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I have to poop.

Arnold F. Layne

lost mutton, nothing for my labour.
Here's too small a pasture for such store of muttons.
If the ground be overcharged, you were best stick her.
Nay: in that you are astray, 'twere best pound you.

Arnold Layne

Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her; no,
not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter:
and being so hard to me that brought your mind, I
fear she'll prove as hard to you in telling your

Arnold Layne

Betideth here in absence of thy friend;
And likewise will visit thee with mine.
All happiness bechance to thee in Milan!
As much to you at home! and so, farewell.

Arnold Layne

Well of his wealth; but of himself, so so.
What think'st thou of the gentle Proteus?
Lord, Lord! to see what folly reigns in us!
How now! what means this passion at his name?

Arnold Layne

Who?

Arnold F. Layne

Well said Gramps!
No Layne, no gain!!

PS: You know who got an A+ on his paper?

Arnold F. Layne

Now what in carnation are you idiots complaining about??

Arnold F. Layne

PS: Brother, I can't stay up that late tonight

Forget it!!
I wonder who he really wrote it for....

Arnold F. Layne

Do you think if the rest of the Layne family shows up, you'll have a change of heart? :luv1:

Arnold F. Layne

Kosmo wrote:This Arnold Layne thing is lame.

That is the point. The point of what?

Arnold F. Layne

I agree with the earless Arnold. Someone deserves another poem. :luv1:

Arnold F. Layne

No!! For pete's sake, I am the real Arnold Layne.
The F stands for Fletcher. Arnold Fletcher Layne.

Ok, someone tell me. Who is the genuine Arnold Layne?

Arnold F. Layne

Huh ??
All fair I guess. The black Arnold Layne's must always face discrimination.
Arnold F. Layne

Um. Well. Yes. I would like to be, a Karlheinz groupie.

Butt, why the other Arnold Layne gets a beautiful poem?
Does it apply to me? As well?

Shouldn't someone else get another poem?

Arnold F. Layne

Um.
I am Arnold F. Layne.
And I am the real. The Real Arnold Layne, I say.

Who is the truest Arnold Layne?
Arnold F. Layne

Who the hell was that?

Arnold F. Layne

Hey guys. Its me. Um. Arnold F. Layne!
How do you do?
I had this urge to come here. I cant explain. Uh. Hope its ok!

I am an A+ student from Leeds. Nice to know you.

Who hangs out around here?

Arnold F. Layne