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But, brother Fuck, for heavens sake,

Those pics must be your big mistake,

They show too much of your hearts warm feeling,

And for which gayguy you now will be kneeling,

And love more than a peanutbuttercake...

:) I will now tell you, how we three Arses made it home to Koskalukka. We sneaked aboard the chopper and hid our butts as best we could. The pilot didn't see us and flow away, mumbling a happy "Moscow here I come". When we were near Finland, we showed him our impressive backparts and ordered him to ...

pffffffffffff...

:facial:


Mr Left: Oh, Mr Right hasn't appeared here this shiny day? Where can he be?

Mr Middle: No, he is exposing himself at the "GayGaysClub", and has given you a stand-in, that is lurking in the corner.










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I order only Vinyl, if there is. I hate the computersound and only listen to it, if it is absolutely necessary. Cd's is a later choice nowadays...

:buk: Mr Left: Hi there! Nice to see you on this Forum, again! And how lucky we are with the weather! Mr Right: Just so! Just so! The sun shines on our exercises and that means good luck with the outcome. Mr Left: Ja, ja, no rain in sight, as far as the eyes can see. And how are you Mr Middle? Mr M...

:( Huh! Suddenly I got tired of fucks and penises! Yours and others! Even as symbols is it boring to write about the same things, all the time, so I leave it for now... PFFFFffff for dicks...and fucks, in bread, cereals,melons, roast, toasts, ghosts, goats, sheep, cows, frogs, or whatever... :roll: ...

You sound like my Mutter,

When you ask about butter,

And what with that jellyjam?

You mean Flavio or jamnamnam?

But why not ham?

Is this a vegan-dick-scam?

I eat cheese on my roast,

It has less sugar in the toast.

Bye a new toaster... Or a new dick...

Huh. Late again...

After ten hours of deep sleep,

We might take a ride in your jeepheep,

But if you insist to be a sheepcreep,

I jump out with a very high leap,

And if you then try to crocodileweep,

I will only say haha and bleep bleep,

Huh! Today I overslept,

So you have to accept,

There are no rhymes for your horsesex,

Or for our friend that Dinorex.


Still tired...

Can you hear the echo here? Hohoho!


Breaking news from Paenis zoo,

Sebrawife was cut in two,

Muslimgangstas her beheaded,

When she just was happy wedded,

To the guitarraguy that always shredded,

But in blood and sweat now is embedded...

The Congress now is saying,

YES to your's and Zebras wedding,

And even if someone is dreading,

The sight of you two's bedding,

Together now, you loving two,

Can be ONE in Paenis Zoo...

:luv1: :luv1: :luv1: :luv1: :luv1:

A guy his dog did kiss,

But it wasn't a so big bliss,

He has problems when he piss,

And his nose he must dismiss...

A gayguy was too much in porn,

And soon he was gaypornforlorn,

His brain was full of fuck,

So he ENDED up, an eunuck,

Very, very sadbad, so don't you him scorn...

There is a guy with FOUR dicks,

And he has to use some sly tricks,

When he needs to pee,

He must hide the THREE,

Or he looks like a cow, with teat-hockey-sticks.

Veery good rhymes...

fuck wrote:Flavio is back
And we know he smokes crack
He fucks so many men he had a heart attack
Cocks down his throat causes a asthma attack

Hi there brother Fack,

Both Flavio and I are back,

But he risks to get a ban-attack,

And I am rhyme-rusty in my track...

Yeah, I'm gonna go fishing,

That's what I'll do,

Think about nothing,

Not even you,

Catching a very big one,

A real speckled trout,

Yes, my summer-vacation is coming up,

So I'm gonna go fishing me a troutquadrup...

Huh!

When I want to have some sex,

I would never chose a tyrorex,

His dinomind is too complex,

So is his orgasmreflex,

And his sticky Dickejects.

Till that I'm sure he eats me in a flex,

And that is NOT how I would like my sex...

Can't do a simple rhyme without brother Fuck.

:) Hi and hellooo! And what on Earth are you doing up at this time? I am going to work now, but will use this opportunity to point out, that Brother Fuck's and my recent poems, are approved by LPS (Living Poets Society), since they are adequate in both rhyme and contents but sometimes a bit gross. T...

Brother Fuck is drunk and sick,

And has some problem with his knick,

I wish there was a simple trick,

That could heal his hurting dickpogchick,

But it wouldn't help to use humanlick,

When he also has asspain in his dicknick...

Dick Glutt, Dick Mutt, Dick Strutt, Dick Cut, Dick Putt,

Dick Nut, Dick Rutt, Dick Plutt, Dick Dutt, Dick Slut,

Dick Smutt, Dick Clutt, Dick Puttifnutt, Dick Hutt,

Dick Sutt, Dick Muttelifnutt..........

:x Mr OHubble has got an offer from FIFA, that he can't refuse and will not talk more about black tickets, arranged games, corruption, Tjottahunti or aliengenes. So the rest is silence. Corruption: What did I say? I was right. As usual!! :roll: :roll: And I can tell you! There is more :roll: :roll:...

:) Who wouldn't love to be like helicopters? With blank and shiny wings, That soar over the stupid sloppers, And drop some stinky, smelly things. But from a hopeful lover, it must be a flop, To put down such shitty, unexpected drop, So maybe you should think again about your dreams, And find some ot...

Butt, butt... you must be joking... So many gaypoems

In Strato-forum there was a mister Fuck,

That in his Gayness was totally stuck,

All his mind was engaged in Butt-Butt-sex,

And there he was the real Tyrorex,

It helped against the fear to be a gayeunuck...

There was a man from Berlin,

His arse was made out of tin,

It was sharp like a knife,

Ja, so said his wife,

And used it to sharpen her pin.