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by Kööski
Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:48 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

HELSINGIN SANOMAT: A strange disappearance. By Gary Kösskikääki. Koskalokka, a little village, close to the Russian border, is a place where the most absurd things happen. And now has the controversial professor Öhubble disappeared. This learned man, that claims, that all the goats on Gary Nurmi's ...
by Kööski
Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:21 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928303

Re: Most nicest poster

I understand you! I have an extra ticket to the concert in Krasnodar and it would be nice if you could come with me. Send me a PM where we can meet!

:cry: But not in Koskalukka. My editor forbids me to go there... :cry:
by Kööski
Thu Sep 25, 2014 1:15 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Stratovarius song titles as they were originally written
Replies: 57
Views: 17840

Re: Stratovarius song titles as they were originally written

:lol: :lol: :lol: Do you hope to win a popularity-award, Flavio? I don't think this is the way... :lol: :lol:
by Kööski
Thu Sep 25, 2014 12:19 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928303

Re: Most nicest poster

:shock: But, but, what a broadside! I didn't do a thing of all that. It can't be my fault. No, no, I am not that bad! Not at all! :cry:
by Kööski
Sat Aug 23, 2014 2:23 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928303

Re: Most nicest poster

:shock: You didn't? Huh Timo! You can't do like this. UGH! FYL... :cry:
by Kööski
Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:28 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:( This is probably my last report from Pekkas farm, since I got my job at Helsingin back. After I promised to never again write stories about killing aliengoats and other strange, unbelievable things in the redneckwoods. But I will at last tell a more romantic and very, very sad story. It is about ...
by Kööski
Sun Aug 17, 2014 3:45 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

HUH! Let me tell you about the neverending goatfights, at the farm. There lives a mistreated and mobbed goat, we call Shybuck, and thanks to Nea's translation of his many määäs and bäääs, we now know more about his thoughts. He started his story with a long, extract and sad MÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ...(Universal b...
by Kööski
Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:24 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:cry:


The Silence takes it all,

And we are standing small,

The Silence always wins.

The Silence takes it all...
by Kööski
Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:50 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Did you think, that I had given up my reports from the farm? Oh no, how wrong you were! A true pressagent will always sound alarm, Gary Goats madness was so pure when he showed, Salty tears for how he treated Ophelia, his loved, He ate less and less and his wit disappeared, His soul was full of d...
by Kööski
Sat Aug 09, 2014 11:05 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: We all Loves to Stratowarius 3.0
Replies: 11
Views: 5363

Re: We all Loves to Stratowarius 3.0

Stratowarius 3.0 wrote::x :x So now I am the evil and ugly dog. But you are still the goose and I am going to eat you-


FYLCMIG
by Kööski
Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:48 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: We all Loves to Stratowarius 3.0
Replies: 11
Views: 5363

Re: We all Loves to Stratowarius 3.0

:( HUH! Uglier than ugliest... :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :shake: :err: :omg: :shud:
by Kööski
Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:21 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: We all Loves to Stratowarius 3.0
Replies: 11
Views: 5363

Re: We all Loves to Stratowarius 3.0

:lol: :lol: I wouldn't call that repairing! Let number three be! He is the one with an attitude. Forget and go on! You can't change him with pics of ugly dogs and whatever.
He has been nasty to me too, but I don't give a fucking damn...
by Kööski
Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:43 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928303

Re: Most nicest poster

:( Oh dear! I think that Ö10 has left this forum and she is not coming back. At all...Sorry!



:comfort: But but, she has a blog on FB. You can talk to her there...
by Kööski
Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:07 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928303

Re: Most nicest poster

:lol: Oh my good, you are quarreling! Again! When will you stop this? Or do you think it is fun? It is NOT!
by Kööski
Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:48 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Some more Stratoforumcraziness...I have a too long lunchbreak... On the goatfarm, Nea reports that Gary Goat is very depressed, after his last outburst at Ophelia, and she is worried over his dark moods. He talks to himself and Nea is quoting him here. Ah and oh, that this too solid flesh would m...
by Kööski
Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:41 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Nea has talked with the goats again, and this time Ophelia had some aspects on the alienuniting. She turned to holy Tse, with a prayer and an appeal. Oh holy Tse, you will unite us all, and are so wise, So I must tell you, about my loverbock,that isn't at all nice, I sat there picking in my fur f...
by Kööski
Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:10 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928303

Re: Most nicest poster

May I remark, that is the ugliest avatar I have seen since the bulging eyes of Karlheinz Stockhausen. :roll: PFFFFF...My avatar is a splendid beauty, compared to my twinbrother's. There you can talk about ugly, with big letters. His avatar is so ugly, that the clock stops and time stands still. Ugl...
by Kööski
Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:04 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) There you have the twinkle in your eyes... :wink: the SOCCERTWINKLE...
by Kööski
Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:28 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Yes!
by Kööski
Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:33 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) The cows accepted the excuses and smiled, in a silly, ruminating way. "Mö,mö,mö,chew,chew,chew." But one of them didn't smile. At all! And it wasn't even a cow. It was Gary Bull and he was grumpier than grumpiest. "Grump, grump," he muttered. "Is it too much for you to drink our magnificent milk ...
by Kööski
Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:00 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Jaja, so we are at home again, on the dear farm, with Nurmi and all the aliengoats. ÖHubble is still upset and angry at FIFA but he is also eager to start his testwork. The two now bodyhairfree and feet-and-equipment-normal,Gary Nea and Gary Colin are our best shepherds and they have developed a ...
by Kööski
Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:37 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928303

Re: Most nicest poster

:) Hi, hi!
by Kööski
Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:04 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Jaja! OHubble and I are now leaving his friend, the poet, and he gave us a poem, I of course can't understand. At all! Maybe you can? :? But I think it is about green birds...He has pippipipio on that! Pajaros verde ! Pajaros! En la cabaza llena de pajaros aun. Tiene palomas amarillas adentro, De...
by Kööski
Sun Jul 13, 2014 7:45 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:x :x I have NO twin and not even one that can be compared to me, so who the heck are you?

It is not meeee, by the way. It is brumbrumbrum...or kvackkvackkvack... :roll: :roll: :roll:
by Kööski
Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:15 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:x Mr OHubble has got an offer from FIFA, that he can't refuse and will not talk more about black tickets, arranged games, corruption, Tjottahunti or aliengenes. So the rest is silence. We have now gone to a country, close by, to visit an old friend of OHubble. A poet, that have green birds on his b...
by Kööski
Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:34 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Breaking news! Breaking news! FIFA stopped the deliveries of Tjottahunti to Brazil's soccerteam and we could all see the result! HUHUUU! They lost everything and ran around as scared hens. But the drugfree Germans scored like triumphant conquers, just as Öhubble predicted. An appeal has come in fro...
by Kööski
Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:08 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Most nicest poster
Replies: 3139
Views: 928303

Re: Most nicest poster

:oops: :oops: No, no, not humble me. I am a simple newsman, just reporting the great Nobelprizewinners deeds. It is professor Ignatius Öhubble that is the testtaker. (Not sure of Ignatius. Must google later) You can, if I have interpreted the signs right, count this outstanding man as one of your be...
by Kööski
Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:45 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
Replies: 1981
Views: 520741

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

:) Jaja! I am going on here! After all, I am a pressagent... :roll: :roll: Gosh, what a hallabalo! ÖHubble got the testresult he had feared, so he contacted colleagues, all over the world, and asked them to DNA-examine their soccerplayers. The answers came rather quickly and it was a really both exc...