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- Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:35 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
You are really "IN", my baker-friend,
To chew on shoes is now a big trend,
And suck on a sandals strip,
Is considered to be very hip,
But best is to gobble up boots, well spend...
- Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:54 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
There was a guy in the crew,
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe,
He woke up in the night,
In a terrible fright,
And found it was perfectly true.
haha
- Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:30 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 829377
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) I read in "Continental Rock", where a girl, called Crystal, wrote about something, that could be of interest for "Neverending Story", since it had a neverending structure. She wrote: I, Crystal, have come to know some big celebrities and I can only name them by their initials. NN, MP, and GT, bec...
- Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:43 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Re: Some Timo Tolkki news
- Replies: 8
- Views: 4077
Re: Re: Some Timo Tolkki news
NeverendingAbyss wrote:Your ass is just too much to handle.
And WHAT can you be talking about? Nomnomnoms?
- Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:10 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Re: Some Timo Tolkki news
- Replies: 8
- Views: 4077
Re: Re: Some Timo Tolkki news
I can't say anything more than, "gosh that was funny".
- Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:41 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Tolkki did it again
- Replies: 11
- Views: 6058
Re: Tolkki did it again
All I can say to the fans of red asses isÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote:
Oh! The Butt has got a face and changed colour.And you think it is an improvement? HUUUU!
FUCK YOU!
- Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:27 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
:) Seattle Times. Maxi-Kinder-eggs cause fear at Seattle-custom. by Gary Huhman. The Federal Food and Druge-Act has prohibited import of Kinder-eggs in U. S. since they can be dangerous for small children. A custominspector, Gary Tull, takes care of most eggs at our border to Canada and he is alarme...
- Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:52 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
:( Oh dear, oh dear, I am sooo sorry for you rhyme-loss and I am in a real hurry, but I will try to help you with your great poem. Hope it will DO! I don't know who I am anymore, When I so often creep on the floor, I used to write poems all day long, But now my songs no longer have fjong.(even pling...
- Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:53 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
Butt, butt! The truth is out there! In Mount Baker! I am only a messenger!
Edit!
I haven't STOLEN a single rhyme from you! I have BORROWED! Look in your poem-locker. They are all back there.
- Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:38 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
PFFFFFF........
Just what they are! Resolute and regular, when it comes to mighty moss-muffinbakers, and I am sure, they will love your Bear-sin-moss-muffins, with raisins and lemon! So up and bake! You will be at the TOP. But maybe a little hacked !:oops: !
Just what they are! Resolute and regular, when it comes to mighty moss-muffinbakers, and I am sure, they will love your Bear-sin-moss-muffins, with raisins and lemon! So up and bake! You will be at the TOP. But maybe a little hacked !:oops: !
- Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:04 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
:) No hacking sound. They kvack! Butt they are evil! :evil: They hack! Cutting with repeated irregular or unskilful blows to server your poor bakerbrain with their HACKS through your ears, eyes, nostrils and whatever opening they can find. They wish to damage your possibility to think. And you have ...
- Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:59 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
New chat :roll: Pekka: Strutt, Strutt, I must tell you, that the problem with the other aliens-not allergic to sushi, isn't solved. At all! Strutt: Huh I thought all the clones were Fox-moss-dead. P:Ja, those who ate moss have disappeared and I think that they were beamed to Norna, since the two I h...
- Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:23 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
HUUUU! The baker takes not kindly the thievery, But when he read my latest mastery, He said puff,puff,puff, She is really a Fluff, And I think she can suit my poem-creamery. If my rhymes are not enough gruff-duff, For you, you grumpy muff-gluff-gluff, I will stick them down your throat, Or up in you...
- Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:24 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
:) A baker I used to know, Took all his rhymes from the blue, They did sometimes suffice, Even if he seldom thought twice, So I used them again and let them grow... Huh... Stole recipes?, said Freckle, with a PFFFFF, No, but I didn't like your PUFFFF-PUFFFF, Since you GAVE me the muffin-recipe, But ...
- Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:11 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
There once was a Moss-Cake-Faker,
That cheated as a Potens-Muffin-Baker,
But something went wrong,
The Micros grew big, but HUH not oblong,
And nearly sent the President to his maker...
- Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:01 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: True Religion
- Replies: 139
- Views: 119500
Re: True Religion
:) So sorry dear, I don't share your interest for those sports (maybe fencing :roll:) and I am only in London for the "meet and greet". But I am of course looking forward to your, as usual, exellent lecture, about our "Flying Spagetti Monster", that maybe, and this is a BIG maybe, will attend. See y...
- Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:54 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: True Religion
- Replies: 139
- Views: 119500
Re: True Religion
:lol: AMEN to the Libel, even if it is an human (an American till that :roll: )who wrote it and NOT some God. Haha! We are NOT that easily fooled. Huh! To Alienred I will suggest, that you come to London August 4 when the Pastafarians have a meet and greet, at the Olympic (many of our members are co...
- Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:00 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: True Religion
- Replies: 139
- Views: 119500
Re: True Religion
I think you are a little crazy. Do you really expect us to read all this? It is too much, too long and honestly a bit boring too. Couldn't you say the same thing in a twitter?
- Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:23 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: True Religion
- Replies: 139
- Views: 119500
Re: True Religion
:shock: You are sweet but too much... :lol: :lol: Our shepherd Gary Tortiglioni says... Thou shalt share, that none may seek without finding! The tale of our Flying Spagetti Monster and its followers cuts to the heart of one of the thorniest questions in religious studies. What defines a religion? A...
- Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:12 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
Chat! Again! P: Strutt, Strutt! Breaking news! Our clones are dead. I got order from the President, to feed them with Chinese fox-moss-muffins and they got some strange pants-bumps and died. :cry: :shock: It was really scary! Str: Yes I heard that they hadn't all the horses home down there, and beca...
- Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:24 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
New chat. Huh! Pekka: Strutt, Strutt! Something terrible has happened here, and you must report to the president immediately! We have to call a meeting! Strutt: Huh! What is up Pekka?. You sound really agitated... P: Listen, listen! You know about the eggs I found on Granada and hatched here. The tw...
- Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:33 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
:lol: HIHI! SEATTLE TIMES Swedish girl at the top! By Gary Huhman. As you can see, I Gary Huhman, have now moved my news-desk to TIMES, after I was fuckfired from SPECTACULAR. But don't you worry, the salary is higher here. Today I will give you the successtory about an unknown girl, Freckle Öhubble...
- Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:06 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
:) SEATTLE SPECTACULAR. Salvadorean poet blames for shitdisaster. by Gary Huhman. Seattle Times accused in their news-channel 12, yesterday, a Salvadorish (?) young talented poet to have caused all our shithassles. A freckled Swedish girl claimed, that this poet avoids to put all forms of points in ...
- Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:46 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
:lol: No, no Portoguese poetry today, no! Seattle Times. Breaking news. Breaking news. The constipation-epedemic has got disastrous impacts. by Gary Newman. Yesterday I reported about the big digesting problems, the muffin-eaters got, after the bakery-closing, but today I have to admit that this was...
- Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:30 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Countries thread!
- Replies: 55
- Views: 23838
Re: Countries thread!
Oh you forgot WASPS and VASPS and Russian Gangsta. HUH.
- Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:11 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
:) A little song to the moss-muffin-baker before he leaves Seattle. Mosstoday, oh I wish I had some mosstoday, I can't make a single shit to go away, How I wish for mosstoday. Suddenly I have to sit in loo all day, But nothing happens there, the right way, And some moss would be more than okey, Why ...
- Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:43 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
Seattle Times. A Seattle-institution goes to it's grave! by Gary Newman The one and only health-bakery-institution in Seattle is closing down for good, and it means a big imposition for our health-care. The Moss-muffins-bakery, on Pike Place Market, is no more, and the baker is moving to Leeds in E...
- Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:58 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
I am not angry anymore! For sure! And I don't know if I ever was.
- Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:53 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Under Flaming Winter Skies: Live in Tampere on June 29, 2012
- Replies: 136
- Views: 74523
Re: Under Flaming Winter Skies: Live in Tampere on June 29, 2012
I agree with you. Totally! What an ENERGY!
- Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:11 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1415033
Re: Most nicest poster
:) Oh, dear, oh dear! Sorry Gagago and forgive me! I realize that I have offended you, and I promise to never do things like that. Again! To help myself and others, I will here write down, the earlier not published forumcommandments. 1.You shall respect other forumits and take the bad with the good....