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- Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:58 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24758
Re: StratoUnited
My workout routine: 1. Take off my underwear 2. Rub lotion on my legs 3. Vigorously jump up and down to the song darude - sandstorm. 4. Snort a line of cocaine and listen to Raptori - oi beibi 5. Put my underwear back on and use my socks as washcloths in the shower 6. End the workout with a prayer t...
- Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:07 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24758
Re: StratoUnited
A little warning is maybe on its place here. Surströmmingsliquer will forment your Micro.ANd! It will smell horrible. Hugaligen So take care. :lol: How are you, buddy? Another week ahead. Coffee and protein shakes for me. Maybe one day I will make it to microphallussustrommingland and drink beer an...
- Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:44 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24758
Re: StratoUnited
I’ll tie my boner in a knot if that happens. :twisted: Are you really sure you can knot/knit your boner in your time. Again? Huvaligen in that case... Yes. I dip the micro phallus in the surströmming and ask my priest to try a taste. :wink: There was a sale on Swedish Instagram cam girls to marry o...
- Fri Oct 18, 2019 3:29 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: StratoUnited
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24758
Re: StratoUnited
I’ll tie my boner in a knot if that happens.
- Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:47 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
- Replies: 524
- Views: 149017
Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:If they replace the guitarrista they might have themselves an average Stratovarius cover band.Kmasters wrote:https://www.facebook.com/nanditomijo/vi ... 25/?t=1377
Rumor has it they recruited this cover band to cover for him when Tolkki’s back gives out.
- Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:31 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: I was one of the pedophiles in the SOS video: AMA
- Replies: 31
- Views: 10427
Re: I was one of the pedophiles in the SOS video: AMA
I remember he once lost a ton of weight and when we asked him how, he said he stopped eating cheese. That's something that stuck in my head for damn near a decade. How much cheese was he eating before? :lol: Yep. I weighed 265, mind you I'm 6'2" and built like a dirty pollack. Got down to 190. Then...
- Sun Aug 25, 2019 10:08 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: I was one of the pedophiles in the SOS video: AMA
- Replies: 31
- Views: 10427
Re: I was one of the pedophiles in the SOS video: AMA
I remember he once lost a ton of weight and when we asked him how, he said he stopped eating cheese. That's something that stuck in my head for damn near a decade. How much cheese was he eating before? :lol: Yep. I weighed 265, mind you I'm 6'2" and built like a dirty pollack. Got down to 190. Then...
- Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:32 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Tolkki's new band with Jari K. "Infinite Vision"
- Replies: 38
- Views: 16599
Re: Tolkki's new band with Jari K. "Infinite Vision"
HOLEEY SHITT. I took a peek at Tolkki's Facebook, well one of them and he was drinking a beer and eating soup. What happened to that, "I haven't had a drop of alcohol in 6 years" slogan he always repeated. My dog just shit on my carpet and I stepped in it.
- Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:27 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: I was one of the pedophiles in the SOS video: AMA
- Replies: 31
- Views: 10427
Re: I was one of the pedophiles in the SOS video: AMA
I remember he once lost a ton of weight and when we asked him how, he said he stopped eating cheese. That's something that stuck in my head for damn near a decade. How much cheese was he eating before? :lol: Yep. I weighed 265, mind you I'm 6'2" and built like a dirty pollack. Got down to 190. Then...
- Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:27 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: I was one of the pedophiles in the SOS video: AMA
- Replies: 31
- Views: 10427
Re: I was one of the pedophiles in the SOS video: AMA
Thanks for the honorable mention. I am the real robocop656 and fuck. I only forgot my old email login to reset the forgotten password of the account. :lol: I miss when Tolkki and Jens battled it out every waking minute. And the RR guitarra, hearing Finnish music that’s posted and whatever drama. Als...
- Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:01 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: I was one of the pedophiles in the SOS video: AMA
- Replies: 31
- Views: 10427
Re: I was one of the pedophiles in the SOS video: AMA
Icecab, holy shit. Thought that guy died. With Arnold Layne.
- Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:13 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: New Stratovarius album: a list of demands
- Replies: 227
- Views: 86571
Re: New Stratovarius album: a list of demands
Fright Night on cassette has the best production that it even made me shit my pants. Maybe it was the natty ice.
- Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:24 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: meet the mailman
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3100
Re: meet the mailman
Ok. There’s other ones I know about. Augury, neuraxis, quo vadis. Aeternam. These might be beyond your taste. But voivod is more thrash like the band you posted. I’m pretty sure you already know of them.
- Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:27 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: meet the mailman
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3100
Re: meet the mailman
I’d rather listen to other French Canadian bands like Unexpect and Martyr. Funny name, though. They are super creative in that region, that’s for sure.
- Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:39 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: New Sonata Arctica Single
- Replies: 68
- Views: 26493
Re: New Sonata Arctica Single
It’s true. I’m not asking for a full blow power metal album from them. It’s not realistic. Wouldn’t it just be nice to get some songs that stick in your head like their old stuff? They can record anything they want if that’s what brings them joy. There are fans that suffer, though. lol. Honestly, ju...
- Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:59 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: New Sonata Arctica Single
- Replies: 68
- Views: 26493
Re: New Sonata Arctica Single
It sounds like the guitars are tuned lower, correct me if I’m wrong. First thing I thought of when hearing this song the other day was: how is this best song they can release as a taste of a new album? Oh well, some people will like it. That’s how it goes. The production is still not the best imho. ...
- Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:25 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
- Replies: 524
- Views: 149017
Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
Search for the torrent on DuckDuckGo.SentineLEX wrote:Where'd you find the leak?Mr Hadder wrote:The album has leaked. I quite liked it!
- Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:31 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
- Replies: 524
- Views: 149017
Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour
I’m just surprised he’s still at it.
- Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:14 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: I saw a body today
- Replies: 5
- Views: 3829
Re: I saw a body today
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