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by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:38 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 967931

Re: Most nicest poster

Hubble86 wrote: And remember :No ladyfingers in any place of your body. They are pure death...
THERE WE DISAGREE.

-STINKY

PS: MUBARAK IS MY BOY. :cry:
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:36 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: What's your favourite song THE READEBLE
Replies: 17
Views: 3951

Re: What's your favourite song THE READEBLE

Sreatovarius is known as a very talented band, with great inspiratal music. So I wonder, what's your favoured song, like the one that means to you the most or just gets you or holds on to you for any reason. What is that reason? Or maybe you've been doing covers of Stratovarius songs, witch song is...
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:29 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 967931

Re: Most nicest poster

HELLO MY DARLING BABY! I THINK PRIAPUS SHOULD BUTT OUT...I SUGGEST YOU PICK ME! I PROMISE TO WIPE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY AND FLUSH THEM DOWN THE DRAIN. I ALSO VOW TO BLESS YOU WITH A SOFT AND CUSHY LIFESTYLE, AND ALL THE BROWN FOOD YOU CAN EAT. AND ARSES....OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. EVEN YELLOW ONES ...
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:18 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: From one Strato fan to another...
Replies: 36
Views: 7549

Re: From one Strato fan to another...

I CANNOT.
PEKKA IS A SWEET AND CARING GENTLEMAN. HE PROMISED ME MANY BABIES AND SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET. NOT LITERALLY, OF COURSE, BECAUSE I AM THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTY-FIVE POUNDS.

I DO LOVE HIM AND CANNOT WAIT TO MOVE IN TO MY NEW HOME WITH THAT WONDERFUL, SWEET-SMELLING GENTLEMAN.
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:13 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Does anyone have any doubts left that Al Gore is a retard?
Replies: 89
Views: 15189

Re: Does anyone have any doubts left that Al Gore is a retard?

BARACK OBAMA RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THAT I, STINKY, AM THE MAJOR POLLUTANT OF THE UNITED STATES. I ADMIT THAT I DO EMIT A FAIR AMOUNT OF GASES, BUT I THINK SOME KIND OF DISCRIMINATION IS INVOLVED HERE. I WILL CUT DOWN ON THE BEANS IN THE MEANTIME...
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:08 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: From one Strato fan to another...
Replies: 36
Views: 7549

Re: From one Strato fan to another...

I WILL TAKE THE HOUSE.
MY FIANCEE PEKKA AND I, WE WOULD BE OVERJOYED TO HAVE THIS HOME. I WOULD LOVE TO MOVE IN BY THE END OF THE MONTH. HOW MANY CHILDRENS ROOMS ARE THERE?

KISSES!
STINKY :luv1:
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:11 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Health Care in America
Replies: 32
Views: 7313

Re: Health Care in America

YES YES, THE CARE OF THE HEALTH (CAREHEALTH) IS VERY CRITICAL PROCESS FOR THE AMERICA!! I HAVE MANY VENEREAL DISEASES AND EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD SHOULDER MY DEBT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BABIES I HAVE?! DO YOU? NO, ITS NOT A RHETORICAL QUESTION. I REALLY WANT TO KNOW! I'VE LOST COUNT AND SUSPECT I'M MISS...
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:44 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: show me your picture.
Replies: 3695
Views: 1023893

Re: show me your picture.

HOW I LONGED FOR THIS DAY TO COME, DEAR PRIAPUS! LET YOUR MACROPHALLUS AND MY MACROANUS JOIN TOGETHER IN HOLY MATRIMONY UNTIL THE END OF TIME! I WILL BEAR YOU MANY STRONG, HEALTHY SONS. I PROMISE!

KISSES!!
STINKY
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:30 am
Forum: Musician talk in English
Topic: Finally recruiting for my band
Replies: 117
Views: 26971

Re: Finally recruiting for my band

SO DO I!! :lol: :lol:

KISSES!
STINKY
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:27 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: I'M OFFENDED BY A STRATOVARIUS SONG!!!!
Replies: 124
Views: 25304

Re: I'M OFFENDED BY A STRATOVARIUS SONG!!!!

I DO NOT KNOW HOW HE WILL COME. I DO NOT KNOW WHERE HE WILL COME. I DO NOT KNOW WHEN HE WILL COME. I DO NOT KNOW WHY HE WILL COME. BUT WHEN HE COMES...I WILL BE WAITING! WE WILL UNITE* AND MERGE INTO ONE ALMIGHTY DEMIGOD, AND REUNITE PHALLUSTINIANS EVERYWHERE...A MASS EXODUS TO PHALLUSTINE WILL OCCU...
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:23 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Polaris - Your Review
Replies: 281
Views: 75572

Re: Polaris - Your Review

SPEAKING OF "OVERSTRETCHED EMPIRES", I HAVE RETURNED FROM A VISIT TO MY GYNECOLOGIST TO BEAR YOU AN IMPORTANT, PROFOUND BIT OF WISDOM I HAVE RECENTLY ACQUIRED. IT GOES AS FOLLOWS:

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.

I CAME UP WITH THIS WITTICISM BY MY LONESOME!

KISSES,
STINKY!
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:32 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: I'M OFFENDED BY A STRATOVARIUS SONG!!!!
Replies: 124
Views: 25304

Re: I'M OFFENDED BY A STRATOVARIUS SONG!!!!

SPEAKING OF WHICH, PERHAPS I WILL HEAD TO THE LAVATORY AND GENERATE SOME BLACK DIAMONDS OF MY OWN.

KISSES!
STINKY
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:30 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Thread of Philosophizing
Replies: 41
Views: 9269

Re: Thread of Philosophizing

AAAAAAAAAA 2.0 wrote:"Pull down your pants and assume the position" -STINKY


(yup, my greatest inspiration!)
YES SIR YOU ARE RIGHT. IT IS NOT SO MUCH A QUOTATION, OR A REQUEST. IT REALLY IS A LIFE PHILOSOPHY!
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:28 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: show me your picture.
Replies: 3695
Views: 1023893

Re: show me your picture.

HELLO FRIENDS...I KNOW YOU ARE ALL EAGER TO SEE A PHOTOGRAPH OF ME AT LAST. HERE I AM!

CLICK ME

I LATER FRIED THE CAT IN BATTER AND ATE IT IN ONE BITE. THIS IS A TRADITION IN MY HOME COUNTRY! I AM FREE TO BE WHO I WANT TO BE! RESPECT ME!

KISSES,
STINKY!
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:48 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 967931

Re: Most nicest poster

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Although I am looking forward to sleep under Tolkki's bed :D
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SLEEPING IN TOLKKI'S BED!

KISSES,
STINKY
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:40 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Funny Strato Member Pics
Replies: 165
Views: 35490

Re: Funny Strato Member Pics

Eugenia wrote: In Argentina we are famous because of our meat.
I JUST PACKED MY BAGS!!!
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:01 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: HEYYY!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH RR FORUM?!?!?!
Replies: 97
Views: 21261

Re: HEYYY!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH RR FORUM?!?!?!

JensJohansson wrote:being called "disgusting" just because I choose to make air vibrations... but anyway..
LET ME TELL YOU FRIEND, SOME AIR VIBRATIONS REALLY ARE DISGUSTING!! WHEN I RIDE THE SUBWAY AFTER GOING TO TACO BELL I HEAR SOME HARSHER WORDS THAN THAT!
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:11 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Cain's Offering album out on 22 July, 2009
Replies: 25
Views: 7580

Re: Cain's Offering album out on 22 July, 2009

HELLO FRIENDS,
MY LATEST PROJECT, "STINKY PREGNANT MAN'S OFFERING" WILL BE COMING TO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD ADULT ENTERTAINMENT STORE ON AUGUST 6TH! ITS A MUST-SEE!!

KISSES!!!!
STINKY
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:22 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most annoying poster
Replies: 89
Views: 19613

Re: Most annoying poster

MY FRIEND PLEASE PM ME, IT IS VERY IMPORTNAT SORY FOR TYPOSI AM TYPNG WTH ONEC HAND
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:19 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: SPV bit the dust
Replies: 42
Views: 9862

Re: SPV bit the dust

It is thoughts like those which get me out of bed in the morning.
IT IS THE SOUND OF NINE SQUEALING, HUNGRY BABIES WHICH GETS ME OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING.

KISSES!!!
STINKY
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:13 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most annoying poster
Replies: 89
Views: 19613

Re: Most annoying poster

I DO NOT NEED YOUR COMPLEMENTS, YOU SOUTHERN HICK! WHO ARE YOU TO CRITICIZE MY LIFESTYLE!! I AM FREE TO MAKE MY OWN LIFE DECISIONS!! I AM BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE IN MY OWN DISTINCT, SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE WAY! I LEARNED THAT FROM BARACK OBAMA. WHAT AN INSPIRATION!!!! THAT A BLACK PERSON COULD GROW UP AN...
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:01 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most annoying poster
Replies: 89
Views: 19613

Re: Most annoying poster

HELLO DEAR FRIENDS!

I HAVE FOUND THE MOST ANNOYING POSTER. HERE IT IS:

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...AND WHO ARE THEY TO PLAY GOD!?!?
KEEP THE BABIES COMING, FRIENDS!! INTERCOURSE FOREVER!!!

KISSES!!
STINKY
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:44 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: New video clip: Tour in progress part 2
Replies: 35
Views: 18264

Re: New video clip: Tour in progress part 2

Cool :lol: You have a lot of fun as I see :P And Lauri , thanks for "Oi ryabina kudryavaya" that you played solo in Saint-Petersburg! You rule! 8) :D HELLO MORGANA! I KNOW THIS IS SOMEWHAT OFF TOPIC BUT I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY TO THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TAUGHT M...
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:42 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: VARG VIKERNES Is A Free Man!
Replies: 212
Views: 47490

Re: VARG VIKERNES Is A Free Man!

NO NO SIR, YOU ARE MISTAKEN!! I WAS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM GIVING BIRTH TO ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL BROWN BABY AT 20:06 CET, AND THEN AGAIN AT 20:14CET. I HAVE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES TO PROVE IT, EXCEPT I USED THEM AS TOILET PAPER. THIS "CHRIS P. BACON" IS VERY BAD MAN, A REAL SOUTHERN HICK, IF YOU ASK ME!! ...
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:10 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: VARG VIKERNES Is A Free Man!
Replies: 212
Views: 47490

Re: VARG VIKERNES Is A Free Man!

2) That 'normal' is biological and thus eternal. go on!!! git!!! git outta dat der internets!! fancy city boyh comin in hea talkin biological talkin normal, what in da haill do you think you talkin bout college boy bringin in dat deys words in here, i reckon i outta give you a good ol' thumpin!!! d...
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:05 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: VARG VIKERNES Is A Free Man!
Replies: 212
Views: 47490

Re: VARG VIKERNES Is A Free Man!

HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG!!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG !!!! Because gay people don't produce sperm or eggs depending on their respective gender. PLEASE DON'T MAKE STUPID GENERALIZATIONS. GAY PEOPLE DON'T PRODUCE EGGS, THEY LAY EGGS. MUCH AKIN TO A HEN, OR TURKEY. TRUST ME, I HAVE A PH.D IN "SEXUAL INTERCOURSE...
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Thu May 28, 2009 10:19 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: End of UK Tour, summer is here!
Replies: 24
Views: 10475

Re: End of UK Tour, summer is here!

NONE FOR ME, THANKS!!
I MUST THINK OF THE BABY.

BESIDES, ALCOHOL IS WHAT GOT ME PREGNANT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Mon May 25, 2009 2:10 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: New Stratovarius symbol
Replies: 12
Views: 4534

Re: New Stratovarius symbol

DEAR FRIENDS,

I PROPOSE THIS TO BE THE NEW STRATOVARIUS LOGO.

Image

KISSES!
STINKY
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Fri May 15, 2009 9:40 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: ...Favourite Stratovarius forum POLARIS song...
Replies: 106
Views: 23047

Re: ...Favourite Stratovarius forum POLARIS song...

En extremt tråkig person wrote:Wow! That post is such a turn on. I'd like to get to know your deep unknown for sure! :arrow:
IT IS ACTUALLY QUITE IRONIC BECAUSE IT IS VERY WELL KNOWN! SO GO AHEAD AND DIVE IN, I CAN'T GUARANTEE YOU'LL "FIND MORE ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS" BUT YOU NEVER KNOW UNLESS YOU TRY!
by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
Fri May 15, 2009 6:52 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: ...Favourite Stratovarius forum POLARIS song...
Replies: 106
Views: 23047

Re: ...Favourite Stratovarius forum POLARIS song...

All the people voting the final winner song, will win a "meet and greet" with Stinky Pregnant Man. MEET, GREET, AND SO MUCH MORE! YOUR IMAGINATION IS THE LIMIT. I COULD OFFER YOU A BELLY DANCE, OR WE COULD GO STRAIGHT TO THE LOVEMAKING. BUT IF ICECAB WINS THE CONTEST, FORGET IT! UNTIL HE CATCHES UP...