Ass on fire, ass on fire,
Burning, burning, with desire,
Ass on fire, ass on fire,
Burning, burning with desire,
Burning just for me?
Gosh!
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- Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:41 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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- Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:41 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1419804
Re: Most nicest poster
Hubble86 wrote:[
Alone at last... tyrant or not...
- Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:30 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Meanwhile at the goatfarm in Koskalokka. Ja, ja, Kööski gave up. The Vladimirthing was too much for him, and I have to take over. Again! :roll: Nea, Kööski, Pekka and I had barricaded us at the farm, and were waiting for the Apocalypse or Ragnarök, as we call it here. It was a scary atmosphere. T...
- Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:54 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1419804
Re: Most nicest poster
And what do you want? Really?
- Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:49 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Meanwhile in Kremlin, Moscow... Mr Putina became even more redlettered furious, when he heard, that the Mad Professor had left the Gulagjail, as a free man. Between screeched teeth he whined. This German skunk must be punished! Hard and merciless! With sus-trömming and Russian vodka. Huh! The magnif...
- Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:25 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) I will do my best, to keep this forum alive... Of course no one believed that bludder-recipe for invisiblepills. 100 gr Lutetium? And frogprotein? :wink: Well, well! Putina was KGB-suspicious, but he let anyway, his very skeptical head chemist, Fjodor Puslamenco, try to do it. The result was some...
- Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:03 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( Sorry to say! My access to the Net is very irregular, since those damn Putifearing cowards in FSS have shut me in, in a hushhushbunker in the Finnish Gulag. The communistalien Putina tolerates no invisible goats or scientists and he demanded sternly, that I gave him, and only him, the pillrecipe....
- Sat Dec 27, 2014 6:52 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Ja,ja. I'm visible again, and back at the goatfarm in Koskalokka. With restrictions! :roll: FSS(Finnish Secret Service) has strictly prohibited me to make more pills. Not even vitaminpills. Huh! They are damn suspicious! But haha, they can't turn off my brain and I have found other ways to change...
- Sun Dec 21, 2014 7:02 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) "Your Head!" hissed Kööski. "I can see your head, again! And you have a long beard!" Long beard? I looked in the wallmirror and huh! My head was really visible and I had got a big al Qaeda-beard. This damn, unreliable pill, has it's side-effects, that's for sure, and one was apparently a long, th...
- Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:13 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Gosh and Huh!This was not the end of our troubles! No,no! I dressed up as the muslimwoman Serafina Alibaba again, and we left the silenced shrink, whose fucking eyes were concentrated on the sillywalking boots.He seemed to have lost his mind totally, but that was hardly our problem. Even the port...
- Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:11 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) At last I,m on a short vacation from the springstresses, and can tell you what happened in Juväskylä, six weeks ago. After the chocked and stunned policemen let me out of the arrest,in Kööski's and the shrink's care, we went to a Muslimshop where Kööski bought me a black sackdress, where my skele...
- Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:52 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( "Treatise?" Didn't Albert say, that mysterious phenomena can't be investigated by science, since science doesn't know how. But I have a theory about fuckfairies. Long time ago,when the Nordic vikings sailed over the sea, to Canada, to rape and kill, they soon finished up the Indianwomen there, an...
- Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:36 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Dearest Moco! I will for you quote something that my learned and admired Avatarhero once said. " The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It's the source of all true art and all science. But the latter can not understand it. So start wonder, dear Moco, over those Fuckfairies,...
- Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:53 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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- Views: 1419804
Re: Most nicest poster
Sounds great! I think the elves would like to meet you. How about that, in Halloween? Elfhalloween for a little troll? With Doc Holliday's, Canadian fuckfairies!
- Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:08 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
Thank you for asking! I am really ok! I think! I'm hiding for that damn Kööski in a fuckfairycastle and it is sort of great.
And how is life handling you?
And how is life handling you?
- Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:02 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( "Elves and SHIT! Nonsense!" Pffff Moco. Pfff... I'm a believer. I thought fairies only lived in tales, Meant for children and not for me, But then they took me to their castle in Stales, And made my life as nice as it could be. Since I met those elves, I'm a believer, And not a trace of doubt, is...
- Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:04 pm
- Forum: Musician talk in English
- Topic: The four seasons - Antonio vivaldi variation
- Replies: 89
- Views: 81115
Re: The four seasons - Antonio vivaldi variation
Very individual view. Dramatic and violent too, HUH!NeverendingAbyss wrote:
- Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:02 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: How Long Before Jani Officially Joins Stratovarius?
- Replies: 34
- Views: 14886
Re: How Long Before Jani Officially Joins Stratovarius?
Jens brother Anders has left Hammerfall. He and Rolf together, would be a heavy addition!
- Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:18 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: How Long Before Jani Officially Joins Stratovarius?
- Replies: 34
- Views: 14886
Re: How Long Before Jani Officially Joins Stratovarius?
I am sure it is VERY casual...And what do you think we can do about that? I tell you nothing!
- Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:14 pm
- Forum: Musician talk in English
- Topic: I give you my river of pee.
- Replies: 81
- Views: 65980
Re: I give you my river of pee.
Aber, some Aliens don't look different at all! So take care out there
- Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:11 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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Re: Most nicest poster
When, oh when, is Stratovarius coming to Koskalukka?
- Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:22 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) I'm so sorry, but I must tell you that my Nobelfestivities in Stockholm, in December are cancelled. The uninformed and conservative Nobelkomittee made a scientific broadside, when they gave the medicineprice to some "discovery" of a brainlobe, that works as GPS. HUH! It was known already, by the ...
- Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:20 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Ja,ja! A bupping head, on a scrawny neck, rushing through the forest. An invisible body on barefoot running over sticky pineneedles and other obstacles. Poor me! And here I think I have to explain, as simple as I can, how my pill changes the cellstrukture on moleculelevel and that a shifting, fro...
- Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:00 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Heureka! I swallowed an invisiblepill and it worked! I could follow the fading Nea, in his walk, and it ended up in Koskalukka village, in an yellow house. So there she was? The MOM! The invisible Nea, only seen by me, went directly to the fridge, where he grabbed some nomnoms, that he greedily n...
- Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:53 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Meanwhile, at the goatfarm, in Koskalukka. Jaja! Life goes on, even after big dramas! The Goatsaaanaopera is built on real stuff and G.Colin just wrote some songs. So two of our young goats really died, in some strange jump-accident. We had an Indian good-bye-dead-goats-and-celebrate-the alive-opera...
- Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:13 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
A clarification.
The pink shirts have no text on the back. But as you maybe guessed. A goatass...
The pink shirts have no text on the back. But as you maybe guessed. A goatass...
- Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:16 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) No, no! Not the end, but maybe the beginning of the end! This is for my friend Gary Colin. I read it in the paper, so it must be true! OLD YORK TIMES. New-Wave-Opera is a big success. By Glenn Culty. Met, in NY City, gives us the first public performance of a rockopera called Goatsaaana, written ...
- Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:33 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: True Religion
- Replies: 139
- Views: 120523
Re: True Religion
E tu Brute!
- Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:54 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) :( This is my last post here, and I feel a little sorrow, But I am going back to Lynnwood, and my calm, old life tomorrow. A group of goats was gathered at the fence, waiting for Romeo's big jump, and the Moon was looking at them, from the horizon. And there he comes, with his two Buddies, Fatty ...
- Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:40 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 832605
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Hi! Me Gary!Again! Jaja! I am just too much! I know, I know. But this opera must have an end! Pecka leaves with a sad grunt, and in come Romeo and his two buckbuddies, Fatty and Thinny. New recitative! Romeo, tenor: It's so funny! It's so funny! Everyone think i'm in love with the Russian Bunny, ...