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by Pancio
Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:11 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Pancio, where’s the pelican?? :D Some new Tolkki bullshit. He also got new tattoos on his hands. Want to guess what it is? :lol: https://i.ibb.co/RD8L2fR/72-C456-E9-65-ED-4-EA0-BD87-60-C147114-CC7.jpg https://i.ibb.co/JkpwByq/E272-B893-40-D9-41-AB-B224-CDFD896-AEB5-E.jpg The pelican probably died d...
by Pancio
Fri Dec 25, 2020 11:43 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

It seems that the album will never be released as crowdfunding is far from reaching the goal. What can I say except I'm happy? Three songs out and three pieces of garbage so far :lol: Too bad for the other members, they're good and they deserve better :( Edit: the song reminds me of the chorus from ...
by Pancio
Wed Dec 23, 2020 1:57 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: New Stratovarius album: a list of demands
Replies: 226
Views: 20013

Re: New Stratovarius album: a list of demands

Agree that Dragonforce + Sabaton got big by basically being meme metal. I think Sabaton has the same sort of effect on history nerds who don't realize the entire genre exists but know about Sabaton because they sing about a bunch of historical events. Yeah I've noticed it too Sabaton is rather big ...
by Pancio
Sat Dec 19, 2020 11:32 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Which Song Would You Like Stratovarius to perform live?
Replies: 17
Views: 906

Re: Which Song Would You Like Stratovarius to perform live?

Probably Elysium, but I highly doubt a band like Stratovarius can play something that long in a live context: Power Metal fans are usually retarded dudes unable to stand something long and complex and usually prefer the same cheesy short songs over and over again, so the setlist is based on average ...
by Pancio
Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:02 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Stratovarius Karaokes promoting my work
Replies: 349
Views: 11512

Re: Stratovarius Karaokes promoting my work

WOW stratoKiddos!! INFINITY ALBUM IS THE MR CLIPPING MACHINE AUDIO!! SEE THIS :shock: https://i.postimg.cc/BvYtpsWy/Sin-t-tulo.png hohoho!! is a true beast, extremely compressed and clipping in all parts!!! i just analyze albums thinking in Robocop words and I got a funny surprise Stratovarius Albu...
by Pancio
Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:37 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

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Meanwhile Stato-guys landed in my city (don't mind the weather, it's always like this at 4 P.M. during winter)
by Pancio
Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:28 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Generic, sure. I didn't hate it, there are no vocals, maybe that can improve the overall experience, I was also distracted by the drummer's left foot, what's up with that dance, never seen a double bass pedal technique like that. ha. Anyway, this project is going to fail cause you can't come out wi...
by Pancio
Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:15 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Generic, sure. I didn't hate it, there are no vocals, maybe that can improve the overall experience, I was also distracted by the drummer's left foot, what's up with that dance, never seen a double bass pedal technique like that. ha. Anyway, this project is going to fail cause you can't come out wi...
by Pancio
Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:02 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

His best work? The song miraculously stands up thanks to the drums and the keyboard, if it were for how Tolkki plays on this "song" it would be a missed abortion :lol:
by Pancio
Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:24 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

timo tolkki comes with all the speed metal!!, just that Stratovarius is not doing!! :err: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CePfmC9jM24&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR1TEPtkDXvSBUGocLy2QjJuoHJ34qb6fNsfLM-QLcBVr0-AMEPhR4sLqhU if tolkki have success with infinite Visions, stratovarius will have a serious ...
by Pancio
Mon Dec 07, 2020 12:07 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

It's on now, captain. Tolkki threatens to sue in 3... 2... 1... :lol: I'll spam under his own bamd page, of course :lol: I'll also let you know about Tolkki's threats :lol: Hahaha! I'll tell you what. I'd be sweating bullets if I were Tolkki's lawyer. Tolkki keeps fucking up so badly that I'm not e...
by Pancio
Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:31 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

In all seriousness, although I don't think it will do much, I hope that getting the message out will help both the cheated people and Tolkki. As long as there is silence, he will believe he can do what he wants with impunity. Yes, it is a noble cause. It is unlikely that he will be arrested for som...
by Pancio
Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:05 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

In all seriousness, although I don't think it will do much, I hope that getting the message out will help both the cheated people and Tolkki.
As long as there is silence, he will believe he can do what he wants with impunity.
by Pancio
Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:55 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Hi all, Facebook group created: https://www.facebook.com/groups/995560994266143/?ref=share If you want to spam it among the people who have come into contact with Tolkki and who can testify, well, do it It's on now, captain. Tolkki threatens to sue in 3... 2... 1... :lol: I'll spam under his own ba...
by Pancio
Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:27 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Hi all, Facebook group created: https://www.facebook.com/groups/9955609 ... ?ref=share

If you want to spam it among the people who have come into contact with Tolkki and who can testify, well, do it
by Pancio
Sun Dec 06, 2020 12:47 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Someone should start a file including all the scams, harassment and stuff Tolkki did; talk to the scammed people is good and it's fair to talk about them. I'm too lazy to start a Facebook group or spend my time reaching for unknown people and, frankly, I'm a little bit annoyed by everything, atm. Bu...
by Pancio
Fri Dec 04, 2020 2:07 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

I pray to TapioLord everyday just in hope he acknowledges me. 🙏🏻 🙏🏻 https://i.ibb.co/wprLn3N/3-E264-E5-B-6-F14-4-CCD-B7-F9-3-F2553288-FAA.jpg Every week the same story: "Everyone has turned their backs on me". If I were him I would do a long self-analysis: it is not possible that every time he has ...
by Pancio
Fri Nov 27, 2020 11:38 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Stratovarius Karaokes promoting my work
Replies: 349
Views: 11512

Re: Stratovarius Karaokes promoting my work

With "old Stratovarius" you mean pre-Kotipelto or the "golden era"?
by Pancio
Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:12 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

But surely for nothing, it's just a way like any other to intrigue and be the center of attention :roll:
by Pancio
Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:07 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
Fri Nov 27, 2020 7:15 am
What is he apologizing for?
Maybe for his life? :lol:
by Pancio
Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:02 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: New Stratovarius album: a list of demands
Replies: 226
Views: 20013

Re: New Stratovarius album: a list of demands

Why does Dragonforce get so many listens? :lol: I like some of their songs, but come on. I'm actually shocked Sabaton managed to outperform them. For quite some time Dragonforce was the object of frustration of basically any other power metal band because they got SO much exposure. Through the Fire...
by Pancio
Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:58 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

robocop wrote:
Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:31 pm
The guru has spoken. Do not question his greatness. :lol:
I ask forgiveness for my sins, mighty savior and enlightened god Tolkki.
Hallowed be thy name on earth as it is in heaven, amen.
by Pancio
Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:15 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

robocop wrote:
Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:33 pm
It is all better now my friends.....🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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:lol:
Mh, is he menstruating? Or is he a 14-year-old girl after breaking up with her boyfriend?
by Pancio
Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:53 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

robocop wrote:
Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:56 am
Hello friends...
Key to the universe is pay my rent

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At least he's not scamming anyone this time :lol:

I'm glad he blocked me :roll:
by Pancio
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:46 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

wow, such scandal, this is more worse than Argentinian TV!! :poke: you Know the News? MARADONA IS DEAD!! :err: OK, YOU, AS ME WE DON'T CARE A SHIT THIS NEWS..... =P Yes, I don't give a fuck about football and I don't give a shit about a violent cocaine addict footballer with millions of taxes evade...
by Pancio
Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:43 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Under the video there are also a lot of comments from Tolkki himself.

Now we can all understand why there won't be any StratoUnited tour and you can also understand my mood towards Tolkki; I'm both worried and disgusted but he overstepped my moral limits too much
by Pancio
Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:34 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

robocop wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:17 pm
Pancio:

Wow, tasty as fuck :lol:

I never digged too much into Tolkki's scams, I already have too little esteem for him that knowing this kind of implications would risk ruining even the artistic aspect, which I always try to keep separate from the person :cry:
by Pancio
Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:44 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Replies: 520
Views: 36645

Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

I told you all in advance how this story would end, no surprise at all :lol: But yeah, 10k euros is a good budget for an average metal album: a good engineer cost a lot and a decent recording studio even more plus a photographer, a graphic designer and so on. Indeed the price is far too low for a "...
by Pancio
Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:43 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: New Stratovarius album: a list of demands
Replies: 226
Views: 20013

Re: New Stratovarius album: a list of demands

Cause their target is the typical brainless teenager without a single friend, a social life, full of pimples and ready to fap to the rhythm of their snare.
Hey! This is also my description from 15/20 years ago :lol:

Seriously, I never really understood their success aside from Guitar Hero :err:
by Pancio
Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:59 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: New Stratovarius album: a list of demands
Replies: 226
Views: 20013

Re: New Stratovarius album: a list of demands

Top Spotify plays for power metal: https://i.ibb.co/TB1LSfB/2-A6-B9-AA8-014-B-43-E9-A862-BD3-BE12-E17-A7.jpg List of demands: Get more plays. :wink: The only two bands I like in the "Top 6" are Helloween and Queensryche (Power Metal? Queensryche? Ok :roll: ) and in the whole chart I like only 5 ban...