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by Kööski
Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:32 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Meanwhile in Russia's defensequarters... Since Vladimir is engaged in his heavy breathing and all his panicattacks, the Russian rudder is taken over by Sergary Showtime, and he has commanded highest alarm in Arctic. In Arctic? Showtime has in a Pravdainterview said, that he today has sent the Nor...
by Kööski
Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:17 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:( "Everyone has their off days, but when you're proudly virile and uncontested leader of one of the most watched countries in the world, your days off make people nervous. Russian president Putin hasn't been seen for days and now people are beginning to wonder why." This is what Washington Post wro...
by Kööski
Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:27 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Kiske/Somerville
Replies: 7
Views: 2791

Re: Kiske/Somerville

:x :x It was me, Kööski and not Kiske, that banged your cock in Bangcock, which served you right. :x You must at least try to keep track of the vowels. :x
by Kööski
Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:37 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Kiske/Somerville
Replies: 7
Views: 2791

Re: Kiske/Somerville

:lol: :lol: :lol: Very boastful lie!! You were ten years old that day. :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Kööski
Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:54 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:( Meanwhile at Nasa, US. Former astronauttrainee Gary Spaceson, was in deep chock. A big black,deafening soundcloud, filled his telescopview and it seemed to leave the Earth. To where? In some minutes it changed direction, and became more focused and concentrated. With the speed of light, it went i...
by Kööski
Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:37 pm
Forum: Musician talk in English
Topic: I give you my river of pee.
Replies: 81
Views: 41506

Re: I give you my river of pee.

:oops: I'm sure he is and that this is one of his particular hobbies. :wink:
by Kööski
Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:17 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: This forum is dying a slow death
Replies: 32
Views: 13532

Re: This forum is dying a slow death

fuck wrote:My hairy cock is ready for action.

pfffff... it needs more than hairy cocks... :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink:
by Kööski
Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:20 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Two weeks later in Vladimir's bedroom in Moskow... Vladimir got up early, after another sleepless night. He liked to prepare himself, for what he hoped should be a definitive and memorable day. The situation in Russia, and strangely enough only there, was close to catastrophe. People, mostly sold...
by Kööski
Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:00 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:~( Meanwhile 7. Everywhere...

Stalinas, Stalinas, Staliinas, da, da...



:errrr:
by Kööski
Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:47 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Meanwhile 5. At Kremlin! Again! Vladimir was upset and desperate,since the situation became more critical for every day. Now had also the investigating crew at the border disappeared, and there were alarming reports about missing soldiers all over Russia. The military capacity was reduced, day by...
by Kööski
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:03 am
Forum: Musician talk in English
Topic: I give you my river of pee.
Replies: 81
Views: 41506

Re: I give you my river of pee.

:cry: Doesn't that hurt? uiiiiu...
by Kööski
Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:16 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 927609

Re: Most nicest poster

:lol: How many pfffffs can you take? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF......
by Kööski
Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:49 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Meanwhile 4...Twelve days later, still in Vladimir's bedroom. Vladimir woke up, after a hard night with one bad Stalinadream, after the other. He hadn't left his room for days and anyone who tried to visit him was brutally shown the door. He ate very little and was psychotic and stressed. He felt...
by Kööski
Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:40 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: the Hobbit 3
Replies: 16
Views: 5303

Re: the Hobbit 3

:) The "head" you showed me earlier, didn't convince me, but now you have, with the help of Google! :wink: Thank you! So I will consider the thought of seeing "one of the best movies" at last. Ja ja for Kurtz's sake...
by Kööski
Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:33 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Meanwhile 3 in Vladimirs bed. At night. Vladimir is scared and sings, with his thin voice, a song his mother used to comfort him with, when he had nightmares. Stalinka, Stalinka, Stalinka da da, V sadu yagoda Vladinka, Vladinka, da da. In the darkness I see you, Vladinka, da da, And eat you for dinn...
by Kööski
Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:06 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: the Hobbit 3
Replies: 16
Views: 5303

Re: the Hobbit 3

:cry: I read this book in school and found it good but scary as hell. Maybe that is why I never saw the movie. I haven't seen any Hobbits either but managed to read the books. I am out in movies. Never find the time... :cry: :cry: and am too restless...but a fastreader,,,
by Kööski
Wed Feb 04, 2015 2:29 pm
Forum: Musician talk in English
Topic: I give you my river of pee.
Replies: 81
Views: 41506

Re: I give you my river of pee.

:? Is this white seemanriver a paenisproblem? :roll:
by Kööski
Wed Feb 04, 2015 2:26 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 927609

Re: Most nicest poster

:D Just a bunch of pffffs...that is the answer...
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF and PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF . Again.
by Kööski
Wed Feb 04, 2015 2:23 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: the Hobbit 3
Replies: 16
Views: 5303

Re: the Hobbit 3

:( Not at all like "Apocalypse now" then? :cry: :cry:
by Kööski
Wed Feb 04, 2015 2:13 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Meanwhile 2. In Kremlin, Moscow... Vladimir P. was bloodred-letter-angry, but also scared, when he got the alarming news, that there were no reports at all, from his KGB-sixpack in Finland. Not a sound! So he sent out a searchteam, led by former spetsnaz-colonel Dimitri Shelepin and they soon fou...
by Kööski
Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:20 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:cry: One little swallow makes no Summer. Still Winter... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
by Kööski
Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:41 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:( Helsingin Sanomat, page nine, under an ad for beds... False alarm in Russia. President Putin and Kreml have broadcasted a retraction about the alert of armed hostile goats from Finland. They were neither invisible, with bupping heads or armed , but ordinary ragged goats, that had run away. when a...
by Kööski
Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:02 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Helsingin Sanomat. National Alert In Russia. By Gary Kööski. President Vladimir Putin has today proclaimed an alert for west Russia, close to the Finnish border. "Hundreds of very heavy armed invisible goats are on their way, in full speed, towards Mocba. They are extremely explosive and if you see...
by Kööski
Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:47 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Jaja! I have to take over here now. When the brusque policeman had gazed into the empty dress a while, he pointed his pistola at the place where Öhubble's micro was supposed to be. "So let us see how sensitive that bupping head is down there."he smirked. I protested loudly. "No, no, mister! He ha...
by Kööski
Wed Nov 05, 2014 1:46 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 927609

Re: Most nicest poster

8) What do you know? I'm sure he loves strawberrycake, with lots of whipped cream, and many, many strawberries much, much more than silly, common beer. HA! Who wouldn't?
by Kööski
Wed Nov 05, 2014 1:36 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

8) I was looking everywhere. No Öhubble! But, so I happened to read "Neverending", about his adventures in Jyväskylä and went to the policestation there to ask for the way to the elfcastle. "Elfcastle? Do you say elfcastle?" The policeman gazed at me with big round eyes. "Have you also escaped from ...
by Kööski
Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:20 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 927609

Re: Most nicest poster

:beer: :bounce1: :bounce1: :bounce1: :bounce1: :banana1: :banana2: :elk: :elk:


Hipphupphurray Jens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strawberrycake with beer?
by Kööski
Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:48 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 927609

Re: Most nicest poster

:D Hoho! Since you are my twin, is this a new selfie? Didn't you jump in the wrong garbagebarrel now, Flavio? I don't look as you. At all! Haha!




I look more like a mad cat! Don't I? Haha!
by Kööski
Sat Oct 18, 2014 1:11 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520293

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) They say that you have disappeared, Ignatius, and I am worried! I saw that you posted in the "Fuckfairythread", in "Hidden from Google", but you said nothing about where you are. I have speculated and here are some suggestions, of what can have happened. 1. The hormongalloping and condomhating fa...