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by AGAG
Sun Oct 21, 2018 2:15 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) The port of basinland continued to be bashed by a vicious storm. Invaders from pipeland were preparing their missiles, rockets, exocets and variously shaped bayonets all pointed towards the basinpresident and their unsuspected residents. "2020 is still to far away" they have said, on the radios a...
by AGAG
Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:24 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Oh, so soon and I am so invited. :oops: :oops: It is tempting to go to a place like Koskaluuka or however it is spelled, to change for a bit these orientplains and jungles. Next ricetsunami is on the horizon and I would very much love to be in such a far place like koska while hell breaks loose on t...
by AGAG
Mon Oct 01, 2018 5:05 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: intermission part 2 ?
Replies: 30
Views: 9503

Re: intermission part 2 ?

SentineLEX wrote:
mocobhc wrote:new orchestral version of Unbreakable released today:
https://youtu.be/VtSjxL2hvQ4
Holy shit that acoustic guitar work was incredible
That final melodramatic pause before the "-bol" is gut wrenching. :shock:

Otherwise it is great! :) :)
by AGAG
Mon Oct 01, 2018 5:00 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Enigma: Intermission Pt.2 opinions
Replies: 21
Views: 5522

Re: Enigma: Intermission Pt.2 opinions

Music notwithstanding, I find there is something very troubling about the art work used on this release. On the background, behind what appears to be an exagerated and stylized benitoite structure, they have deliberately chosen to represent only three gas/ice giants and what appears to be an unident...
by AGAG
Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:39 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Oh boy. So many new developments and I am so shamefully out of touch. Some personalities are as new for me as a terribly multi layered character I would find on an old dynasty book. If I were to delve in the cold gray river again and if there were for me any chance of forgiveness at this point in ti...
by AGAG
Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:30 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Did Flavio kill the forum?
Replies: 78
Views: 15482

Re: Did Flavio kill the forum?

It´s been a while :) How much has our dear testosterone gradually abandoned our bodies? Making us limp while we blindly traverse the glands of the giant spirit. But we resurge, akin to a sudden tsunmi of sugar free coca-cola on a desert or a mcdonald´s that dares to open business on the moon. We are...
by AGAG
Mon Apr 11, 2016 12:44 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Oh so many friends! "Oh so many friends!" said the Salvadoran man, with his shit dustthrower, as he saw, descending from the sky, an Nibiru-Earth transplanetary. And who was descending from it but Karl? The childhood friend, the lunatic uncle. "Ah! Aber, children!" He said after dusting of some spac...
by AGAG
Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:35 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

That´s it! :oops: :oops: Outside the barn was a most curious figure, demanding attention the same way an accident or a fierce boa in a residential area. The same hands, the same hair, a purple sock with blue/green light emanating from it... Yes! it couldn´t be no one else but Freckle! wearing one di...
by AGAG
Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:57 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Still, I won´t stop: :oops: Allah, in his green-white palace, overheard the obnoxious anathemas of human beings and CIA agents. He stopped his teenage girls from dancing and stepped outside, in a cloud. Millions of spirit were chanting "Allah hoo, Allahoo" But he paid no heed. Allah was angry and no...
by AGAG
Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:27 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

But.. but, you always understand. :oops: :shock: A fringe of forgetfulness and solidarity spread throughout the human race. As the news of newfound life spread, people were humbled, finally they were not the center of attention of the whole world, people started to wonder more and more about the moo...
by AGAG
Sat Apr 02, 2016 1:03 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Because! :oops: :oops: :oops: . It sooths all the chaos. News over Russia and Argentina couldn´t stop talking about the curious findings on the moon. CIA was helpless and couldn´t hide the facts: Yes, the moon had an anus, which instantaneously subsumes it in the wide category of living things, and ...
by AGAG
Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:19 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Happy B, timo Kotipelto
Replies: 8
Views: 5063

Re: Happy B, timo Kotipelto

You´re actually seeing her?

Man I´m getting lost.
by AGAG
Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:12 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) :) :oops: Goal´s poems are always so soothing. Shitting man was troubled, so he decided to shit the moon. Finally some hope, that lonely self-turning sphere, for suddenly there was something was to lie on. To sit and contemplate. So shitting man rested on his anus´ creation. His desire to shit wa...
by AGAG
Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:37 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Anger awakes at midnight, and after a sore thrusting session tambourine man and cello girl parted ways. Maybe never to be seen again in this life. The story was suddenly wanting for heroes and characters and metaphors. Such a lonely desert in which anyone could ejaculate or pee or shit all over. The...
by AGAG
Thu Mar 24, 2016 11:48 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

But but... eastwards, far on Novosivirsk, an old recorder was playing a poem by Andrei´s father over and over again. It was in Russian but one could safely assume it was a love poem and that, somewhere, there was a mad man with a razor, underneath or over the sheets. On the frozen wasteland sat a gi...
by AGAG
Sat Sep 19, 2015 5:39 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:lol: :lol: Oh, I´ve been here, surrounded by the piss river and the shit plains. I´ve missed the forum too, all the Os and the dots over, Robo and everyone, I hope I can find some peaceful backwaters in the hectic times to post about penis and of shit like in old times. :) :) A100 rode a two head...
by AGAG
Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:42 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Then we were reunited on a chinese supermarket, seemingly on a secluded place of south-east asia, we were on the way to the counter with the intention to buy sea weed; harihari, a local medicinal plant good for ass-rash and 3 gallons of green colored local soda. No one knew why we had made such stra...
by AGAG
Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:25 pm
Forum: Musician talk in English
Topic: I give you my river of pee.
Replies: 81
Views: 41534

Re: I give you my river of pee.

Where has the river gone?
by AGAG
Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:24 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Comments Sites
Replies: 10
Views: 3637

Re: Comments Sites

Pump 5 tons of peach marmalade inside their headquarters.
by AGAG
Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:04 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Hi
Replies: 11
Views: 3582

Re: Hi

Hello old friend! I have been using coffee enamas lately and sold my computer, I'm currently posting this from my microwave. Friend! where are the burger? :) Midi cables are great to reach the prostate, but you would know already. excellent question! I think it depends on the quality of the coffee,...
by AGAG
Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:07 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Hi
Replies: 11
Views: 3582

Hi

I want to sell my computer and the roach keeps trying to invade my anus like a joyful curious centipede. They just want to find out. Also, I don't know about all that stuff, can you put prudent amounts of vainilla essence in coffee without shitting non-stop afterwards? I once tried with strawberry a...
by AGAG
Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:22 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: the non metal thread
Replies: 22
Views: 8349

Re: the non metal thread

Are you open to porn-background music?
by AGAG
Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:21 am
Forum: Musician talk in English
Topic: I give you my river of pee.
Replies: 81
Views: 41534

Re: I give you my river of pee.

Midget-porn cable man. How are things? :)
by AGAG
Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:16 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Stratovarius song titles as they were originally written
Replies: 57
Views: 17841

Re: Stratovarius song titles as they were originally written

Out of the bowels. (constipation song)
Hold on to the cream
I talk to my own bun.
Forever big.
by AGAG
Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:08 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: What the fuck?
Replies: 10
Views: 4158

Re: What the fuck?

Sometimes. :(
by AGAG
Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:12 am
Forum: Musician talk in English
Topic: I give you my river of pee.
Replies: 81
Views: 41534

Re: I give you my river of pee.

I dream a sea of semen.
by AGAG
Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:54 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: What the fuck?
Replies: 10
Views: 4158

Re: What the fuck?

:? :? :?

I'm trying to abstain from that.
by AGAG
Sun Sep 28, 2014 2:56 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: What the fuck?
Replies: 10
Views: 4158

What the fuck?

What is the meaning of this video? What's the purpose of the dog? and the dolphins? And the galaxies? And the water? ??? ??? Are there symbols? Why? ??? Who made the animation? ??? That cellphone!??! WHY? <object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/9-4Gm6VG4O0?hl=...