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Happy excuse-to-drink-like-theres-no-tomorow Day (A.k.a birthday) I will set something on fire to conmemorate this day! *sets fire to school* Timeline |---Now----------At bar--------------------------tomorow---| |---*--------------*--------------------------------*---------| |--- :spin1: ------ :bee...

Gore metal - the hero comes, kills the dragon, throws away his intestines before the princess' eyes, fucks the princess, kills her, then he fucks her corpse, cuts her stomach open and eats her guts, then he fucks the corpse again, burns it and then fucks it again HAHAHAHAHA!!! :rotflmao1: :crazy2: J...

StratoFactor, yours is okay. Myne keeps messing up.

Oh, this is both
SPAM and my mail is k_krusha@hotmail.com (don't ask ) Oh, and ROCK ON \m/(>.<)\m/

Botello wrote:Some of you stayed there long enough to see Jens during Lacrimosa's concert... it was really funny !! He touched the guitarist on his back and he almost jumped, hahaha...
And both shows last night were amazing...

So thats why Jens was not at the Carls...

I'm just back from the Monterrey show, the set list was something like: 1. Maniac Dance 2. Speed of Light 3. The Kiss Of Judas 4. Legions 5. Twilight Symphony 6. Father Time 7. The land of Ice and Snow 8. Forever 9. Against the Wind 10. Destiny 11. Hunting high and Low 12. Black Diamond And maybe 1...

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Random dude I made:

oh, yhea, about that, I thought I did, but appearantly i don't know how

We are terribly sorry about the empty-cocktail-olive incident. In the future, we will ensure that all cocktails are full, guaranty!


Thank you

Meh, I personally think about fast food (xept Carls Jr.) this way:


1980's-1990's= "meat" made by malasian children in sweatshops
2000's-beyond= "meat" made from malasian children...

yea, I know it's hard to pick individual cyties, but PLEASE consider!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND HAS JENS' STRATOVARIUS SING OF APPROVAL STICKER ON!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT FOR THE PINGUINS!!!!!! GRAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! *has sizure, with foam coming out of my mouth* DO IT FOR THE PINGUINS...

So what non Strato songs would you like to hear during the tour, but improved?
Victoria's secret , Trust, Guardians, Land of Imortals, San Sebastian

So any news on going to Monterrey :? ? Any plans even? come on, It aint like you whont be well recived here! Besides, a rare bunch of filthy rich people here go to conserts just for kicks ( even thou they know nothing of the band) so, droping speed of light and Holy Light will gain you HUGE populari...

Holy Light cuz I showed it to the dudes that are stuck in the (primitive) age of punk music *shruders* and they nearly had a seizure. One of them even said Jens made his tone via-CPU. I wacked the back of his head so hard he fell to the ground, while siting.