Jens his banana!

[Cristiane]

Seems like TT is thinking "Fuck.... and I wanted to eat that banana too.... maybe i still will... hmmm "

Wow! It seems somebody else in here has got the same idea he had!

[browneyedgirl]

Seems like TT is thinking "Fuck.... and I wanted to eat that banana too.... maybe i still will... hmmm "

Wow! It seems somebody else in here has got the same idea he had!

@Cristiane: +2

Well, bananas are only 100 calories each! Very healthy, as I said!

[Beast_Pete]

And what about the thing that the banana symbolizes?

[Stratolily]

browneyedgirl wrote:

Well, bananas are only 100 calories each! Very healthy, as I said!

Well, it depens on what kind of banana you're talking about...

[StragOvariuS]

And what about the thing that the banana symbolizes?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

These posts seems those groupie talks...
(with no offense)

[browneyedgirl]

browneyedgirl wrote:

Well, bananas are only 100 calories each! Very healthy, as I said!

Well, it depens on what kind of banana you're talking about...

Oh, those are healthy, too!

What about a Plaintain?
Pass the Cool Whip!
and chocolate syrup

[browneyedgirl]

And what about the thing that the banana symbolizes?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

These posts seems those groupie talks...
(with no offense)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, we are just having some good clean fun--thats still legal, you know.

And it does not have anything to do with groupie-talk if a Doctor or Mechanic had done that banana thing we'd be laughing about it, too!

[Miguel_Ricardo]

nooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that man deserves to a throne!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

ok how much will you pay if you see that banana on ebay?

[heavydolphin]

I told Timo Kotipelto that I could sell the apple ("You need vitamins!") he gave me on EBAY, but he said I would not get ANYTHING for it!!
What do YOU think that I could have got for it?? Still haven´t eaten it

[browneyedgirl]

nooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that man deserves to a throne!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

ok how much will you pay if you see that banana on ebay?

About a nickel, after all, a person doesn't know where its been......

Yeah, Jens is Keyboard King, thats for sure!

[Stratolily]

And what about the thing that the banana symbolizes?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

These posts seems those groupie talks...
(with no offense)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, we are just having some good clean fun--thats still legal, you know.

And it does not have anything to do with groupie-talk if a Doctor or Mechanic had done that banana thing we'd be laughing about it, too!

Of course it doesn't have nothing to do with groupies. Mmm, I don't like that kind of women.

We're just having a little fun, that's all!

[htcdude]

Yeah, Jens is Keyboard King, thats for sure!

*coughVadimofDragonForcecough*

[Cristiane]

Of course it doesn't have nothing to do with groupies.

of course it doesn't!

Mmm, I don't like that kind of women.

and we do have something in common!

[Beast_Pete]

Yeah, Jens is Keyboard King, thats for sure!

*coughVadimofDragonForcecough*

*coughJensistheundisputedGodcough*

[htcdude]

*coughGoAway*

[Beast_Pete]

*coughI'mdoingitrightnowbutstillIhavethetruthcough*

[StragOvariuS]

*coughJENSDAFUCKINGDRUNKEYSGODTHATKICKEDMALMSTEENASSWHENHEWAS THEMASTERIN80'sANDMALMSTEENWASNOTHINGCOMPAREDTOHIMANDHERULESANDFUCKOFFANDDIETHERESTcough*

[htcdude]

I'm sorry i missed the middle part

[StragOvariuS]

I'm sorry i missed the middle part

blame the layout! hahaha

actually i forget a word...now its corrected!

[htcdude]

*coughVADIMSDAFUCKINGDRUNKEYSGODTHATKICKEDMALMSTEENASSWHENHEWAS THEMASTERIN80'sANDMALMSTEENWASNOTHINGCOMPAREDTOHIMANDHERULESANDFUCKOFFANDDIETHERESTcough*

i agree

[SETH]

Hey, according to all dictionaries and the way people act, a woman does NOT have to sleep with or fuck or make love with a musician to be classed as a groupie. Its an action and attitude, not morals involved.
And groupie is NOT an ugly word until some catty females made it that way.

And, Jens is the Master. he made Malmsteen in his day, and he has made great contribution to Stratovarius. I am learning the keyboard, too and its fun but also just as challanging as guitar.

this is a fun topic. bananas are cool and loaded with potassium. Like explosives.
haha

[Stratolily]

Hey, according to all dictionaries and the way people act, a woman does NOT have to sleep with or fuck or make love with a musician to be classed as a groupie. Its an action and attitude, not morals involved.
And groupie is NOT an ugly word until some catty females made it that way.

You don't have any idea about groupies here in Chile. And in Brazil too (and I'm sure in other countries is the same). Ok, maybe those women don't sleep with musicians, but those are the ones who are rejected by them. And they say they sleep with this or that guy just showing a pic with that guy when the only thing they got was sleeping with the rodies...
Damn it! I better shut myself up! I'm talking too much...

[SETH]

Hey, according to all dictionaries and the way people act, a woman does NOT have to sleep with or fuck or make love with a musician to be classed as a groupie. Its an action and attitude, not morals involved.
And groupie is NOT an ugly word until some catty females made it that way.

You don't have any idea about groupies here in Chile. And in Brazil too (and I'm sure in other countries is the same). Ok, maybe those women don't sleep with musicians, but those are the ones who are rejected by them. And they say they sleep with this or that guy just showing a pic with that guy when the only thing they got was sleeping with the rodies...
Damn it! I better shut myself up! I'm talking too much...

And what about the ladies who are NOT rejected
I'm just teasing you. What I amtrying to say is there are ladies who sleep with musicians and call it "love" or philosophical, then they will look down on sexy "groupies". or theres these ladies who don't sleep with musicians, but everytime one comes to town they run and kiss their ass and try to spend time with them even though no sex. Still, I think these ladies can be classed as groupies by definition. And they look down on sexy groupies as well. The only thing different in the behavior is no sex.
I think if somebody lies like that they can be discovered easily enough, though.
some musicians say groupies do not exist---its just girls around.

Let's get back to the discussion of the banana!

[Cristiane]

you both are right... and we have plenty of this shitty sluts here in brazil.
basically most of those groupies don't sleep with the musicians, but because the musicians don't want to fuck them. that's why in most of the times they end up fucking with the roadies or with someone of the crew.
How do you think they get their backstage passes? probably not by the musicians hands, i bet.
Or maybe all they get is just an invitation for some party they'll probably show up, nothing more than that.

And yes, the attitude is disgusting, because it's not related with being a musician/band fan at all... it's all about taking pics so then they can put that on the web and tell people or their other groupie friends that they fucked musician "X", or make insinuations that they had “party” the whole night with band "Y", whatever.

What counts is the disgusting attitude and only if they're fucking stupid (what’s probably true, once most groupies I saw in my life were dumb as hell) to believe the musicians and other people don't know what they're looking for. :

and how did we get in this groupie subject? does it have something to do with bananas?

[Beast_Pete]

The best:
a girl says "My (woman) friend went into bed with X (from a known band), I'm so proud of her! *ggg*"
:puke:

I mean, it's okay for me, if they have a fuck, but it's not my business and even more not a big audience's business. And what is this girl talking about her friend's sexual advanture. It wasn't hers, so what's the deal?

If I were a part of the crew, I wouldn't tell these advantures to others, it's non of their business.

(I would like to be a crew member... *searches for the confession topic* not because of the groupies btw, but because of having so much concerts! *cough-cough*)

[Miguel_Ricardo]

hey! I love groupies! that sensation of escaping from them hahahahahah or signing autographs on their bodies hahahahahaha I beleive they're something nessesary for a musician self estim

[browneyedgirl]

hey! I love groupies! that sensation of escaping from them hahahahahah or signing autographs on their bodies hahahahahaha I beleive they're something nessesary for a musician self estim

You are a musician?
So tell me are they as much angels as these people are implying?
Metal Sludge is all a lie? Pam Anderson, Heather Locklear, Savannah, etc. just did not exist.
OK--I understand.

[Dawn_is_Here]

hey! I love groupies! that sensation of escaping from them hahahahahah or signing autographs on their bodies hahahahahaha I beleive they're something nessesary for a musician self estim

You are a musician?
So tell me are they as much angels as these people are implying?
Metal Sludge is all a lie? Pam Anderson, Heather Locklear, Savannah, etc. just did not exist.
OK--I understand.

Groupies exist, that's a fact.

But you can't generalize the musicians' behavior towards them. Some may want to be with them, some others are not simply interested even if the ladies show up almost naked. I can't say every musician is an angel as well as you can't say every musician will fuck the groupies. It depends on each person individualy.

And Miguel_Ricardo is right, it's funny seeing the musicians escaping from them.

Rock On!

[StragOvariuS]

(I would like to be a crew member... *searches for the confession topic* not because of the groupies btw, but because of having so much concerts! *cough-cough*)

hmmm....yea, I KNOW!

Joooke!

[Stratolily]

hey! I love groupies! that sensation of escaping from them hahahahahah or signing autographs on their bodies hahahahahaha I beleive they're something nessesary for a musician self estim

You are a musician?
So tell me are they as much angels as these people are implying?
Metal Sludge is all a lie? Pam Anderson, Heather Locklear, Savannah, etc. just did not exist.
OK--I understand.

Groupies exist, that's a fact.

But you can't generalize the musicians' behavior towards them. Some may want to be with them, some others are not simply interested even if the ladies show up almost naked. I can't say every musician is an angel as well as you can't say every musician will fuck the groupies. It depends on each person individualy.

And Miguel_Ricardo is right, it's funny seeing the musicians escaping from them.

Rock On!

That's right! Not all the musicians likes to be with groupies.
I'ven been told and I've seen the two sides. Once something happend to me and I was so upset with those guys...
I can't tell more, mmm, as I said, I better shut myself up...

Let's get back to the banana thing, ok?, please!