Neverending Story [Game]

[HinatAArcticA]

...eat dinner, but Lauri was just too drunk and said: "Tolkki never told you what happened to your Father?" and Ö10 said, "He told me enough. He told me you killed him", and Lauri said...

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No, no, I only tickled him and it wasn't my fault that he laughed so much that he fell and ...

[ggonza43]

He really realized Ö10 wasn't really his daugther, and for a moment Lauri thought he was Darth Vader. So he started to...

[Polaris]

scream: I'M YOUR FATHER........

But than Tolkki appeared & said:
You're fake! I'm the real Darth Vader, I'm the chosen one!

[HinatAArcticA]

But then Jens told him that Saana albums were not selling that well, so he screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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"So you are Primalscreaming now", said Jens. "Does it help or do you need...

[HinatAArcticA]

Voodkaaa, we need some voodka, kahashi vodkaaaaaa hey!! VODKA WE NEED SOME VODKAA WE NEED SOME VODKAAAA HEEEY.......
then..

[Stratowarius]

They got some homemade vodka that was 50/50 paraffin and a big Stratovomition started and was heard all over Helsinki, but then...

[HinatAArcticA]

Jörg was possesed by the evil spirit of Batman, who died by...

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the Catwomans sword and Jörg started to mjaua as high as he could. Jens looked at him sardonically and...

[ggonza43]

Took out an enormous keyboard, transformed into Godzilla and started playing an amazing solo. But...

[Polaris]

He took a shock so powerful that fell hard on the floor, then Kotipelto started screaming and crying

so.........

[HinatAArcticA]

Tolkki bought him a Nintendo 64, and when he got it he screamed.. "NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"

But Jens was a Sega fan, so he...

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screamed."Will you please fuck off, you stupid, stupid Nintendoplayer. Here we play Sega and you are...

[ggonza43]

A fucking Nintendo fan! I assume then you've got the latest Wii devices, so why don't you shut the fuck up and put that stupid Wii-mote into your...

[HinatAArcticA]

Ghost of Fallen Grace!!
But Tolkki took out a Wii remote that really was a lightsaber and he attaked...

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poor Lauri and said: "Go away you are not in Wii and will never be. That is only I and I alone, who can play Wii so take...


(Sorry I have no idea what Wii is)

[ggonza43]

This big pile of non-sold copies of AOA and try to make a sculpture of my ass. Lauri didn't want to make it, but Tolkki insisted so much that...

[HinatAArcticA]

Accepted to do it but only if he payed him with the skin of a snake made of gold, so Tolkki

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started a hunt for snakes. He found noone of gold, but one very unusual for Finland. A big venomous cobra. Huuuu said Tolkki and...

[HinatAArcticA]

The Cobra was yes druged and attaked Tolkki and bited his guitar. The guitar screamed and died posioned, Tolkki then...

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said: Kyllä, kyllä, kylläää. I give that shitdead, kobrapoisened-satana-perkela-guitarra to poor Luther Harkon. He has waited long enough and he can't see the differnce between a dead or a living guitarra so...

[ggonza43]

To cover the wound the dead guitarra had, he started peeing on it; but the smelt of that mixture was so strong that...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Cover with Peee???Ok:

that he said, oh this guitarra smells almost as Gorgonzola, my favouritecheese, so I could eat it if I not had peed on it. Better send it to Harkon at once. And he...

[ggonza43]

Did sent it, but to the ass of the world (AKA: Argentina) because he thought the smell was similar enough to that place. He then went into the plane, flew to South America, but only to realise...

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it was not what he expected. But he met the real Gorgonzola and said hallo, hallo to him before he...

[ggonza43]

Grabbed his phallus and poured it with some hot gorgonzola fondue. He then...

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Grabbed who's Micro? YOURS?


he realised that he had been obnoxious and unduly so he said good-bye A-tina and went home. But there was...

[HinatAArcticA]

The master of the universe with the key of the universe, and do you know what it was?!!

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No!
But I will try to guess. The Master locked the whole Finland, with his big key and TT was stuck as never before. "Vojne, vojne" he said, There can be no...