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by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Tue May 10, 2016 12:32 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Day off... Gary Eagle was a very ambitious young astronomer, and he was extremely proud over the attention his button-pressing had got. He was even asked to be present at the secret conference, about the moonactivity. On this gathering chiefbosses and overchiefbosses wrinkled their foreheads, whe...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Mon May 09, 2016 1:05 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Jaja! I don't give up before the admins throw me out... I looked around, but no vessel could be seen, so I asked Öhubble, but he was worried for other reasons. He had hid 10 bottles of fish-liver-oil and they were now also missing. He feared that the earlier FLO-addicted Nea had got the taste for...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Thu May 05, 2016 12:04 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:( The now notfreckled female fetched her bag and picked up two adrenaline-pens, that she temptingly hold, close to the aliens pink and quivering butt. "I will let you die if you don't make us all normal again. Immediately!" she said. Pekka groaned and gave her the evil eye, but after some respirato...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Tue May 03, 2016 4:49 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:( meanwhile in the Koskalukka farmkitchen... I was still furious. Stockhausenfurious! But what could I do? The choice was gnatgnat or cockroach. So I obediently googled a recipe for fried uglybird and the result was surprisingly good. But I was all the time occupied with one big thought. How to kil...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Sun May 01, 2016 11:06 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:( :( I seem to be the last man standing here, but it can't be helped. The Story must go on... Jaja! I was Germanfurious. But I didn't dare to protest, since that damn goatfarmer threatened to transform me to a gnatgnat or a cockroach, if I didn't obey him. So there we was, in the sparse farmkitchen...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:06 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:?

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you like!

Dick Butt.
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:10 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: SONATA ARCTICA - Ecliptica (2015-Re Mastering Project)
Replies: 17
Views: 4745

Re: SONATA ARCTICA - Ecliptica (2015-Re Mastering Project)

:cry: If you absolutely want, you can replace the helicopters with Jetplane, even if it NOT will give the same mumttering effect...Danke anyway...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:09 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: SONATA ARCTICA - Ecliptica (2015-Re Mastering Project)
Replies: 17
Views: 4745

Re: SONATA ARCTICA - Ecliptica (2015-Re Mastering Project)

And with Soprano saxophones and Helicopters. Sehr gut! Vielen Dank!
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:50 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

And what, or who, can you be looking for? Huh! I have my suspicions.
:crazy1:
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:09 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

:oops: Aber I am back! I am back! Thank you dear Admin, you are the best, even if you not are German. :luv1:
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:28 pm
Forum: Musician talk in English
Topic: Deep Unknow and future projects (operitical stuff)
Replies: 32
Views: 9223

Re: Deep Unknow and future projects (operitical stuff)

I can offer you a job, as two helicopters. Jaja!
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:01 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Clean up/moderation of the site.
Replies: 331
Views: 65056

Re: Clean up/moderation of the site.

:shock: :shock: Aber doch! No, no, not that Neverending Abyss, as a moderator! A moderator, with such a horrible avatar, is an impossibility. The first he had to do, must be to ban himself and what then? :? :? My German offer is still up! I am very flexible and capable with even difficult estimation...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:49 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Clean up/moderation of the site.
Replies: 331
Views: 65056

Re: Clean up/moderation of the site.

:roll: You my friend are hanging in a thin thread in my new Stratoforum. Hahaha!
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:37 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Clean up/moderation of the site.
Replies: 331
Views: 65056

Re: Clean up/moderation of the site.

:) Aber doch! I am your man, your German here, and yes I can moderate. I am a moderate moderater, so let me do your boogie. I will take away all Idiots, all penises, all fourletterwords, all ugly avatars, all silly remarks, all not-art-music. What will be left? Probably not so much, but it seems tha...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:00 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

:?

Dog, cross between a dachshund and a boxer: Woff! Wasn't it funfun, you silly cow? At all?

Cow, Black-white landrace: Noop! Too little, too fast and too inconvenient. One benefit though! I learnt to woff!

Woff, woff, woff, woff, woff, woff...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:24 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520814

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Requiem for one baritone-voice and a mixed choir of Bee-Bats, heard at the Russian border, after the tragic death of four brave soldiers, in the Bee-Bat army. You never lived to see, What there would come for thee, Your shining dreams of honey-tea, In liberty, were not to be. In all your strong, gre...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:54 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

:)I think I like the carpet. :? Oh, how often I dream about Leeds, From there came my darling with needs, But he left with his packing, And there I was so slacking, I banned all my German good deeds... I should have crept on the floor, And said that I should love him more, If he shit in the yard, Us...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:17 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

:( Aber doch! This poem is to advanced and modern for me, So I have decided to let it be, It seems far to deep, And for me also too steep, I can feel it is breathtaking, But I will not be the one, that is faking, Some understanding of the hidden agenda, And with that, I recommend it to a literary re...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:48 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

robocop656 wrote:I am not a smart man.

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But of course you are! Very SMART! :oops: And lovely wrinkled! :oops:
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:45 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

:? Huh, bearded man, you have made a blunder, And it doesn't matter if you are on top or under, You shouldn't have insulted my dear daughter Goal, She now has bought a BUMB that will make a big hole, And your precious brown box will blow up in a BOOOONG, And all your sin-muffins will fly to heaven w...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:20 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

:) You are so welcome, here in your time, And bring by all means, your muffins with lime, The sinpowder and moss are so good for us all, But exclude my adopted young daughter Goal, That maybe could get some ideas, there in her prime. Those sinpowder-muffins are best for us men, We can handle the eff...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:31 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

:) Aber, jaja! "Speaking" wasn't what we did when I fluttered my philanthropic wings over little Arnold. And that flapping cost me a a lot. "Little" Arnold, you think, with a surprised gaze, and I must answer. YES LITTLE. Arnold may be a physically big guy, but he is "little" when it comes to concer...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:59 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

hahaha very funny! Wow! I like your post. Wow! You have good grammar. Wow! Good use of smilies. Professional reviewers should borrow your format :) [/quote/) Aber doch! Thank you Mr Baker for your kind words to my daughter Goal! She needs them! She has a very low self-esteem, after her underprivile...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:41 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Favourite song on Nemesis?
Replies: 55
Views: 22544

Re: Favourite song on Nemesis?

:x DOWNLOADS! PFFFFFFFF. I am waiting for the real one... You mean the real PFFFF??? The one with the T [/u][/color][/size] at the end? :roll: T is not a letter we use so often in Europe and especially not together with P and F. So I am sorry my American friend, you have to accept, that my German a...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:27 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Favourite song on Nemesis?
Replies: 55
Views: 22544

Re: Favourite song on Nemesis?

:x DOWNLOADS! PFFFFFFFF. I am waiting for the real one... You mean the real PFFFF??? The one with the T [/u][/color][/size] at the end? :roll: T is not a letter we use so often in Europe and especially not together with P and F. So I am sorry my American friend, you have to accept, that my German a...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:21 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Favourite song on Nemesis?
Replies: 55
Views: 22544

Re: Favourite song on Nemesis?

:x DOWNLOADS! PFFFFFFFF. I am waiting for the real one...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:17 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

I, Arnold, herebly declare that I intend to kill and eat Karlheinz Stockhausen, of Mödrath, in Kerpen, Germany. Regards, Arnold Layne I am taking over here! You make your sister nervous, but your threats arouse me. :rvd: I am looking forward to put some "pellets" in your fat bum. Do they itch? Your...
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:50 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Happy Birthday!!
Replies: 21
Views: 9271

Re: Happy Birthday!!

robocop656 wrote:Image

Aber doch, what a beautiful balloon!

A kingdom for a pin

Jens! May I be the first to wish you a merry Christmas. A German Christmas!
by Karlheinz Stockhausen
Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:43 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928458

Re: Most nicest poster

What a concerned face expression you have there, Karl. :) Dienstags are crazy. I have fell captive of your wider panorama and yet I must intrude in this obviously two-sided conversation to ask for my Lichtcantata. :) It was due last November I believe. :) Has this XL guy consumed all your time and ...