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- Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:19 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
Ja ja. We will find some way...
- Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:29 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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:) I can see you play hard to get mr.Baker, But if, I say if, our Arnolf will go to his taker, How long have I, a profound Sonata-Maker, Have to wait, before you can see me, as a NO-Faker, Like my fucking eyes and be my partaker. You know I've been hoping for you, my heartbreaker, And it is no secre...
- Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:24 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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:? To soon? Life is short my friend and we must seize the opportunity, when it comes flying like an ugly bird, with it's burnt two legs up in the sky. But, but, I am a patient German, so by all means, take your time and may Arnold live and give you your not planned son. :x :x Now I have a sonata to ...
- Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:56 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
:roll: So this Forum is now depending on fat Arnolds destiny? Let us hope he will come out of this hard experience, more sane and less suicidal, so we will survive. It needs more SPAM, that is for sure. But if the worst should happen, will you still have faxcontact with me? The soft spot has miracul...
- Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:30 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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:( Aber AAArnoold! The time of rhymes is over and we must talk in prose, since you seem to NOT understand, that I am NOT going to take care of you and the son of a muffinbaker from US. CAPISCE! (I can still not make red letters. Otherwise I would have used them here.) Well! Arnold you have deceived ...
- Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:19 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
Jaja...
Arnold Layne is a pregnant pretender,
He will not tell us his sons, fathers name,
For Challeheinze, with all his fame,
Is this a big shame,
To have lost a son, and his love for the mame,
In this bizarre and promiscuous game...
Arnold Layne is a pregnant pretender,
He will not tell us his sons, fathers name,
For Challeheinze, with all his fame,
Is this a big shame,
To have lost a son, and his love for the mame,
In this bizarre and promiscuous game...
- Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:14 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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Re: Most nicest poster
Jaja! One of the worlds greatest composer, A collector of pegs and big trouser, He was happy and gay, Untill that day, His lover got pregnant with a louser That day our German composer, Said to the faithless discourser, I have got enough, Of your gluffgluffwuff, You have five minutes to be a Vapouro...
- Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:23 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
:shock: :cry: :shock: :cry: Aber, aber Arnold from Leeds! I have heard enough, You are a ruff Ruff, a bigbig Gluff Gluff, A marshmallow Fluff, A trouser Cuff, Creater of bluff, So Arnold I give you a Scuff, Out of my life, you now will puff, on your big fat ButtBuff... Goodbye Arnold from Leeds, you...
- Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:27 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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:) Oh what a happy poem, Arnold! Oh, Arnold, I am speechless, Arnold, a BABY, Dare I believe you, or is it a maybe, That Stinky, will I not alltogether believe, Since he so often, with lies us deceive. Oh Arnold,if it is true, my dearest dear, You can be sure I will drop some tear, Of happiness and ...
- Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:06 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 847699
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Aber Arnold!You are a little bear-sucker, Arnold!. But okey-dokey, since you are expecting our baby, you can drink for two now, Arnold. Isn't that great? :luv1:
- Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:39 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]
May I ask what the HECK you are doing here? Dinner is served...
- Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:21 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
:lol: :lol: Aber doch, Arnold! Can we please, talk fucking eye to eye, Arnold, and not communicate via fax to a Seattle-baker! You accuse me of this and that, but I have done my best at the grill and in the kitchen. If that isn't enough, Arnold, my resources are discarded. So here is maybe my good-b...
- Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:52 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
:lol: Arnold, AAARNOLD, Time to get up! Coffee on the table! And try to do SOMETHING today, except EATING. HUHHUHHUHHHH I will here write you a little morningpoem, ARNOLD! No, don't fall asleep again... It's about our little quarrel yesterday. Maybe you can have some more beer today. If you are a ni...
- Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:24 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
Fax from me, to Arnold, even if he sits in his room here and are sulking in English, because I didn't give him more than four beer, to his damn steak this afternoon. You can complain as often you want, I will not order muffins, from that croissont, He had some affair, with Igor the skunk, And everyo...
- Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:21 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
:roll: Aberaber Arnold-Puttie!Don't overstrain yourself, dear, with that Neverendingstory. Think of your eyes, Arnold, your fucking eyes. That story is not for big boys, like you and me, Arnold! 8) And why are you writing poems to a stupid girl, ARNOLD? :x And sending them to that Seattlebaker. :x Y...
- Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:12 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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Re: Most nicest poster
:lol: Huh Nurmi, you are maybe one of my adversaries and since I am infected by the rhyming on Neverending, I like to tell you about how a German composer can experience the attacks on his art. Some piss on it you know... Some say, I'm a twelve-tone offender, Since I write the songs that I love, But...
- Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:45 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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Re: Most nicest poster
Hrmhrm! I have ass a German an unic right to not-answer silly questions. So I don't. In this case of silliness the answer is further more blowing in the wind!
I have Arnold now!
I have Arnold now!
- Sun May 22, 2011 7:47 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
Arnold Schwarzenegger wrote:Forget it!!
I wonder who he really wrote it for....
He wrote it for me!!
Hi there Schwarzen! I thought you were a purehearted Austrian yodeler, but now I have read that you are a little insignificant joker.
Is it the fluoridated water in LA that make you so lustful. Huh Arnold Schwarz!
- Wed May 18, 2011 12:41 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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Re: Most nicest poster
:) Ah! Oh! My call! There are no muffins like your muffins, Everything about them is appealing, The onions, the bacons and the mealing, Nowhere else, I get that happy feeling, When I am stealing, One or two... Remember? So what a question!!!Your muffins are from some heaven and the Hircins that are ...
- Wed May 18, 2011 12:32 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN JUST NOW CONFIRMED DEAD
- Replies: 175
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Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN JUST NOW CONFIRMED DEAD
It can NOT be my Arnold, without extra letter. He is NOT a virgin! Any longer! Try to accuse some H. D. B. or whoever, but not my LeedsArnold. He is not even a Musselusselim...
- Mon May 16, 2011 2:48 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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Re: Most nicest poster
:roll: Why? Step aside? You don't seem to be a Stepasider! At all! Arnold and I are for free love and have nothing against a three-dimensional relation, so you are welcome here. At the same time you could take out the ring where you put it in the stalwart hircine's anus. Please! I am German and a li...
- Sat May 14, 2011 1:18 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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Re: Most nicest poster
:( Hi there mister Hippo-Besser-Wisser. Do you read my blogg? Or did you visit Mödrath? But, why the interest? And why are you so distrustfully watchful? Yes, my dear Arnold had, much to be pittied, no wedding-dress. But we hired one of all the other Arnold Laynes-letter H- since he is rather fat to...
- Sun May 08, 2011 12:58 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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:) I, Karlheinz and my beloved Arnold, will thank you all for making our big day so memorable. Thank you for the big parade, the 1000 heartshaped balloons with our names in gold and the 500 bottles of champagne, we drank on the square. From our hearts a bigbig thank you to all the population in Mödr...
- Mon May 02, 2011 10:04 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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: I beg herewith to inform you that Arnold Layne from Leeds, England and I Karlheinz Stockhausen, Mödrath Germany, will on Saturday May 7 legalize our relation, at the Burgermeisters office in Mödrath. Those who want to participate can apply here! All are welcome to share our happy occation, that ha...
- Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:44 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 847699
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Aber doch! This seems to be something for me!! Gorgeousness how he felt good! His head was up in the ceiling and his feet down in the cellar. He himself was somewhere in between jumping to a single flute that played the genious KARLHEINZ STOCKHAUSENs fantastic KREUZSPIEL and later also KONTACTE FOR ...
- Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:32 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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:roll: Are you really sure you want to know? Really, really? Can you handle it? You will maybe be very jealous. But okey, on your own risk then. Oink = "I love you, Challeheinze, as a little pink piglet has capacity to love the most adoreable composer and German human-being in this Universe." Vof=(a...
- Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:10 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Ask Arnold Layne!
- Replies: 32
- Views: 15281
Re: Ask Arnold Layne!
:x I like to point out my dear, that you are making the wrong ASSumptions about Arnold. :x He is NOTHING of what you say! :x 1 He is fast for his weight and he looks like a rose! 2 He makes only funny (now German) jokes. 3 He weares many trousers at the same time. 4 "Hung like a tumb tack" is nothin...
- Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:31 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: All the best
- Replies: 16
- Views: 7387
Re: All the best
:lol: Aber Vojtisekk! Could you maybe be interested, In making some lyrics that not are infested, With modern rhymes and shit like that, I write sonatas in D sharp minor flat, I am a German wellknown composer, And I can make you forget that Stratoimposer, That Warius is hardly something for you, Not...
- Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:26 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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Aber Arnold! No sense at all! It would have been more logic, if a cow said vofvof. A German cow at least! Think Arnold! A horde of 100 cows storming a meadow saying vofvofvof. Some dogs following them muuuuuing in a sweet way. Cats could huuuuing and pigs mjaaaauuuuing. That would make sense, Arnold...
- Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:24 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
Arnold Layne wrote:I get it. I get it! Quack goes the duck!
Arnold Layne
"Quack goes the duck"! :luv1:
Oh, you can't say things, like that Arnooold! Those words of yours are SO loaded with symbolic Arnooold and they make me almost swoon... :luv1: