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"Your Head!" hissed Kööski. "I can see your head, again! And you have a long beard!"
Long beard? I looked in the wallmirror and huh! My head was really visible and I had got a big al Qaeda-beard. This damn, unreliable pill, has it's side-effects, that's for sure, and one was apparently a long, thick and red beard.
We couldn't escape, so we crouched down on the floor, when the policeman waved his pistola. He wanted to know what we two were up to in Finland. In Finland? Kööski showed his pressleg, and I mumbled something inaudible and hoped for the best,
I was saved by a disturbance at the door. It was our shrink, that had heard about the dangerous Burkaman, with a Kalashnikov, and understood that it was me they feared.
"This man is not a terrorist." he yelled. He is that queer scientist, with the aliengoats. And he is invisible!"
"Invisible? Not as I can see." The policeman was irritated. "He is very visible, with a very visible beard. And a bupping head!"
"But, but, there is no body under that dress."
"No body? Nonsense and poppycock! Button up, bearded man, so I can see, if you hide some Kalashnikov there.
What to do? With a pistola pointed at my bupping head?
I slowly buttoned up my burkadress and for every button I opened, the policeman's fucking eyes grew bigger and bigger. His chin fell and his mouth was soon a big gaping hole...HUH...
And now to something completely different.
We in Koskalokka, close to the Russian border, Nurmi, Freckle, Kööski, the goats and I Öhubble, wish Lauri, Jens, Matias, Rolf, Timo and all the Forumers a really nice Christmas and a very happy new year...