Stratovarius Community

Oh god the forum is up again and working? Best day of the year so far

Btw, nice to be back with you guys. Hope you're all fine from those who left Discord and those who never joined

Pancio, where’s the pelican?? :D

Some new Tolkki bullshit. He also got new tattoos on his hands.
Want to guess what it is? :lol:
https://i.ibb.co/RD8L2fR/72-C456-E9-65-ED-4-EA0-BD87-60-C147114-CC7.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/JkpwByq/E272-B893-40-D9-41-AB-B224-CDFD896-AEB5-E.jpg


The pelican ...

It seems that the album will never be released as crowdfunding is far from reaching the goal.
What can I say except I'm happy? Three songs out and three pieces of garbage so far :lol:

Too bad for the other members, they're good and they deserve better :(


Edit: the song reminds me of the chorus ...

Agree that Dragonforce + Sabaton got big by basically being meme metal. I think Sabaton has the same sort of effect on history nerds who don't realize the entire genre exists but know about Sabaton because they sing about a bunch of historical events.


Yeah I've noticed it too Sabaton is ...

Probably Elysium, but I highly doubt a band like Stratovarius can play something that long in a live context: Power Metal fans are usually retarded dudes unable to stand something long and complex and usually prefer the same cheesy short songs over and over again, so the setlist is based on average ...

WOW stratoKiddos!! INFINITY ALBUM IS THE MR CLIPPING MACHINE AUDIO!!

SEE THIS :shock:

https://i.postimg.cc/BvYtpsWy/Sin-t-tulo.png

hohoho!! is a true beast, extremely compressed and clipping in all parts!!! i just analyze albums thinking in Robocop words and I got a funny surprise ...

Meanwhile Stato-guys landed in my city (don't mind the weather, it's always like this at 4 P.M. during winter)

Generic, sure.
I didn't hate it, there are no vocals, maybe that can improve the overall experience, I was also distracted by the drummer's left foot, what's up with that dance, never seen a double bass pedal technique like that. ha.
Anyway, this project is going to fail cause you can't come ...

Generic, sure.
I didn't hate it, there are no vocals, maybe that can improve the overall experience, I was also distracted by the drummer's left foot, what's up with that dance, never seen a double bass pedal technique like that. ha.
Anyway, this project is going to fail cause you can't come out ...

His best work? The song miraculously stands up thanks to the drums and the keyboard, if it were for how Tolkki plays on this "song" it would be a missed abortion

timo tolkki comes with all the speed metal!!, just that Stratovarius is not doing!! :err:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CePfmC9jM24&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR1TEPtkDXvSBUGocLy2QjJuoHJ34qb6fNsfLM-QLcBVr0-AMEPhR4sLqhU

if tolkki have success with infinite Visions, stratovarius will have a ...

It's on now, captain. Tolkki threatens to sue in 3... 2... 1... :lol:


I'll spam under his own bamd page, of course :lol:

I'll also let you know about Tolkki's threats :lol:


Hahaha! I'll tell you what. I'd be sweating bullets if I were Tolkki's lawyer. Tolkki keeps fucking up so badly ...

In all seriousness, although I don't think it will do much, I hope that getting the message out will help both the cheated people and Tolkki.
As long as there is silence, he will believe he can do what he wants with impunity.


Yes, it is a noble cause. It is unlikely that he will be arrested ...

In all seriousness, although I don't think it will do much, I hope that getting the message out will help both the cheated people and Tolkki.
As long as there is silence, he will believe he can do what he wants with impunity.

Hi all, Facebook group created: https://www.facebook.com/groups/995560994266143/?ref=share

If you want to spam it among the people who have come into contact with Tolkki and who can testify, well, do it


It's on now, captain. Tolkki threatens to sue in 3... 2... 1... :lol:


I'll spam under ...

Hi all, Facebook group created: https://www.facebook.com/groups/9955609 ... ?ref=share

If you want to spam it among the people who have come into contact with Tolkki and who can testify, well, do it

Someone should start a file including all the scams, harassment and stuff Tolkki did; talk to the scammed people is good and it's fair to talk about them.

I'm too lazy to start a Facebook group or spend my time reaching for unknown people and, frankly, I'm a little bit annoyed by everything, atm ...

I pray to TapioLord everyday just in hope he acknowledges me. 🙏🏻 🙏🏻

https://i.ibb.co/wprLn3N/3-E264-E5-B-6-F14-4-CCD-B7-F9-3-F2553288-FAA.jpg


Every week the same story: "Everyone has turned their backs on me".
If I were him I would do a long self-analysis: it is not possible that every time ...

With "old Stratovarius" you mean pre-Kotipelto or the "golden era"?

But surely for nothing, it's just a way like any other to intrigue and be the center of attention

AAAAAAAAAA wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 7:15 am What is he apologizing for?

Maybe for his life?

Why does Dragonforce get so many listens? :lol: I like some of their songs, but come on.


I'm actually shocked Sabaton managed to outperform them. For quite some time Dragonforce was the object of frustration of basically any other power metal band because they got SO much exposure. Through ...

robocop wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:31 pm The guru has spoken. Do not question his greatness.

I ask forgiveness for my sins, mighty savior and enlightened god Tolkki.
Hallowed be thy name on earth as it is in heaven, amen.

robocop wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:33 pm It is all better now my friends.....

Mh, is he menstruating? Or is he a 14-year-old girl after breaking up with her boyfriend?

robocop wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:56 am Hello friends...
Key to the universe is pay my rent

At least he's not scamming anyone this time

I'm glad he blocked me

wow, such scandal, this is more worse than Argentinian TV!! :poke:

you Know the News? MARADONA IS DEAD!! :err:

OK, YOU, AS ME WE DON'T CARE A SHIT THIS NEWS..... =P


Yes, I don't give a fuck about football and I don't give a shit about a violent cocaine addict footballer with millions of ...

Under the video there are also a lot of comments from Tolkki himself.

Now we can all understand why there won't be any StratoUnited tour and you can also understand my mood towards Tolkki; I'm both worried and disgusted but he overstepped my moral limits too much

robocop wrote: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:17 pm Pancio:

https://youtu.be/zdxohx7Q7ZY

Wow, tasty as fuck

I never digged too much into Tolkki's scams, I already have too little esteem for him that knowing this kind of implications would risk ruining even the artistic aspect, which I always try to keep separate from the person

I told you all in advance how this story would end, no surprise at all :lol:

But yeah, 10k euros is a good budget for an average metal album: a good engineer cost a lot and a decent recording studio even more plus a photographer, a graphic designer and so on.
Indeed the price is far too low ...

Cause their target is the typical brainless teenager without a single friend, a social life, full of pimples and ready to fap to the rhythm of their snare.
Hey! This is also my description from 15/20 years ago

Seriously, I never really understood their success aside from Guitar Hero