin "Pumpkins Uni...
- Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:00 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Helloween - Pumpkins United
- Replies: 20
- Views: 13799
Re: Helloween - Pumpkins United
Deris still kicks Kiske's ass on the Keepers era stuff. How can Deris still be doing something he never even started doing in the first place? :P According to Grapow, one of the reasons he had started to be unhappy in Helloween was they had many good songs they didn't play live because Andi couldn'...
- Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:53 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Episode special shows in November
- Replies: 18
- Views: 17165
Re: Episode special shows in November
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afzjCret-3A
Night Time Eclipse live. Before this it was last played in 1996.
Night Time Eclipse live. Before this it was last played in 1996.
- Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:11 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Season of Chay-ee-ange.
- Replies: 10
- Views: 5129
Re: Season of Chay-ee-ange.
There's a time to live, there's a time to die-yi!
- Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:51 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Petition to change 'Stay-ee-ay' to 'Staaay'
- Replies: 40
- Views: 24409
Re: Petition to change 'Stay-ee-ay' to 'Staaay'
Since Kotipelto wrote the lyrics how can this be about Tolkki's dog??? To my understanding, Tolkki always gave his Strato compositions a title, even if it was someone else who did the actual lyrics. And yeah, Kotipelto said the lyrics are about an impossible relationship. btw, "Rape" is a rather co...
- Tue May 28, 2013 9:07 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Live shows
- Replies: 46
- Views: 25502
Re: Live shows
Jens songs are amazing too and they never played more than "king of nothing" "winter skies" and "move the mountain" in their entire life. I hope that changes now, cause dragons and castles in the air are a huge contribution to the whole nemesis. They did play "Why Are We Here?" and "Glory of the Wo...
- Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:04 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Hellish Rock Tour Pt2
- Replies: 7
- Views: 7746
Re: Hellish Rock Tour Pt2
I heard they've dropped Burning Sun and WiMM, in favour of I'm Alive and Steel Tormentor.Mormegil wrote:Not bad. Great to see Helloween has the balls to play so many songs from the new album.
- Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:06 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Jörg vs. Rolf
- Replies: 13
- Views: 11606
Re: Jörg vs. Rolf
Lassila.
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:38 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Unbreakable - with Jari Behm
- Replies: 13
- Views: 7273
Re: Unbreakable - with Jari Behm
Even the parts credited to Tuomo Lassila?eternity_strato wrote:Jari Behm has played every instrument in every Strato album.
- Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:35 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Rolf's very first live gig with Stratovarius...
- Replies: 81
- Views: 46632
Re: Rolf's very first live gig with Stratovarius...
tl;drGAGAGO wrote: I have been at my first Stratovariusconsert and it was SO fantastic. Today I am very hoarse. Yes I screamed.
Tonight I will go to my second Stratovarius-consert and i will try to scream as best I can. Finland is so awesome. Very clean and nice. The food is good.
- Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:05 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Where are they now: Ragehead91
- Replies: 31
- Views: 15625
Re: Where are they now: Ragehead91
I've heard the forum had been steadily dying for the last 2 years. Someone on the unofficial forum blamed the social media.NeverendingAbyss wrote: Was it because of bots?
- Thu May 31, 2012 10:29 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Where are they now: Ragehead91
- Replies: 31
- Views: 15625
Re: Where are they now: Ragehead91
I miss the pre-2004 version of Timo Tolkki.
Not too long ago I saw him posting on the (official) Helloween forum. Butt that board has now been shut down for good, I believe.Rebel wrote:So I take it nobody knows what happened to Ragehead?
- Thu May 31, 2012 10:22 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Countries thread!
- Replies: 55
- Views: 23838
Re: Countries thread!
Maybe NATO should attack Europe, destroy the Union, restore democracy and liberate the European nations.