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- Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:33 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Hi, this is Gary Colin! Again! In Öhubbles nick jaja! I will NOT give up, even if I am the loneliest forumit in the world. 8) Act two in Goatsaaana. Pekka Fucking Nurmi sits alone, on the stage, with a facepalm. He is illuminated by only one spotlight and he is bewildered and a little sad, when h...
- Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:56 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) GOATSAAANA: Opera Buffa by Gary Colin and Stratovarius. ACT ONE: Meadow outside a farm in redneckwoods. Recitative sung by Gary Nea (Momfucker and nomnomeater,with some unique qualities, as invisibility and heavy breathings). Nea Tenor: I hear someone määing in the coulisse... Tse(Holy) Bass: It ...
- Sat Aug 23, 2014 12:17 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Wow! :lol: Great! :lol: Gary Colin, in Mr Öhubble's nick! Again! Moco, you can bet on Mr Goat Edit. He will win the contest, since I got an offer from Mr Webber, I can't refuse. :roll: :roll: I will choose Mr Edit as Romeo, but I really insist on an separate Juliet. :roll: Who? Maybe Goal Stockha...
- Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:14 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Hi, I am Gary Colin from Seattle, former ratbitten, shiteating, hairy ape, cured by and forever grateful to, Öhubble that injected fishliveroil in my bum. I have two own nicks, but can't remember my passwords so I have borrowed the professors, that by the way is "Hubb". I am a rather lyrical pers...
- Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:13 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Hi, I am Gary Kööskikääki, from Helsingin Sanomat, and you can call me Kööski, as my friends do. I have permission from Öhubble and the Stratoadmin, to use ÖHubbles nick, since my editor categorically refuses to publish "fabricated fantasystories about scary aliengoatmonsters, that kill on an ong...
- Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:17 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Ha ha! :x It serves MR Reporter Scoundrel right! He got what he deserved for ridicule me and "Neverending".The only true thread in all Internet... Helsingin Sanomat. A scary experience. By Gary Kööskikääki. I read Stratovarius sight and saw a funny goatgame, about a redeyed rather aggressive goat, t...
- Fri Jun 13, 2014 6:04 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1406066
Re: Most nicest poster
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- Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:51 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) After many anxious hours, I at last dared to look at the oil-soaked alienviruses, and I feared that they in some sneaky, cunning alienway had survived and would laugh their evil, unison laughs at me. But glory, glory hallelujah, they had all exploded in a greyred uglybirdsoup. Now started my crea...
- Sat May 31, 2014 11:46 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Here is more for you to study, Mr Kööskikääki, since I have to go on and inform humanity, about the actual situation in the world. Mr Kööskikääki was right, when he supposed that the bodyhairgrowing explosion was caused by virus. But what he doesn't understand, is that this virus is alien and cam...
- Wed May 28, 2014 1:14 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:x Now I am angry, at the Finnish Blabberpapers, and I will quote one of the worst. Helsingin Sanomat What is happening at the Russian border? By Gary Kööskikääki. A Gary Sampinen, living in Koskalukka, near the Russian border, has told me, that he one day saw, the from Stratovarius Forum wellknown ...
- Fri May 23, 2014 12:06 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Hi Robo! I am so glad, that you are following my attempts to save the world... :luv1: :luv1: Bangelibang on the Finnish farmdoor, and the bangelibanger was a rather strangelooking hairy guy, that was a look-alike, to my fat friend Arnold. And indeed, he was a younger brother of the fatty and intr...
- Wed May 21, 2014 12:18 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Huh! I can understand, that you are eager to know, how close I have come to a bodyhaireliminationcure, so I am going to tell you, even if my method not is scientifically verified and rather controversial and embarrassing. Gary Nurmi telescoped two ratbitten hairy guys, Gary Colin and Gary Nea, to...
- Sun May 18, 2014 1:25 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( Not much activity here... Jaja! Much hard work awaits me. I determined Gary Nurmi's DNA and gosh what a strange result. As a joke I also tested a couple of goats and I could hardly believe my eyes. Gary was the father of three goats. He is a goatfather...HUH! I was indeed stunned, and tested the ...
- Thu May 15, 2014 4:47 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: goth music
- Replies: 51
- Views: 23113
Re: goth music
What do you mean sire Argentinian? I have one account, one avatar and that is enough. You need more?
- Wed May 14, 2014 9:48 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1406066
Re: Most nicest poster
:) Oh dear! You haven't been on this enlightening Forum for a while, so you do not know the new circumstances. Hairy apes have taken over on many places, except here in the North, and shit and pee spaghetticakes are totally up to date there. Send a mail to mr Miditek, that he can do nothing, but acc...
- Wed May 14, 2014 8:54 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: goth music
- Replies: 51
- Views: 23113
Re: goth music
Marriage? Who is talking about Marriage without my consent?
JAJA, the Argentinian Senor must be joking.
JAJA, the Argentinian Senor must be joking.
- Tue May 06, 2014 2:51 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1406066
- Mon May 05, 2014 4:34 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Science Magazine. A ratbit that changed the world. By Professor ÖHubble. Never before has our world been so complex, when we choose technology or make informed decisions about processes. I have observed patterns of the DNA-forms, from a ratbitten individual, Gary Colin, from Seattle, where it all...
- Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:57 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
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- Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:55 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1406066
Re: Most nicest poster
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- Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:16 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Exclusive Interview with "Flavio Ontivero"
- Replies: 9
- Views: 5487
Re: Exclusive Interview with "Flavio Ontivero"
hello useless fucks. i come back and make a talk. Spam make china crazy!!!! like a orange chicken with no sesame seed, forum make sense not. who is what? write a fuck else!!!! Greet from the Guangdong. :D Tjing tjong in Guangdong, a message to Chong! So, you are back with a song, dear Chong? And it...
- Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:54 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: QUEENSRYCHE Is Back!
- Replies: 36
- Views: 24686
Re: QUEENSRYCHE Is Back!
Plus=They both fucked Anal-Emmma!
(That was how she got her name! )
(That was how she got her name! )
- Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:48 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Jaja! You can, with the utmost confidence, apply to the two gangstas I suggest. But I'm not sure about their chimichangas-possession. ( :? what is that? :?) I think however that they are fearsome enough, with their big double-pistolas. Well, well. Those two brutes I talk about, live ten minutes f...
- Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:30 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
I can understand, if you are redlettered
furious. Arnold and Freckle seem to have ganged together
and steel from you, like ravens. Rhymes
and accounts. Maybe also muffs...
As I understand it, you have no choice, but to obtain
theft-protection and I have two gangstas I can
recommend.
furious. Arnold and Freckle seem to have ganged together
and steel from you, like ravens. Rhymes
and accounts. Maybe also muffs...
As I understand it, you have no choice, but to obtain
theft-protection and I have two gangstas I can
recommend.
- Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:43 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Hear, hear! Thank you mister Baker, but here we are talking about a thin bag-bladder and NOT a bloody-liver-Arnold-meal.
And when did you take over as spokesman for the fatty?
Stay with your buns and muffs, baker!
And when did you take over as spokesman for the fatty?
Stay with your buns and muffs, baker!
- Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:24 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:x :x Nonsense, you say! I shall give you nonsense! A kick in your goat-bladder-ass! :x You, a simple stinking goatbladder, have apparently seduced and blinded my daughter, and only God in heaven knows what she sees in you. A BLADDERRAG! PFFFF, But I will put an end to this silliness! Travel? With y...
- Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:14 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Here is my mail-exchange with the Bladder. Hahahahaha! Me: Are you, Mr Bladder, interested in an economical settlement? Bladder: Of course! Who isn't? Me: Sorry, I thought you were the more metaphysical type. Also! Could you leave my daughter for a suitable sum? Bladder: Jaja, for heavens sake. I...
- Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:48 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:twisted: How much? How much will it cost me, to get rid of you? To get you to leave my daughter? I am prepared to pay a considerable sum. Think of what you could do, with a lot of money! Travel around the world. Buy expensive clothes and so on... And I will of course not tell Freckle, if we can com...
- Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:09 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( Aber doch Moco! I have sad news for you! Freckle isn't dead. But the reality is maybe worse. :cry: She has moved to "My Nicest" and lives there with a GOAT-BLADDER! Yes, a GOAT-BLADDER! I have no words for what I feel! I am silenced! My only daughter lives with a stinking GOAT-BADDER-BLADDER. Thi...
- Fri May 31, 2013 12:31 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 823541
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:? Please don't talk so loud! I'm not deaf and can still hear Getz's high notes. My daughter,ja! She is a freckled disaster, and you shouldn't look down on me as a father,if you had known about all the problems I had to endure under the years. With horny Chines's, Seattle-mossmuffbakers, poets and w...