Neverending Story [Game]

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:07 am

:lol: New Playmate! Great! :)


they claimed they were girls. Blonde girls that löved Adolf and Challeheinze and wanted to dance with them.
And dance they did. The poet and Freckle were amazed.
"Look at Adolf", said Freckle. "He has the same hairdo, as you had, when you were a Dracula. But you had no silly mustach with eyes in pomada. Who is that Ted Mosby? I have never heard of him. Or his wife. Are they finns"?
Eternity laughed," They are just some people that were hiding in my left brain-lob...
"Aha and you seem to have a bunch of "No names" there too. Take care my new friend", said Freckle, "So we don't will be sent to "the Flames" far away from this significant page".
Okey, dokey", said Eternity and started a solodance. "This is a parody of "No Names". It's called "The dying Swan killing himself softly in statements"
And he made a theatrical dance where he waved his arms just like some "No name-swan-wings". It was so comical and everyone laughed. Butt, butt there was someone in the corner that didn't laugh. At all! It was...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Ilsekena » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:20 am

Kerli Koiv! And her Army of blondeheaded estonian MOONCHILDREN. They have already found a KEY to the Universe. Love and Unity..but all were angry due to the fact that you're humiliating poor blondes here and wanted revenge so badly. Revolution has begun! They started to dance and sing mussi-pussi sweet annoying songs.. so sweet that everybody...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by eternity_strato » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:34 am

was watching "united states of tulkki".

Albino Timo created a rebellion to fight against himself and the army used some bazookas against Godzilla. Because Albino Timo is Godzilla.

Godzilla ate the missiles and crapped them as he recorded the Trinity Solos. At this point, Tolkki, Tulkki, Hitler, Albino Timo, Miss K and Ted Mosby started singing YMCA and Mussolini came. They beat the crap out of him. And then, Fright Night was the soundtrack, on huge loudspeakers.

Because he, the master, had arrived.

"i can see childhood again"

Tuomo Lassila was driving through space in his flying drumkit, and the Jorg was like xx faster. Jorg united with Lassila and were the main antagonists in Cars 3, released by Pixar.

Only to find Jari Behm, playing bass! Oh my! Oh my! OH FREAKIN' MY!

Behm became Hitler. And Ted Mosby became a huge cakeshop.

And Behm started to scream the words the world would fear for the next decade!!!!...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Ilsekena » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:52 pm

The words were obscene. Then Tulkki has risen on a tribune and begun a very loud speech, so loud that even Pekka the Fucking somewhere in the russian woods could hear it.
"Sons and daughters! We are star children! We are ONE! Love&Peace to everyone!.."
But its only has angered the army of blondes even more than before and they started pinkbooblegum fire from their boobs. One blonde wounded Tulkki in the left ball so his voice became falsetto. And here there (maybe somewhere) was a miracle! All of his memories and true essence of his three-faced existence have returned.
"Where the fuck I am?"
"Whatta hell is going on here??!"
"Where is my fucking dinner?!! Where is it I'm asking you!.. then depression strike him again "oh nonono..poor I am..nobody loves me in this fucking world... oh fuckfuck! fucking fuck!
The Earth was shaking because of those cries. Suddenly the unclear black shade has appeared on red horizon. All of our heroes were standing still and silent. Even Hitler felt fear before the unknown...
The figure of the King of all motherfuckers was flying in the air. It was anyone other than Marilyn Manson!.....

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:19 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Could this really be true? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Ilsekena » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:27 pm

Of course dear. Everything in this world is true!

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by eternity_strato » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:46 pm

Marilyn Manson rockin' da house, you know what I mean?

And then he started jamming with Jordan&Gandhi, only to record live the pure masterpiece "5 degrees of inner cooking bacon".

Marilyn Manson dropped dead after finishing the last power chord, so they had to cancel the rest of the show. Luckily, Revolution Symphonience were there to completely metal up the place. Only a few songs they played, but pure geniuses stuff.

This happened on September, 3th, 2011. But, Tulkki had a time machine to come back to present day and give the monumental speech: "i have seen the future of mankind!" (and he started to sing the Visions tune) "the wisdom of my crappy songs you'll fi-e-ind". "follow the sandwich with the bacon" "and the xylophone made of tuna and steel".

Gandhi came onto stage to continue the speech. And then Christopher Nolan decided to do a remake of that, starring Bristian Chale, possibly known as "mr. duck".

Mr. Duck was eating a lollipop. A big giant one (that's what she said) and when he was gonna finish it, the whole RS came to him. Tulkki, Behm, Hitler, Blind Deaf Mrs. Mosby and Albino timo. They powermorphed and became...

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Post by Ilsekena » Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:27 pm

..Chuck Norris! who punched Eternity_Strato in the soul! (sorry :lol: )
But but buuut suddenly...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by eternity_strato » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:37 pm

...we found out that the trinity killer is 3 people, not only arthur mitchell. it is tulkki, hitler and chuck norris!

tulkki did some weird stuff that day before uniting into the trinity killer. he eat a giant polish sausage made of...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Ilsekena » Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:44 am

...Andre Matos, mysteriously wrapped in polish plastic (WTF :shock: ) And he ate him accidentally...whole... Oh Holy Priapus, what to do now?.....

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by eternity_strato » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:12 am

Trinity Killer cooked Andre Matus. Together, Massolini and Pepitus joined them in the army redemption for the ticket sales of RS special show Sept 3th, 2011.

Jens was there and played a solo on his stylophone before departing to the moon. And the moon played a jens in his stylophone. And the stylophone played a moon on its jens.

And Tulkki became the moon. And Tolkki the Sun. Since then, they have ever met, but they are raging for a battle that will never come.

Until...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by eternity_strato » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:14 am

Until Mr. Duck said the mysterious phrase that had to be decoded:

"only the peanut King will refer to you as Mr. Choc. Because water walks within your wings".

What does it mean?

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Ilsekena » Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:31 am

Kerli and Justin Bieber were inlightened to make it clear for everyone. And once again started "singing" the sacrament:

"In worship we still proclaim the mystery of our faith:
King has died
King has risen
King will come again

We're not like Pekka who would put a veil over his face to keep the finns from gazing at it while the radiance was fading away. But their minds were made dull, for to this day the same veil remains when the old musician is read. It has not been removed, because only in Chosen One is it taken away. Even to this day when Pekka is read, a veil covers frozen hearts. But whenever anyone turns to the Lord, the veil is taken away. Now the Lord is someone called Jokipelto, and where the Jokipelto of the Tulkki is, there is freedom. And we, who with unveiled faces all reflect the Lord's glory, are being transformed into his likeness with ever- increasing glory, which comes from the Lord, who is Jokipelto." That was it. The prophecy...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by AGAG » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:40 am

New things everywhere :shock: :shock: :shock:

Justin bieber was sitting on a coffee shop, with his left fist tightly holding a capuccino. He lifted his cup in a heroical stance and declared: "I will fight against the rain." He stood up and walked straight into the rain, with no other protection than a plastic cup containing coffee with milk. Of course, it was useless. The clouds won in the first couple of minutes. His hair was the proof anyone could need. It was bombarded in a very cruel way. The fleas living in his hair screamed one after the other. Several died while inside their homes. A flea exodus started that ended up in Bieber's pants. 15,000 fleas survived and now populated the woody areas of south-bieber. The rain also made everything else a wreck. Even the coffee. Now it was rain coffee and it was undrinkable because of the inadequate temperature. Everything else was inadequate:

It was Justin Bieber running in the rain lifting a cup of coffee like a torch in a neverending marathon. Hitler was making a speech and transforming into a car on the corner and writing a big manifest in sanskrit to defame jews once more. Kerli saw Justin from afar, running under the rain. Kerli needed Justin and he tought he could catch a cold, ruining his voice for their next concert in Vilnius, Estonia. Kerli ran to catch bieber before he got more wet. As soon as he stepped first in the wet ground, his boots made a slippery sound and he fell in the ground with his head, leaving him unconscious with no one around to help him. On his unconscious reverie, he started singing:

Somewhere over Estonia, way up high...
There's a town no one's heard of, lonely Vilnius...

Somewhere inside Estonia, Vilnius burns..
And the kerosene you've bought, really do fire up....

He sang and sang until he drowned from the raindrops that fell inside his nostrils. He died while singing the notes. Adolf walked by and took out a tripod. He started to paint. It was a beautiful painting, the water spurting out of his mouth in intervals while he gasped for breath was depicted beautifully... Meanwhile Michael Manson was dancing to the sound of teenager black metal polkas that played everyday on a garage. The fleas made a buttparty when the cappuccino got spilled...

Sitting on a table by the road, under a sidewalk awning, was a table. On one side Moco and freckle, on the other the poet and Hubble. Adrian was playing in the restaurant some songs by Joe Passs. They contemplated all the strange events while laughing uncontrollably. The poet then said: "I would never...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Plisken » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:05 am

"I would never fuck a cow!"

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:38 am

:lol: :lol: And who, I say WHO asked you to do such a coward thing?

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by AAAAAA » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:02 am

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote::lol: :lol: And who, I say WHO asked you to do such a coward thing?
me!!!!!!1

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Ilsekena » Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:24 pm

Vilnius in Estonia?? whats wrong with this reality
Plisken wrote:"I would never fuck a cow!"
As these words were spoken the next moment an invisible door to the fifth dimension just opened! Right before everyone's eyes SailorJensus in the "sailor senshi" outfit (cause he's always wanted to be a girl) has appeared and said:
In the name of the Moon I'll punish you!! ..and the next second...

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Neverending Story

Post by tpocain » Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:56 pm

When Jens came back from the moon, Tolkki and Tulkki were afraid he would take away their power and were determined to fight him to the death. Tamma had been in the midst of casting a spell on a small Caribbean island. Sensing that Jens was in danger, she teleported over to him. When he realized that she was a witch, he became so frightened that he transformed into a cougar--but still spoke human and had the same voice. Tolkki was so terrified of this talking cougar that he had him sent to an insane asylum, where he was locked in a padded room. Tamma was distraught and got a hold of Harry Potter, asking if he could send her two invisibility cloaks. Unfortunately, he could only send one and you can't put two people under the same one. Tamma decided that since she couldn't bust Jens out of the asylum right then, she would sneak his DX7 in there for him (yes, the one that looks like it's being held together with spit, baling wire and duct tape...) She put the cloak over her while holding the keyboard and walked into the asylum ("Damn, this thing's heavy!" she muttered.) She got to the padded cell door and knocked. She heard a loud hiss from inside. "Jens, it's OK--it's Tamma. I've got something for you!" He said, "Uhh, OK..." She walked in where he was laying there licking himself. She said, "Aw, shit--didn't realize you hadn't changed back yet...I would've been here sooner, but I couldn't sneak an amp in so I had to have built-in speakers put in!" Jens was very grateful but worried that it would be too hard to play with those paws. Just then, he transformed back into a human, leaving him naked. Tamma smiled for two weeks straight...Meanwhile, many miles away...
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Post by Ilsekena » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:39 pm

...on planet Earth in the silent finnish countryside the last hope for humanity Mr. Timo Jokipelto (he is the Chosen One if you remember) was sitting in a cosy armchair and watching Infinite Stratos anime, without any suspicion of the mission assigned to him in the future. But suddenly his room has shined by a bright light and...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by eternity_strato » Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:28 pm

Arnold Layne appeared! Finishing every sentence saying "arnold layne". Vulcan Raven shot him and died. And then came back to life to kill Vulcan Raven. And Raven Vulcan called Tulkki.

Tulkki eat a whole dinner for 9 people and declared war.

Tolkki, Mr. Duck and Lassila formed an alliance. And Tulkki, Hitler, Behm and Marilyn Monroe, who changed her name after eating Marilyn Manson, on the other side.

They fought until a giant peanut came into the scene and...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Plisken » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:25 pm

and declared that he was sent by the god of the underworld, Hades. And that Hades has declared war against everyone! except jens. hades is a afraid of jens. EVERYONE ELSE THOUGH! WAR! and so Tulkki made the first move in the war, by eating the giant peanut when suddenly......

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Ilsekena » Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:53 am

A10 blowed him up to the sky. Then he was gone with the wind and became Tuulkki...
At the same time somewhere in the middle of nowhere the Poet, Moco, freckle, Adrian, Hubble, Adolf, Kerli, Bieber's dead body and the MoonchildrenArmyOfLove stayed trapped in the fifth dimension almost forgotten, angry, hungry, frightened and frozen. The army of blondes was suffering the most, because their boobs were freeze-drying. They felt absolutely disarmed. Until somewhere in the Universe...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by eternity_strato » Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:02 pm

said... "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS"

It was dark unknown-until-now secret brother of Tulkki, Talkki.

Talkki emerged from the pure darkness and with an iron fist ruled the universe for 0,34 microseconds, before Tulkki united Tolkki to defeat him. Once enemies, now there were allies. And for just one moment in time...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Ilsekena » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:34 pm

...for just one moment in time and then again all powers were gone, the armies once again uncommunicative and former long-time heroes of this story cut off from the rest of the galaxy by their own choice. Now, at last, Earth was going to meet the final member of the "club". It was...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by eternity_strato » Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:09 pm

TELKKI!

OH MY FUCKIN GOD!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

With the facesmasher hammer!!! And he said...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by HinatAArcticA » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:39 pm

A song in the next album should be called like this topic :)
No need to feel so afraid, colors last a lifetime and fade to gray...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by mocobhc » Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:25 pm

In the same millisecond he had finished his last word "topic", Telkki, and with him all his previous mentioned relatives and non-relatives, Hitler, and some occasionally chosen other dictators and managers, exploded into billions and trillions of atoms, covering everything in bloody disgusting pieces of flesh.

“This is how it goes if handling the facesmasher hammer without care”, said one of the band members while composing “Neverending Story [Game] Never Ends”, the hit-single for the upcoming Stratoalbum.

Meanwhile, in Finland…

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Ilsekena » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:58 pm

...was a big fairy holiday called...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:58 pm

Neverending day and all Finns were very happy, but happiest of them all were Öhubble, Adrian9, Moco,
Freckle and the Poet. They sat together in a cafe in Helsinki and gosh how they celebrated the big day. They drank orange-lemonade, but the Poet had his own water-bottle!
"I am so grateful, that we came out of that house in the forrest", said Moco, "But can anyone explaine what happened there? I only remember that we couldn't find the door and that the walls came closer and closer".
"Jaja," said Adrian9, "It was really scary and so was the metallic smell from gold, and how come? How could the house disappear? Was there a thunder or something?"
"Yes", the poet and I held hands and we were really frightened, when a little girl with wings looked at us and said that we were chosen. Then there was a flash and a bumbinbumb and the house became a golden castle. Don't you remember,Poet, that the girl gave us a gift".
"Yes, now when I think about it, I put the gift in my pocket. Here it is! Look she must have been a fairy"!

On the table he put ten big diamonds.

Öhubble took a look at the glittering stones.
"Really, really. This is an allotrope of carbon. A cubic crystal. Gosh, gosh, we must go to the jeweller and maybe sell them. They must be worth a big fortune".
"Where have you got these?" asked the juveler harshly. "Those stones are invaluable. They must be from some fairy-tale and I don't even dare to touch them. They are more dangerous and radioactive than pure plutonium."
"What, what? So she wasnn't a fairy after all, but a nasty troll"! said the Poet. "We must go back to the forrest with them. Now".
"Never in my life", said Moco and Adrian9 in chorus,"Never, never, never...

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