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:) Jaja! I made a mistake and I am so sorry! Neas ears were of course not raped and my assumption was a pilleffect. I understood that when Nea pointed out his ears to me. Ears can't be raped and hardly even fucked. :roll: :roll: Now to something completely different. Freckle and Nea drove to a big s...

Oh no! Did I? Was it rape? Can't remember! Was I invisible? Are you sure it was me? Really?

Those damn pill-side-effects...So sorry, Nea! How are your ears now?

:) This rhymes I have stolen from Monty... Some things in life are dreadfully bad, And really make me very, very mad, If you listen, you can hear, How I now will curse and swear, I hate this condition and I gristle, I grumble and I do NOT whistle, But it will not help me in the least, To see this in...

´Jaja! Me again... Freckle sold a bunch of records to that Forum-Hippie and will send the money to Jens. When the guy at last left, we could relax and be warm again, in front of a big logfire, after our excursions in the cold garden. We ate Nea's delicious nomnomnoms, but refused that disgusting fis...

Brother FUCK goes from penises to chickenbreasts,

And with that he must try a sexuality test,

Then maybe he tells us what he likes best,

And I can from now have a gayrhymestealing rest,

That makes a big stone fall down from my chest...

Brother FUCK often likes to make a little rape,

And is there no gayones, he settles for an ape,

He still seems to be in great ape-rape-shape,

And the poor raped ape has no chance to escape...

Brother FUCK's reptilebrain is full of penises,

In his nightmares they are strangling snakes and no geniuses,

The gayuse of his organ can give him viruses,

Make him impotent, sterile and without impresses,

So this is NOT so god for his apparatuses...

:) When we had waved goodbye to the upset Russians, we headed for Sweden and my daughter Freckle in Lund. The Russians were furious, but also frightened. They couldn't understand how the men became invisible and managed to fly away in their helicopter. Shelepin contacted his friend general Mustiilii...

Goshgosh! You don't say? Then you haven't time to put me down. From the top I mean.

ÖHubble likes to steal,

So I hope we can make a deal,

You write down what you feel,

When on your gayknees you kneel.


If you make it in rhyme,

It's called to reclaim,

And we both spare some time,

When we recycle your rhymes so sublime ...

Whenever, pleasure, terror, offender, together? Not many rhymes to steal there! Is this the END of VERSES?

Since it was just some prove of brother Fuck's gaysexual frustration. HUH.

doc_holliday wrote:Taiwanese girls have no ass

If a chick in Taiwan has no ass,

Our Doc here at once her harass,

He prefers birds with big relative-assmass,

And doesn't like to gaze at their asses,

With his magnifying glasses.

Go to bed you nightowl, I have to work...

Brother FUCK had to settle with gayporn,

And sometimes with a bag of popcorn,

But one of those had a very sharp torn,

So his anus is now unadorn and outworn...

Brother FUCK was a prisoner of war,

And he pined every night for a whore,

But the wardens took them all,

Since they were tall and not small,

So for FUCK there were no whores at all...

:) Meanwhile at the Russinvaded farm in Koskalukka... The Russians became even more drunk-agitated, when Shelepin told them, that the damned Finns were their prisoners, and that he had called for an helicopter to take us to Moscow. From all the Russian perkeles and satanas, I understood, that we wer...

I am known as a rhymestealer and I am NOT ashamed over that habit.

I know that FUCK became queer,

When he consumed all his beer,

But when he also drank mine,

And thought I wouldn't mind,

My anger grew crystal clear.

I gayguy, that called himself FUCK,

With Flavio planned a smuck-duck-luck,

But, Flavio, that wasn't a microsmall gay,

With a loud SCREAM, ran far, far away'

And FUCK missed his sloppy, so pined for, cuck-kluck-suck.

Isn't he as some pig Särimner, that wakes up, as new, every morning?

My keltic blood is singing from 1203-1325 and I love our Jens.

:) Jaja! Why didn't we speak as usual? The answer to that is, that something in the speakcenter in the brain had changed all over Russia, and that we on the border were "borderlines". We couldn't speak and we didn't need to. The thought-talk-lobs worked so much better than Googles translations, but ...

ANAL BEER CAN?? What is that= :x :x ANAL BEER CAN ??? Brother Fuck has made a poetical, but self-absorbed interpretation of the federation, ABC. Associated Breweries in Canada, a coalition of independent beer-manufacturers in Canada. I suppose, that our brother wants to make us believe, that this A...

Huh you are Flavio...

Huh! Religious?? Or are you Flavio with a new nick? Argentinian religion? Huh again!

Who is Eztekiel? Some gay pope? Or Muhammed the gay?

Ass on fire, ass on fire,

Firebrigade you must require,

Water, water, then a drier,

Maybe make the burns retire.


Ass on fire, ass on fire,

Is there something to admire?

Can the fire you inspire?

Or make you to a burnt martyre,

And your ass a sour attire?


Vojne and huh!