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What Mr. Dragons fails to mention, is that he's a goddamn pederast. I've already told you about 'nam, and the acting troupe, and quite a bit others. We'll try to avoid Rosie O'Donnel's cockroach infested clitoris, but no promises. But Dragon and I go way back. Before 'nam even, and let me tell you, ...

your tears are delicious However what is not delicious, is Jeremiah Tolkki's fried cabbage. I know, I know, the idea sounds delicious, almost as delicious as sliced bread, which by the way, I had a part in inventing. You see, I always loved hearing the best thing since sliced bread since well, that...

How will throwing someone out a window inspire them to pick up work ethic? God Dammit boy don't question me boy! Do you know what happened to the last youngin who questioned me? Well it's quite a tale, but it really wouldn't make sense unless I told you how I ended up in a Latvian Hospital, and I g...

Now, it seems to me that these... "A-Folk" need nothing less than a good boot up their ass. I served in 'Nam and let me tell you that such backtalk would have never been tolerated, and if you crashed the officer's computer, well, you'd be lucky if he didn't empty the latrines and shove all your shit...