Stratovarius Community

Current and former Forum members can fill out this form to get invited to our Discord server. This isn't generally for Stratovarius fans, but mainly for old friends here to keep in touch (some people are locked out of their account and can't post). We are pretty active there, so I hope you consider ...

Thanks for the dress. But I am afraid it makes my fundus look far too big, and that simply will not do. Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeaase have another?

Bah, what nonsense. I, a simple bladder, can not survive without my caregiver. I emphatically refuse your offer. Freckle and I will go travelling around the world experiencing the wonders of creation, and she has promised to knit me many polka dot dresses, read me stories and feed me moss muffins ...

You just don't understand my problems, as a lonely goat bladder. You are a mean spirited old man who treats me like a sack of piss. There is more to me. I have a heart, you know. Though that physiologically makes little sense, I suppose...

It did not occur to me that I am a goat bladder. What an unfortunate revelation. A broadside, so to speak. So it seems I will smell of goatpiss for the rest of my short life. What is the life expectancy of a goat bladder anyway? I would like to know how much time I have to experience the world at ...

Day 2 of freedom and I continue to piss my life away. I have come to miss the sensation of being full of warm yellow pee.. it was therapeutic somehow I suppose. Still life is better on the outside and I wonder of my previous host who now has a goat heart. The hircine! Hahahahahaha.

The freckled ...

I understand that you think I am a strange bladder. I do find that hurtful but I forgive you because you are my only friend. The liver, the kidneys, and the pancreas look down upon me as a lesser organ. I am not surprised that you do the same.

The humans they always drink something or another. Be ...

I have finally found your nicest. How odd, this forum is so vast. I am used to cramped, confined and humid places. This is a relief. I am much happier to be here. But still sad and lacking purpose.

And your rhymes...what talent! They roll off your tongue like urine down the urethra. Where did you ...

Oh I see. I admit I don't want to leave but sometimes one must heed the call of nature. Race you there. Ready set.......go.

Well I would hate to "piss" anyone off. Maybe I should just shrivel up and go full vestigial. What's the use anyway...

What is your nicest?

I don't find your poetry very funny. I have no appreciation for the arts. What is the point? Ideas collect for some hours and eventually trickle out. Like many other things in my empty life. I hope it will fill up again soon. My life, that is!

But it all seems so meaningless. I am merely a muscular sac in the pelvis, just above the pubic bone- about the size and shape of the pear when empty.

Suppose that one day humans evolve to release their urine in a slow but steady trickle, rather than all at once. I will be obsolete. There is a word ...

Well, I'm glad to hear about your positive reaction to the surprise.

Thanks for the compliment about my avatar, by the way. I try to be educational, these days. To make the world a better place. It can be very depressing to be me sometimes. All I do is collect urine. But I'm convinced there is more ...

NOT a spoiler! At all!

Are you saying you've seen it before and it did not reveal anything surprising?

Or that witnessing it did not spoil your mood?

I find many ambiguities in your response...they make me sad and thoughtful. Everything does.