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that we live in a Matrix & all Stratoguys are aliens

But Tolkki said that all of that was bullshit, so he took his guitar and smashed in Desmond's head...

But he hit him so hard he opened a transdimentional gate to googleland, then...

there was mr Google himself and he was so angry that he...

erased the memory of Tolkki & he was lost in Neverland, suddenly came Michael Jackson and...

Teached Tolkki the "Moon Walk", inspiring him in writing a song about the awesomeness of that walk. But Tolkki's fans...

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Didn't want the new song, because they said it was horrible, but then Tolkki began playing with 6 guitars at the same time and dancing as Michael tought him, so...

He began to said that he was the new King of the pop
and...

Tolkki took all his friends to dance some madonna

But she sue them because they hadn't pay the rights for dancing it... yeah, because in this world you have to pay for what you dance. So Kotipelto...

Began to dance a few songs from Abba & Jens...

Couldn't stand this crap anymore and got on a plane out of the island, and when he got to Finland...

There were Michael Jackson & Tolkki waiting for him with flowers and balloons at the airport

So Jens started to cry, but then he realized Kotipelto just had placed a bowl full of onions under his nose, so Batman raged and...

Robin also appeared, but Jens was piss off &........

And satanically summoned Scriabin himself to kick their asses with synesthetic powers...

and suddenly a guy named AGAG entered and he was

Loaded with soooo many guns to fight, and he went to Jens to lend him some to fight the.. thing Robin summoned so...

The whole Justice League came to help Robin. Everybody was there: Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Martian Manhunter, Green Arrow, Atom, Hawkman, Black Canary, Captain Marvel, Zatanna, Plastic Man, and soo many other I can't remember

In counter attack, Jens called...

Charlie's Angels to help him because....

He was secretly in love with Cameron Diaz (who doesn't ). He also called...

Mr pancake to make him some breakfast before the epic fight, but...

....the guys from CSI New York

They treid to make this an official WWF fight, but they couldn't because...

Mr pancake had a severe case of diahrrea that made all the guys there sick

and they got VERy angry at mr Pancake and started to punch him, but he

Summoned Mr. OMGWTFHMOF, who was a strange man with millions of dicks . He then...

Assfucked Mr. Pancake a million times while Jens died out of laughter, then...

King Kong appears & show his big penis to all and

The Earth swallowed him amazingly, and in his palce rised...