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by Kööski
Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:30 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Surströmming
Replies: 3
Views: 142

Surströmming

by Kööski
Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:12 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

But, but I am to no happiness for you, since I am NOTNOT NOT gay. But I will help you with the FLO. I give you castor oil and you will be cured in a day. :luv1:
by Kööski
Tue Oct 22, 2019 6:25 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: StratoUnited
Replies: 78
Views: 4196

Re: StratoUnited

8) I could never dream of finding up some story. But I like yours. At least some of them. :P Agag????
by Kööski
Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:24 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: StratoUnited
Replies: 78
Views: 4196

Re: StratoUnited

:cry: GOOD HEAVENS LORD! Is that a life for a gay? Thank Good and Messia I am straight. I'm so sorry for you and I hope you can cope with your destiny... :cry:
by Kööski
Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:10 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) I see gays salute the Moon,

On the Moonlit nights,

And use to sing their lovers praise,

Maybe with that, they got something to rise,

And I think for myself what a lovely world.
by Kööski
Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:51 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: StratoUnited
Replies: 78
Views: 4196

Re: StratoUnited

:lol: Hu for that day. :oops:
by Kööski
Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:44 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Here we go again. Hubble is redletter angry. No prize this year either. No one believes in grasshoppills or bupping heads as long as he refuses to go on TV, so it will be a thing only for Koskalukka. And Agag had agreed to go to the Moon, but the night before his Moonstep he just disappered. We f...
by Kööski
Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:45 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:lol: Now I will give you a report from the farm, told by Nea. HUH! Pekka was apparently in his evil outerspacemood, when he met the Media. They came in an united squad. CNN, Fox, der Spiegel, BBC and five Swedish rags. Pekka welcomed them, with Finnish beer and Kosken and they put up their cameras....
by Kööski
Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:05 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Vojne, vojne! Rumors all over the world!Most call it fake news from corrupt journalists and laugh, but others believe them and Twitter is full of speculations about aliens, moonmonsters and a mad professor that is the root of it all. Some say that the world will explode with monsters any day. It all...
by Kööski
Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:44 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Nea and I can now call ourselves Chupacabraexcutioners, since we helped to kill and bury the Moonmonsters. The female goats have all delivered and there is a big difference to those we killed, that were more monsters than goats. But ÖHubble is very worried after his tests. The new one are all boc...
by Kööski
Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:15 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:( Jaja! My senses are now back! Fairly. And I am almost used to our new situation. We had to "take care"of the four harassed bocks. Brum (he brumbrumed instead of määing) Buff (used his horns too often) Bite(he lost his teeth in a fight) Trump(obvious). Those four bocks stomachs were too damaged an...
by Kööski
Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:31 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:)
I see goats on the Moon,
And in Koskalukka too,
I see their stomachs grow,
With Monsters inside,
And I think for myself,
What a dangerous world.

I look at the Moon,
And the clouds in the sky,
The bright Goat-Moon,
Lights up the scary night,
And I think for myself,
What a mysterious world.
by Kööski
Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:40 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:? Ja,ja! From now on Nea and I can call ourselves Goat-midwives-assistants, since we have helped the vet-professors with the delivery of bock Bruse's offspring. Bruse had been very määäing several days, and the vets decided to liberate him from the kicking things in his stomach. They made an operat...
by Kööski
Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:38 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Ja, ja, I have to tell you, that we have one problem less, but more new ones. We are in quarantine. No fresh muffins more, but we have to stand two gentlemen from the Faculty of Veterinary Medicine, in Helsinki. They are alarmed, but NOT over Öhubbles story about the chupacabra from the back of the ...
by Kööski
Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:52 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:( I got an alarming call from my friend professor ÖHubble and I hurried to Koskalukka. I had of course heard about the chupacabra everyone talked about, but sorry to say also laughed heartily at. A fantasymonster no one know of and that lives on the back of the Moon, was a little too much. :roll: I...
by Kööski
Fri May 18, 2018 2:19 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: UFOs
Replies: 23
Views: 10935

Re: UFOs

8) Pffff...UFO? Aliens? Of course there are aliens. They swarm the Earth. In Koskalukka in Finland lives a goatfarmer Pakka Nurmi and in the village there are at least six kids with very strange DNA and a severe allergy to sushi. If you want to meet this very special alien, there is a bus-connection...
by Kööski
Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:27 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: What do you want to hear on the next album?
Replies: 41
Views: 16430

Re: What do you want to hear on the next album?

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Cookie? Wait until my Arnold gets word of this.



Arnold had a friend that could bake,

So the Fatto ate lots of cake,

But when it came to produce records and mix,

He sadly knew less than nill and nix

So he asked our Flavio, and that was a big mistake.
by Kööski
Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:51 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: What do you want to hear on the next album?
Replies: 41
Views: 16430

Re: What do you want to hear on the next album?

SentineLEX wrote:
Kööski wrote::wink: :oops: :? Half a cookie then??
You get a cookie but you have to pay for it ;)

Got 3/4 of Matias's right.


One cookie for every right! Jäjä! How much to pay? Are there nuts in the cookies? Nomnomnom?
by Kööski
Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:55 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: What do you want to hear on the next album?
Replies: 41
Views: 16430

Re: What do you want to hear on the next album?

But, but if you got a little verse?



Kööski liked to win a cake,

But he made a big mistake,

When Flavio, the demonproducer, he asked,

And the answer was so masked,

In a language Kööski couldn't brake.
by Kööski
Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:30 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: What do you want to hear on the next album?
Replies: 41
Views: 16430

Re: What do you want to hear on the next album?

:yum2: And where are my cookies ???????
by Kööski
Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:01 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: What do you want to hear on the next album?
Replies: 41
Views: 16430

Re: What do you want to hear on the next album?

:roll: pfff.


Matias 1 3 4 9...Mikko 2 5 6 7 8...



:jump: :jump:
by Kööski
Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:46 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: What do you want to hear on the next album?
Replies: 41
Views: 16430

Re: What do you want to hear on the next album?

Huh! You must be kidding. All of you! :lol: I love the fuzzy sound... Lots of dynamic and very crunchy ...
by Kööski
Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:05 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: What do you want to hear on the next album?
Replies: 41
Views: 16430

Re: What do you want to hear on the next album?

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I just want a decent mix. Is that so much to ask?

Elysium and Eternal both sound atrocious.
I just want more like this

https://youtu.be/sx1vZJSDNHc
by Kööski
Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:46 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

perv









:pop:
by Kööski
Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:26 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 924592

Re: Most nicest poster

:( :(


To drown a mackerel seems surprisingly difficult...

Dick Butt
by Kööski
Fri Jun 03, 2016 11:41 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:roll: :roll: All the Earths telescopes and binoculars were focused on the Moon, as long as the satellite was visible. And suddenly there was a movement at the border to the dark. A foot! Two feet! And a guy! Yes, it was the American sprinkler, Pablo Nea! Wow! Then another, smaller foot! Freckled! T...
by Kööski
Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:30 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 518175

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:( Pffff...Earlier I was strictly prohibited to write a single word about the crazy farm in Koskalukka and now there are other sounds in my editors pipe. :roll: I have been asked, begged, threatened and endangered to find out, why and how two persons, from this incredible farm, can walk around on th...
by Kööski
Thu May 28, 2015 10:03 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 924592

Re: Most nicest poster

You only get six or seven chances with me. That is it.


Dick Butt.
by Kööski
Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:44 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: This forum is dying a slow death
Replies: 32
Views: 13495

Re: This forum is dying a slow death

:( Jaja! That was that! Now even I give up! Bye, bye...