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I feel very guilty for loosing your box. I thought you had sprinklers installed but...

Stay in my place in the suburbs of Phallustine. My swine makes a few noises but it's accustom-able.

I have a swine. She was injected against the swine flu and now hops around! Oink Oink!
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We wish you a merry birthday
We wish you a merry birthday
We wish you a merry birthday
And a happy new year!

Salutations from the A-Family

After Timo Tolkki consumed my microphallus, I considered myself to be a fallen hero. Indeed, my missing microphallus does not make me a homosexual, but rather a figure of faith like Martin Luther King or Glenn Beck. Fox News taught me something today. Something that is subtle and opaque to truly und...

SURPRISE BUTSECKS!

Mutualism prevails!

NightScreamer wrote:It's been three days...

since you joined our beloved family? :kiss1:

But we need the BBBBBBBBBB family, proposed by our mastermind A10. :ola: :jump2:

I tried it and it felt like a bliss of pristine pleasure. Any other suggestions to reach the zenith of power, Mr. Warius?

Can you give us a taste to determine his power level?

Is it... OVER NINE THOUSAND>?~!!!!

NEA sure is a man who takes care of you, dear Stratowarius. I wish he could take care of my microphallus.

Whoops, someone's angry because I hate a song they love! Oh no, call the opinion police and have me arrested! And I do love harsh vocals just as much as clean vocals. I just thought that song you posted was one of the worst examples you could have shown. And that "controversy" bullshit you just cam...

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warrencurrymetal wrote:
This deer has seen better days.

Someone should tell Mr. Tolkki to lay off the deer

YOU STOLE MY JOKE!!!

TJABO!

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browneyedgirl wrote:The RR Forum was out yesterday. Is it back on today?

Will YOU be out today?

PRIAPUS CALLED! He says he will start the invasion once the 21st century pyramids are completed in Phallas. The Phallao decided he must build a strong foundation for Phallustine. He will lead us against the legions of WTF?!

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Oh, my microphallusmanic you-know what... it's sadder than ever! :cry: I have not heard news from our God Priapus, and his sermon should have begun yesterday Sunday. :cry: But I know he's busy plotting his majestic plan to build the 4th reich. ALAS for this moment! ALAS! :) Soon they will know the g...

No....






This...





is...






STRATOFORUUUUUM!




taken over by the A-family

Oh, my dear brother, I have many personalities. You could say that I am a peaceful man with a strong microphallus who believes deeply in Priapus or a menace on the loose longing to get into the 8th dimension: the MACROphallus universe.

Tah-tah!

Oh, I addressed that question to our divine God Priapus. I apologize for the confound comment

Careful, brother.
His aim is always true...

Speaking of which, do you know a forum member named STINKY?
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Agree, with Priapus your soul will rest in peace (errr... actually, it won't be a peaceful resting )

HAIL PRIAPUS!

Ragehead91 wrote:"south america needs Stratovarius?"

No... STRATOVARIUS needs South America

And, uh, also Phallustine

I am a zealot, my divine God. I will go to the confines of the Universe to spread your truth. Please, my savior, let us begin our quest to conquer the great lands of the world and make Phallustine the sole capital of the world.

HAIL PRIAPUS! :bounce2:

PRIAPUS wrote:You rang, my boy? :viking:

-P

MY GOD! You have made your sacred appearance to destroy the forces of darkness! Now the army of microphalluses can be led by this great commander.

HAIL PRIAPUS!

YAAAAAAAAAY!
His microphallus is beyond any movie!

icecar wrote:this thread could be better served with rock stars than porn stars, or at least rock starters or people that have not hit rock bottom.

GREAT!
You fit right in!
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That is correct, my good sir!

But I think I speak for everyone in the family that Priapus' second coming is soon to arrive! We are the prophets of this majestic time. So get your microphallus ready! Make haste!!!

And what do you mean that Icecar has one?! Who is that buffoon?!

Have you notice the title?
This thread sure pisses Ragehead91 and Icecab off!
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My microphallus turned into a MACROphallus!
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