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Happy belated birthday to the real Timo!.

God, I wish I could sing like you!

I wasn't mentioned at all?

Bummer.

Me kusemme taiteen päälle. Tämä on todella, todella paha.

Billy-B wrote:Shame on you, people! Shame on your stupid trolls, some of your discussions hardly connected with the band, shame on your silly pics, abuses and fake strato-guys accounts.

This is very, very bad...

Sorry about that.

You're right, we should keep the chaos out of the main board.

Man, when I saw the thread title I was excited as hell...

Sorry if you were disappointed.

For reasons unknown, I'm currently suffering from oliguria (low output of urine). Simply put, there's too much art to piss on, and too little piss. Because of this we're not willing to book a lot of dates ...

He went on stating none of the band members have a very big "willy", not even TK.

That said, he also admitted he hadn't seen TK's "willy" when it's erect, and speculated on the fact it might possibly get larger.

Hm, it might indeed... :wink:

Doubt it.

In light of the recent events, I find ...

When are we going to get a statement about the flower shop?

With all respect, please stop complaining. It is nothing compared to how I feel every day.

You just don't know...

Timo

Indeed. We're pissing on his art, and not even flushing. And we're not even putting the toilet cover down.

At least no one in Symfonia blew up toilets in extremely violent ...

Me too, the week I was in the hospital was hell cause it really hurt to move, I'm glad I'm able to move around without it feeling like a knife is going through my stomach.

With all respect, please stop complaining. It is nothing compared to how I feel every day.

You just don't know...

Timo ...

Jabi wrote:He went on stating none of the band members have a very big "willy", not even TK.

That said, he also admitted he hadn't seen TK's "willy" when it's erect, and speculated on the fact it might possibly get larger.

Hm, it might indeed...

VictorTDD wrote:Which

Soini.

J- さ&#1241 wrote:So what's next? The rule of Anunnakis? Giant tsunami? Massive quakes? Who knows...

I trust on the Saana Foundation. They're gonna save us.

Would you please stop the mass posting of images. I do not approve.

That was nice of him. We still aren't going to let him use the Stratovarius name, though.