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by eternity_strato
Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:10 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520568

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

you kids have fun :lol:
by eternity_strato
Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:08 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: TOLKKI: Hopes Visions Lineup Can Reunite For Album and tour
Replies: 123
Views: 37524

Re: TOLKKI: Hopes Visions Lineup Can Reunite For Album and tour

GAGAGO wrote:And what deserves YOU Porkkidick?
your mom.

Over and out.
by eternity_strato
Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:55 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: TOLKKI: Hopes Visions Lineup Can Reunite For Album and tour
Replies: 123
Views: 37524

Re: TOLKKI: Hopes Visions Lineup Can Reunite For Album and tour

Eeerrr... Are you trying to offend me??? Or I misunderstood your words... Being 'dumb as fuck'? Yes, you're dumb as a fuck. I don't know anything more stupid than sharing this sort of personal things at the public forum. You can cry as much as you can how Mr.Jollas mistreated you, but just take clo...
by eternity_strato
Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:54 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Avantasia? Anyone?
Replies: 46
Views: 16751

Re: Avantasia? Anyone?

Avantasia is pure shit. Tobi has yet to write a song I actually like. wow! i think tobias is the only savior of rock and roll and metal from this generation, he has gone to places other bands are afraid of, or simply they dont care to go to., i love everything tobias does (the exception being tinni...
by eternity_strato
Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:31 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Helloween - Straight Out Of Hell
Replies: 31
Views: 14211

Re: Helloween - Straight Out Of Hell

boooooooooooooo

Play more stuff from Master of the rings, Time of the oath, The Dark Ride and Keepers Legacy. The rest of Deris albums at Helloween sucks
by eternity_strato
Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:26 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520568

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Actually I'm writing a book. But don't tell anyone. :)
by eternity_strato
Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:28 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: TOLKKI: Hopes Visions Lineup Can Reunite For Album and tour
Replies: 123
Views: 37524

Re: TOLKKI: Hopes Visions Lineup Can Reunite For Album and tour

Oh... The headcase, who thinks that someone is interested her private life and wants to show everybody how dumb as a fuck someone can be after spreading legs to douchebag Tolkki, is here. Jens, maybe it's time to move this to the flames section..? Eeerrr... Are you trying to offend me??? Or I misun...
by eternity_strato
Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:06 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520568

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Not at all... I have this thing I call... LIFE.
by eternity_strato
Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:05 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Nemesis Tracklisting and Artwork Released!
Replies: 216
Views: 70520

Re: Nemesis Tracklisting and Artwork Released!

:lol: :lol: Those who do not like the beautiful angel are fags and maybe hoped there was a big PENIS instead. :roll: :roll: :roll: NO, sister. YOU are the FAG. Always speaking of penis and listening to that clemens nigger. :x How about I use the neutral pH soap I just got to wash all that penis out...
by eternity_strato
Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:55 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: TOLKKI: Hopes Visions Lineup Can Reunite For Album and tour
Replies: 123
Views: 37524

Re: TOLKKI: Hopes Visions Lineup Can Reunite For Album and tour

GAGAGO wrote::lol: You think those two are sexy? Haha you do not know what sexy is. :oops:
totally agree
by eternity_strato
Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:16 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520568

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

then Multitolkki destroyed the universe again and everything was reset to zero.
by eternity_strato
Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:01 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Unbreakable - with Jari Behm
Replies: 13
Views: 4268

Re: Unbreakable - with Jari Behm

and he made Ilsekena's titties
by eternity_strato
Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:34 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Unbreakable - with Jari Behm
Replies: 13
Views: 4268

Re: Unbreakable - with Jari Behm

Jabi wrote:
eternity_strato wrote:Jari Behm has played every instrument in every Strato album.
Even the parts credited to Tuomo Lassila? :)
Sure. He has played everything. Also he mixed and mastered each and every album.
by eternity_strato
Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:38 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Stratovarius new single "Unbreakable" on 2013.1.25
Replies: 137
Views: 42362

Re: Stratovarius new single "Unbreakable" on 2013.1.25

Strato spotted TT? Is there a photo of the moment?
by eternity_strato
Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:18 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Forever v.s. Keep the Flame
Replies: 16
Views: 4721

Re: Forever v.s. Keep the Flame

None of them. The best ballad ever is "Lead us into the light" because Jari Behm plays in it.
by eternity_strato
Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:29 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Unbreakable - with Jari Behm
Replies: 13
Views: 4268

Re: Unbreakable - with Jari Behm

Jari Behm has played every instrument in every Strato album.
by eternity_strato
Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:50 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Unbreakable - with Jari Behm
Replies: 13
Views: 4268

Re: Unbreakable - with Jari Behm

twilight time is the best strato album because of jari behm's playing on the album
by eternity_strato
Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:24 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Floor Jansen leaves Nightwish - Replacement found already
Replies: 1
Views: 1581

Floor Jansen leaves Nightwish - Replacement found already

You'll see it tomorrow in Blabbermouth. I read on Twitter that she leaves.

Jari Behm probably will sing and play bass for the rest of the tour.
by eternity_strato
Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:14 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Stratovarius new single "Unbreakable" on 2013.1.25
Replies: 137
Views: 42362

Re: Stratovarius new single "Unbreakable" on 2013.1.25

any news on Unbreakable with jari behm's bass solo extended?
by eternity_strato
Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:47 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520568

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

gagago, you are dead, motherfucker, shut the fuck up!
by eternity_strato
Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:45 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Unbreakable - with Jari Behm
Replies: 13
Views: 4268

Unbreakable - with Jari Behm

We want Jari Behm, the true Strato bassist, to play on Nemesis. He would be so badass in Unbreakable...

They should change the name to UnBehmable or unbreakabehm
by eternity_strato
Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:36 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520568

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

And then, Churchill appeared.
by eternity_strato
Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:55 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520568

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

GAGAGO wrote::x What an idiut you are. It is not a funeral. It is the preparation for thanksgiving. See the big turkey in the oven. :roll: :roll: :roll:
you are dead, you cannot talk, ASSHOLE
by eternity_strato
Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:48 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520568

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

I don't know, I'm at Gagago's funeral a.k.a. the big party :D
by eternity_strato
Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:07 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520568

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

8) You must learn something Eternity! No woman can be pregnant by sucking a dick how small and your beloved Porkkidick and my mother never have met. And she has NEVER been in poland and she do NOT like rockstars. A question. Why do you love Porkkis dick so much? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: so you t...
by eternity_strato
Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:47 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Jari Behm & Stratovarius together! Finnish T.T. mini tou
Replies: 13
Views: 5635

Re: Jari Behm & Stratovarius together! Finnish T.T. mini tou

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:But Tolkki fired him twice. How fucking funny is that. :lol:

Here's a poem which I believe describes the situation:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Jari Kainulainen was fired.
I love that poem :lol:
by eternity_strato
Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:25 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520568

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Gagago was paralyzed, unable to move. Porkki, dressed as a doctor, told him "you have only 2 minutes left alive". Then, Gagago's mother entered the room. She told him that everything began years ago while she sucked Porkki's tiny dick. She was living in Poland and wanted to fuck a rockstar. Porkki w...
by eternity_strato
Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:51 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520568

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

That only happens in Gagago mind 'cause he's in a mental asylum.