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by Michael Jordan
Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:03 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: I'm returned but WHERE THE FUCK IS CASTAWAY???
Replies: 49
Views: 37028

Re: I'm returned but WHERE THE FUCK IS CASTAWAY???

WHERE THE FUCK IS CASTAWAY?
I WON'T GO TO JAPAN FOR ONE ONLY SONG, SO WHERE THE FUCK IS CASTAWAY?
LAURI?
"YOU CAN HEAR ME CALLING YOUR NAME?" :lol:
Stratovarius-ELYSIUM


P.S. AT ROME I ALSO BUY THE DIGIPACK EDITION BUT THERE ISN'T CASTAWAY!!!
IT'S A GOOD IDEA POST THIS SONG ON YOUR MYSPACE ...
by Michael Jordan
Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:52 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: HAPPY NEWSYEAR! wOO! 2011!
Replies: 22
Views: 11201

Re: HAPPY NEWSYEAR! wOO! 2011!

Happy New Lasagna!
by Michael Jordan
Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:40 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: HAPPY NEWSYEAR! wOO! 2011!
Replies: 22
Views: 11201

Re: HAPPY NEWSYEAR! wOO! 2011!

GO EAT YOUR LIHAPULLAT IN YOUR SAUNA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Michael Jordan
Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:36 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 1861003

Re: Most nicest poster

Tonight I drank
We both ended up in the drunk tank
Gazing my neighbors britches
Puking on her, she gets suspicious
These cookies are delicious
Why aren't they homemade?
Goddamn tollhouse mix
The day after tomorrow I'll eat Trix
Typing on a computer
Typing on a computer
Happy New Year and may an ...
by Michael Jordan
Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:19 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Event Horizon, because it deserves its own topic
Replies: 40
Views: 18751

Re: Event Horizon, because it deserves its own topic

ggonza43 wrote:It doesn't concern Stratovarius at all...Why can't you take seriously topics like this? Oh right, I forgot you were Michael Jordan: How dumb of me :?
Shouldn't you be busy uploading new shit to youtube? :lol: :lol:

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by Michael Jordan
Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:16 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Hi Jens
Replies: 145
Views: 64308

Re: Hi Jens

Open your mind!

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by Michael Jordan
Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:33 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Hi Jens
Replies: 145
Views: 64308

Re: Hi Jens

Yes. :) :lol:
by Michael Jordan
Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:32 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Hi Jens
Replies: 145
Views: 64308

Re: Hi Jens

Electronic music. Jens dance music. Jens ambient music. Jens chiptune music. Jens hardstyle music. Jens rave music. Jens trance music. Jens Dubstep music. Jens Eurodance music. Jens bitpop music. :) :) :) :)
by Michael Jordan
Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:27 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: New album "Elysium", Jan 12 2011. Single on Nov 26
Replies: 672
Views: 412650

Re: New album "Elysium", Jan 12 2011. Single on Nov 26

OH PLEASE. The symfonia forum?!? Are you smoking crack?
by Michael Jordan
Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:38 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: MY LIST FOR MOST UNDERRATED STRATO SONG! ( HAVE FUN )
Replies: 62
Views: 37531

Re: MY LIST FOR MOST UNDERRATED STRATO SONG! ( HAVE FUN )

They should re-release FRIGHT NIGHT on 8 track with double laser dicks. I mean disks.
by Michael Jordan
Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:35 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Event Horizon, because it deserves its own topic
Replies: 40
Views: 18751

Re: Event Horizon, because it deserves its own topic

It's from some movie. Karate Kid I guess. So you're still a virgin? GRASSHOPPER. :lol:
by Michael Jordan
Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:20 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Event Horizon, because it deserves its own topic
Replies: 40
Views: 18751

Re: Event Horizon, because it deserves its own topic

You'll understand one day, grasshopper. (When you reach puberty)

:lol: :) :D
by Michael Jordan
Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:11 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Event Horizon, because it deserves its own topic
Replies: 40
Views: 18751

Re: Event Horizon, because it deserves its own topic

AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 wrote:The chorus is a bit underwhelming
Go fuck yourself. :lol: This album is going to be so fucking great. I can't wait. I haven't been this excited since I thought I got that one girl pregnant that one time. :lol: :shock:
by Michael Jordan
Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:12 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Finns: Check this out
Replies: 15
Views: 10154

Re: Finns: Check this out

I tried using FoxyProxy for an hour to try to watch that motherfucking video! About 12 different proxys I tried out. :lol: (maybe you'll have more luck)


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by Michael Jordan
Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:06 pm
Forum: Musician talk in English
Topic: does Metal get radioplay in your country?
Replies: 65
Views: 45056

Re: does Metal get radioplay in your country?

Whzat? You must have some magical south american channel! All the ones I have seen are boring shit during the day and some good music late at night!
by Michael Jordan
Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:57 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: DB irregularity
Replies: 10
Views: 7329

Re: DB irregularity

It looks like Arnold Layne bumped 30 threads from 6 or 7 years ago.(2 times in a row) Maybe it's his fault. :x
by Michael Jordan
Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:48 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Best of 2010
Replies: 26
Views: 14995

Re: Best of 2010

Best songs:

Infernal Lasagna - Stratovarius
Lasagna horizon - Stratovarius
Flag in the lasagna - Sonata Arctica
Contrabass sausage lasagna - Sonata arctica
by Michael Jordan
Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:40 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: New album "Elysium", Jan 12 2011. Single on Nov 26
Replies: 672
Views: 412650

Re: New album "Elysium", Jan 12 2011. Single on Nov 26

Contrabass sausage with a side order of lasagna

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by Michael Jordan
Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:28 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: A personal thank you to Stratovarius!
Replies: 11
Views: 6273

Re: A personal thank you to Stratovarius!

INVASION OF THE GAYS!

Sir, you're from Jersey! Are you a power metal guido?
For the record: I'm so deep in closet that I found some fucking Christmas presents!
by Michael Jordan
Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:56 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: New album "Elysium", Jan 12 2011. Single on Nov 26
Replies: 672
Views: 412650

Re: New album "Elysium", Jan 12 2011. Single on Nov 26

How the fuck can the back of a CD be depressed? Go back to eating lasagna... you Italian boner lord.
by Michael Jordan
Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:47 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: The photomontage topic
Replies: 18
Views: 12052

Re: The photomontage topic

I don't wanna sound like a dick here, but he's right not with the video but with the idea of making this topic silly...Come on dude, you can PM anybody if you want to know how this forum works, or start this kind of topic somewhere "not related to Stratovarius"

Why don't you tell that to the guy ...
by Michael Jordan
Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:46 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: The photomontage topic
Replies: 18
Views: 12052

Re: The photomontage topic

http://img264.imageshack.us/i/stratovariusmillennium.jpg/

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by Michael Jordan
Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:41 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: The photomontage topic
Replies: 18
Views: 12052

Re: The photomontage topic

http://img264.imageshack.us/i/stratovariusmillennium.jpg/

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by Michael Jordan
Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:19 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Best of 2010
Replies: 26
Views: 14995

Re: Best of 2010

Everything sucks hairy donkey balls. Like Charles Barkley. Maybe Land of the Freaks by Freak Kitchen..(NEVERMIND.THATS 2009)

http://media.gameplaybook.com/editorial/2010/06/Barkley%2067.jpg

Enlighten me, what does Explorations for Keyborads and Orchestra sound like? My fucking keyborads sound ...
by Michael Jordan
Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:15 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Mike Portnoy commits suicide
Replies: 19
Views: 8604

Mike Portnoy commits suicide

LOL JUST KIDDING

:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll ...
by Michael Jordan
Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:41 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Under Flaming Skies @Krakow (first time ever!!!)
Replies: 40
Views: 17137

Re: Under Flaming Skies @Krakow (first time ever!!!)

The last part is fucking HEAVY! HEAVY DUDE!

http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs6/i/2005/064/3/9/Headbanger_by_Oxxy.gif http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs6/i/2005/064/3/9/Headbanger_by_Oxxy.gif http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs6/i/2005/064/3/9/Headbanger_by_Oxxy.gif http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs6/i/2005/064/3/9 ...