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by robocop
Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:14 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Re: Throwback Thursday

I cured my son of the Big Gay. The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man. I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who...
by robocop
Sun Nov 17, 2019 12:39 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Re: Throwback Thursday

:lol: No. That isn’t my writing. Just google, “brojob copypasta.” :lol:
by robocop
Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:39 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Re: Throwback Thursday

Once when I was on the beach with my bro, I tripped on the sand. I was falling but managed to catch myself on my bro's trunks, but they came down with my weight. Unfortunately I fell forward in such a way that his dick ended up in my mouth. It was so embarrassing. So I tried to dislodge myself by ro...
by robocop
Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:15 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Epidemiya - The Russian Kamelot? (The Legend of Xentharon)
Replies: 3
Views: 979

Re: Epidemiya - The Russian Kamelot? (The Legend of Xentharon)

If you have any connections to the Russian mafia, I heard they fund all the power metal bands. They can hook us up with mail order brides. And a job as president. :lol:
by robocop
Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:13 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Stratovarius performing at ProgPower USA 2020!!!
Replies: 29
Views: 1581

Re: Stratovarius performing at ProgPower USA 2020!!!

I’m too poor to go to some fest five states away. Here I’m stuck with polka and beach boys cover bands. We can always hope for some pro quality video. :)
by robocop
Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:10 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Re: Throwback Thursday

Motha-faka wrote:
robocop wrote: I was making fun of flavio because he’s a bitch
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So you like giving or getting blowjobs from guys?
by robocop
Sat Nov 16, 2019 2:38 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Re: Throwback Thursday

So how did you end up running into him?? Do both of you enjoy kettle chips and vodka? What does he smell like? How do you smell like? :roll: It’s photoshopped. :wink: I smell like coffee and sweat. He probably smells like a heavy musk with lavender. :) I want to know what flavio smells like!! :shock:
by robocop
Sat Nov 16, 2019 2:36 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Re: Throwback Thursday

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Hahaha robo you have a very mischievous face. You kind of remind me of Norm MacDonald.

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:lol: You’re right, goddamnit!! :lol: :lol:
by robocop
Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:14 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Re: Throwback Thursday

:lol:
No, I’m the fat guy next to him. :lol:
by robocop
Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:35 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: New Sonata Arctica Single
Replies: 68
Views: 6952

Re: New Sonata Arctica Single

I like wearing call of doodie shirts and chugging Mountain Dew and eating Doritos while listening to “Victoria’s Secret.”
by robocop
Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:24 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: StratoUnited
Replies: 78
Views: 5301

Re: StratoUnited

We are all homo erotic on the inside. We evolved from tadpoles from a meteor from Planet X where aliens live. Flavio on the other hand evolved from curious George, the famous monkey.
by robocop
Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:11 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Re: Throwback Thursday

That’s me in the Backstreet Boys picture. I was making fun of flavio because he’s a bitch. Here’s a pic of him from high school I found: https://i.ibb.co/q7D9hW6/73-F61648-CBAA-43-B2-B560-D891-CE1-FF3-A1.jpg But really here’s a clearer pic of me, I am morbidly obese too!! Don’t worry. Lol. https://i...
by robocop
Fri Nov 15, 2019 3:48 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Re: Throwback Thursday

I’ve got pictures from high school. I’m sure you do too. Nobody is going to care if you post your real self. :lol: What, the five people here going to make fun of you? Grow a pair of balls, lmao. :lol:
by robocop
Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:31 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Stratovarius performing at ProgPower USA 2020!!!
Replies: 29
Views: 1581

Re: Stratovarius performing at ProgPower USA 2020!!!

:wink: I live inside erectionland inside PA inside the 4th dimension. :cyclop:
by robocop
Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:17 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Stratovarius performing at ProgPower USA 2020!!!
Replies: 29
Views: 1581

Re: Stratovarius performing at ProgPower USA 2020!!!

Ok. I’m from PA and it would be a long drive. Just take a private jet while sipping champagne while you post on the strato forum.
by robocop
Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:27 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Re: Throwback Thursday

Here is me when I was in a boyband.

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by robocop
Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:10 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Re: Throwback Thursday

Ok, fixed it.
by robocop
Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:16 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Stratovarius performing at ProgPower USA 2020!!!
Replies: 29
Views: 1581

Re: Stratovarius performing at ProgPower USA 2020!!!

ZenithMC wrote:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:Where is this taking place?
September 9–12, 2020 at Center Stage Atlanta in Atlanta, GA.

It's a few states away from me, but Stratovarius performing in the USA is such a rarity, so I'll definitely consider going to this.
Where are you from, bro? Want to meet up and compare muscles?
by robocop
Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:13 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Throwback Thursday
Replies: 91
Views: 3010

Throwback Thursday

This thread is for posting anything from your past. Pictures or videos, when you were young and didn’t have a care in the world!

Here I am. I may have posted this once before years ago:

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by robocop
Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:21 pm
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: StratoUnited
Replies: 78
Views: 5301

Re: StratoUnited

Holy shit, I love it. :lol:
by robocop
Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:17 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: StratoUnited
Replies: 78
Views: 5301

Re: StratoUnited

Si. Si nachos en tacos. Negro Zapatos la negro erection hermosa.
by robocop
Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:14 am
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Jani + Anette OTP
Replies: 17
Views: 5056

Re: Jani + Anette OTP

Yes. Tony from sonata solo projects in the future will have jani on it. :wink:
We can hope and pray to Tolkki and see if our prayers cum true.
:bounce1:
by robocop
Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:10 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: Stratovarius back to work. Finally!
Replies: 13
Views: 1912

Re: Stratovarius back to work. Finally!

I asked my black midget neighbor if he ever listens to Strato and he said, Strapo?? Like strap on dildo?? :x
by robocop
Mon Nov 11, 2019 5:38 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Jani + Anette OTP
Replies: 17
Views: 5056

Re: Jani + Anette OTP

The dark element had a new album out. :)

https://youtu.be/uJvh7Ku7K6Q

Jani knows how to write killer songs that stand the test of time. 8)
Give it a chance. If you care.
by robocop
Mon Nov 11, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: New Sonata Arctica Single
Replies: 68
Views: 6952

Re: New Sonata Arctica Single

I know what you mean. Most of the time newer stuff isn’t any good to my ears. Sometimes I’m tired of power metal and listen to whatever else. Not even metal. That’s just the classic genre that was my favorite. Another thing is just put the album on quiet so you have something playing in the backgrou...
by robocop
Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:31 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: New Sonata Arctica Single
Replies: 68
Views: 6952

Re: New Sonata Arctica Single

You guys wrote a fucking novel. :lol: The novel's not over just yet. :lol: I need more time to compose my thoughts, first. The age debate, though, I believe has resulted in a stalemate. Honestly, I’m either all in on an album or don’t give a shit. I feel the same way. I know a lot of other people w...
by robocop
Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:29 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: New Sonata Arctica Single
Replies: 68
Views: 6952

Re: New Sonata Arctica Single

Maybe ten years later listen to it again and see how bad or good it sounds to your ears. Well, if SA keeps making crappy music in the future, then yes this album will sound nice. I just want them to continue where they left off @ Reckoning Night. Is that too much to ask? :cry: Don’t live in the pas...
by robocop
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:53 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: New Sonata Arctica Single
Replies: 68
Views: 6952

Re: New Sonata Arctica Single

You guys wrote a fucking novel. :lol: I tried listening to their new album before and the only thing I took away from it was they seem to use different scales on the one song. Other than the lackluster production, it’s not something I plan on listening to again. Honestly, I’m either all in on an alb...
by robocop
Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:38 pm
Forum: Other discussions in English
Topic: Coffee
Replies: 81
Views: 2771

Re: Coffee

Fuck it all, lol. The internet got bad when every soccer mom and her kids got a smartphone. I’m going back to using carrier pidgins to send all my forum posts to the Finnish embassy in Zimbabwe.

Edit: Forgot to say thanks to Jens for keeping the forum up. Thanks. :)
by robocop
Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:27 am
Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
Topic: StratoUnited
Replies: 78
Views: 5301

Re: StratoUnited

Tolkki was actually a good player in it's prime but, after Dreamspace, he decided to concentrate on alternate picking only. Then yes, there are examples of Tolkki playing outside and/or chromatic (I walk to my own song), but later he started going downhill with pentatonic and "emotional" boring sol...